Chords for The Taliban Song (Live)

_ _ We call it the Taliban song. _ _
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[Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _
[Gb] I'm just [Bbm] a middle-aged Middle Eastern [Abm] camel [Ab] herding man.
I got a [Gb] little two-bedroom [Abm] cave here in North Afghanistan.
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand.
Since [Bbm] they moved [Abm] in, [Db] they call [Gb] themselves the Taliban.
[Abm] _ [Dbm] The Taliban, [Gb] the [Abm] _
_ [Ab] Taliban [Bbm] baby.
[Abm] Oh yeah.
[Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _ [Db] Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they [Db] came here.
They make her wear a scarf over her head [Abm] that covers her from ear to ear.
She [Gb] loves the desert [Abm] and the [Ab] hot white sand, but man, she [Abm] just like me.
Now she can't stand [Gb] the Taliban, _ [Abm] [Db] the Taliban [Gb] baby.
[Abm] _ [Ab] But [B] you know someday soon we're both [Db] gonna saddle up and it'll [Gb] be ride, camel, ride.
My [B] old lady should be [Db] here [Gb] with me, just smiling right by my side.
We should [B] do just [Db] fine out around Palestine or [Gb] maybe _ Turkmenistan.
[Abm] We'll bid a fare-a-do and [Ab] flip the finger to [Gb] the Taliban.
[Abm] _ [Ab] _
[Gb] I know where you're coming from, [Abm] brother.
[Ab] _ _ This is a [Abm] patriotic love song, so [Ab] y'all feel free to salute if you want to.
I'll give you permission.
[Abm] _ [Ab] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _ [Ab] Now they attack New York City cause [Abm] they thought they could win.
Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end.
[Gb] Mr.
Bush got on the [Abm] phone with Iraq [Db] and Iran and said,
[Bbm] Now you sons of bitches, [Ab] you better not be doing any business with [Bbm] that Taliban.
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[Gb] _ _ [Abm] _ _ So we prayed to Allah with all of our might until those big U.S. jets came flying in one night.
[Gb] And they dropped little [Abm] bombs all over [Ab] their holy land.
Man, you should have seen [Abm] them run like rabbits [Gbm] they ran the [Bbm] Taliban.
_ [Abm] _ But you [B] know someday soon [Db] we're both gonna saddle up [Gb] and it'll be ride, camel, ride.
[B] My old lady should be [Db] here with me, just [Gb] smiling right [Dbm] by my [Gb] side.
[B] We should do just fine [Db] out around Palestine or maybe [Gb] Turkmenistan.
We'll [Abm] bid a fair adieu [Ab] and flip a couple fingers to the [Abm] Taliban.
_ We'll bid a fair adieu [Db] and give a big boner to [Gb] the Taliban.
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_ [Db] _ _ [Gb] Taliban. _ _ _
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