Chords for The Sunny Cowgirls - Grog Monster

_ _ Who is a grog monster? _ _
_ _ _ _ I like you guys.
This is good.
We gotta come back here.
_ Now this song grog monster, oh.
We got someone down there who's already doing it.
I can't see.
Oh yeah.
The red shirt.
[F] He's demonstrating straight arm [Ab] drinking.
Legend.
[D] Yeah.
_ [Am]
So those of you who didn't see it,
straight arm [N] drinking is when you hold your drink out in front of [Am] you.
Maybe you should do it again.
Look at him.
He's got it tipped [G] up over his head.
And [Dm] he's got to pour it into his mouth without bending his arm.
It's all about the straight [C] arm, folks.
So we want to _ see you all doing it, alright?
Straight arm.
No bending elbows, please.
_ Yeah.
Oh, another one.
Oh, they're going for it.
Oh, they're practicing.
_ This one's for you grog monsters. _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ [D] _ _ _
[G] _ I am bloke man.
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[G] I'm well respected, Sammy.
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_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] At [G] least that's what your parents taught _ _
[A] [C] you.
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] Bring him [F] to the table, [C] how his old man used to play.
[D] It's a job, it's a duty [F] to let [C] the grog monster [G] off the chain.
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[F] _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] Bit of a legend at all.
It's made for [F] _ [G] one thousand tractor-eyed brutes.
_ _ [C] _ And he will drag the dirt bike through the door.
_ [F] And [G] he'll start going outside the kitchen.
_ _ _ _ [C] Spinning from the [D] clothesline and fighting mates for fun.
[C] The center of attention [D] when he's wearing all his _ grime. _
[G] I'm going to be straight arm [F] drinking,
by my [C] thinking, how can I go wrong?
[G] I'm going to be [F] spitting, just for [C] a reason, he's right where he belongs.
[G] Bring him [F] to the table, [C] how his old man used to play.
[D] It's a job, it's a duty [F] to let the grog monster [G] off the chain.
Eee!
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_ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Can't do the thing he's trained.
_ _ As an alcoholic in dark _ [Dm] things.
[G] And we won't forget the stunts he's pulled.
_ Or the machinery that he's huddled.
_ _ [C] Bloody with gucci skills, trade them [D] up for the Miche-Aid [C] muffins.
The grog monster's [D] British and all them that I'm fed. _ _ _
[G] I'm going to be straight arm drinking,
by [C] my thinking, how can I go [G] wrong?
I'm going to be [F] spitting, just for [C] a reason, he's right where he belongs.
[G] Bring [F] him to the table, [C] how his old man used to play.
[D] It's a job, it's a duty [F] to let [C] the grog monster [G] off the chain. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] He's starting to fly [C] like a dancer in the [G] rain.
Rays [C] out of his head, look out!
[A] He's [G] on the track, [C] driving barefoot, like going all the way.
[G] _ _ [F] Destruction [C] is his game, [G] he's off the [A] chain.
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[G] He's off the chain.
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