Chords for The Texas Tornados-Guacamole

Yeah it is!
_ I'm scared I'll have to write some bullshit on top of that.
[Bm] But anyway, we went back to the hotel and we wrote a [N] song about Guacamole.
_ And [B] it goes like this.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I had a last two-month-old daughter.
She was buying me avocados.
I mean, she really loved [D] me, y'all.
_ _ She would eat these avocados and I'd cry for 30 minutes.
I knew it wouldn't be very [G] long.
_ She went to my sister's and she said,
I love you, but you should stop eating stuff.
I said, [D] yeah, but _ she said,
I don't want you to hurt me.
I said, stop hurting me. _ _
But she really [G] loved _ _ [Em]
guacamole.
Guacamole!
[G] _ _ And [D] she'd make her guacamole [G] all the time.
_ _ [C]
Guacamole.
And [G] _ _ _ [D] she'd make her guacamole [G] all the time. So, guacamole. _
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_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
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_ _ _ I had two-and-a-half-month-old daughter.
And we made a group of four-and-a-half-month-old kids.
Because somebody didn't know what I was doing. _ _ _ _
She bought me avocados.
_ _ She really loved [Bm] me, y'all.
[A] _ [D] She would eat guacamole.
I cried for 30 minutes.
I knew it wouldn't be [G] very long.
_ She went to my sister's.
She said, I love you, but you should stop eating stuff.
I said, [D] yeah, but _ _ she really loved _ me.
_ [G] _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] She'd make _
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] her guacamole all [G] the time.
[C] Guacamole. _ Guacamole.
[G] _ _ And [D] she'd make her guacamole all [G] the time. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] Guacamole.
[D] _ _ _ Guacamole. _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ Guacamole. _ _ _ _
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[D] _ Guacamole.
_ _ And she'd make her _ _ _ _ [G] _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ guacamole all the time. _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ [D] _ Some _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
days I'd make her guacamole [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ all the time.
On December 14th _ _ [D] _ _ _
,leader Chinook struggling to get through the house. _
_ _ [Bm] What he [G] finds next is when that is the time to move [C] on _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ and [G] _ _ _ _
go
_ _ _ _ join him in the fight to join the military.