Chords for The Toy Dolls - My wife is a psychopath

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I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep [B] that night.
Could I catch the perfect match?
Would she be Mrs.
[E] Right?
A quiet lass, so middle class, [Em] dignified, meek [B] and mild.
I faced the wrath of a psychopath and a woman that [E] went wild!
People do love horrible things, [Bb] who ain't alone [B] for me.
But I was struck when I got slapped [G] by a raging [E] lunatic.
Sick of me, sick of me, I said I love [B] my drink.
But I gave in, how could I win?
[Cm] I see through another [E] swipe.
[C] _ [B] Baroche's a snake!
_ [E] Bye-bye, psychopath!
[Am] Throws the food that [B] she hides in the [E] bathroom.
Bye-bye, psychopath!
[C] Owie!
[B] _ [E] Bye-bye, psychopath!
[A] Always [B] a low-o-puff.
[Am] Off of me, mental [E] _ [B] age!
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I'm black and blue, I said we're through.
I'm pushing straight, [B] she's off, she's chased the pig.
I don't see me, so I kicked her up [E] the arse.
She yelled and squealed as I revealed I had learnt some [B] self-defence.
I smashed her face in, just in case, got her [E] raped by her leg.
It's not [B] for me!
_ _ Bye [E]-bye, psychopath!
[A] Throws the [D] food that she hides in [E] the bathroom.
Bye-bye, [C] psychopath!
Owie!
[Bm] Owie, [F] psychopath! _
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Bye [F]-bye, [Bb] psychopath!
Throws the [A] food that she hides in the bathroom.
[F] Bye-bye, psychopath!
[Ab] _ [C] Owie! _
[F] Bye-bye, psychopath!
[Bb] _ [C] Always a low-o-puff.
My wife is a wife is a wife!
_ [F] MY WIFE IS A PSYCHOPATH!
Throughout the [A] 50 heights in the [F] bathroom
MY WIFE'S A [Ab] PSYCHOPATH [C] HALLU!
SHE'S A PSYCHOPATH! _ _
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_ _ Psycho, psycho, t E
Is a very good psycho _ _ Psycho _ _ _ _ Psycho
She's a good psycho psycho psycho
She's an ugly psycho
Let's have E for brain _ _ _ _
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