Chords for The Ugliest Mutha Alive
Tempo:
114.35 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
F#m
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[D] [G] [D]
[A] [D]
Well, I met her at a SWAT meet [G] in West by God, [E] Virginia where the mountains [A] reach out for the [D] sky
When I cast my eyes upon her well, [G] I thought I was a [F#m] goner I just could not believe [D] my eyes
She had long auburn hair and [G] it was down to her [D] waist [G] but it grew out [C#m] from under [D] her arms
She had warts on her finger [G] and zits on her face and her ass [A] wouldn't fit in [D] my [A] barn
She [D] had a face [G] could make a freight train [D] take a dirt road
[G] And her skin [A] was like elephant [D] hide
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [D] with the other [G] one
She [G] was the ugliest [A] mother [D] alive
She had an ugly old man [G] and three ugly [D] kids
[G] And her tits hung [B] like fruit [D] on the vine
She had road rash and hair all over her legs [G] and a mustache [A] that was thicker than mine
[A] She [D] had a face to [G] make a freight train [D] take a dirt road
And her skin was [A] like elephant [D] hide
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up with [D] the other [G] one
[F#] She [Bm] was the [A] ugliest mother [F#m] alive
[D] [A]
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[G] [A] [D]
[Em] [A] [D] [G]
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While her friends would introduce her [G] as a modern-day Medusa one look [A] could turn men into [D]
stone
How could the Lord in his wisdom [G] ever make such [D] a woman [G] who was ugly [A] clean down [D] to the bone
She had a face [G] could make a freight [D] train take a dirt road
[B] And her skin [A] was like [D] elephant hide
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [D] with the other [G] one
She [G] was the [A] ugliest mother
[D] She had a face [G] to make a freight [D] train take a dirt road
And her skin [F#m] was like elephant [D] hide
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [E] with the [G] other one
She was the [A] ugliest mother [D] alive
She [G] was the ugliest
[A] Mother
[D]
[A] [D]
Well, I met her at a SWAT meet [G] in West by God, [E] Virginia where the mountains [A] reach out for the [D] sky
When I cast my eyes upon her well, [G] I thought I was a [F#m] goner I just could not believe [D] my eyes
She had long auburn hair and [G] it was down to her [D] waist [G] but it grew out [C#m] from under [D] her arms
She had warts on her finger [G] and zits on her face and her ass [A] wouldn't fit in [D] my [A] barn
She [D] had a face [G] could make a freight train [D] take a dirt road
[G] And her skin [A] was like elephant [D] hide
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [D] with the other [G] one
She [G] was the ugliest [A] mother [D] alive
She had an ugly old man [G] and three ugly [D] kids
[G] And her tits hung [B] like fruit [D] on the vine
She had road rash and hair all over her legs [G] and a mustache [A] that was thicker than mine
[A] She [D] had a face to [G] make a freight train [D] take a dirt road
And her skin was [A] like elephant [D] hide
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up with [D] the other [G] one
[F#] She [Bm] was the [A] ugliest mother [F#m] alive
[D] [A]
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[G] [A] [D]
[Em] [A] [D] [G]
[E] [F#m] [D]
While her friends would introduce her [G] as a modern-day Medusa one look [A] could turn men into [D]
stone
How could the Lord in his wisdom [G] ever make such [D] a woman [G] who was ugly [A] clean down [D] to the bone
She had a face [G] could make a freight [D] train take a dirt road
[B] And her skin [A] was like [D] elephant hide
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [D] with the other [G] one
She [G] was the [A] ugliest mother
[D] She had a face [G] to make a freight [D] train take a dirt road
And her skin [F#m] was like elephant [D] hide
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [E] with the [G] other one
She was the [A] ugliest mother [D] alive
She [G] was the ugliest
[A] Mother
[D]
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_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ Well, I met her at a SWAT meet [G] in West by God, [E] Virginia where the mountains [A] reach out for the [D] sky _ _ _ _ _
When I cast my eyes upon her well, [G] I thought I was a [F#m] goner I just could not believe [D] my eyes
_ _ _ She had long auburn hair and [G] it was down to her [D] waist [G] but it grew out [C#m] from under [D] her arms _ _ _
She had warts on her finger [G] and zits on her face and her ass [A] wouldn't fit in [D] my [A] barn
She [D] had a face [G] could make a freight train [D] take a dirt road
[G] And her skin [A] was like elephant [D] hide _ _
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [D] with the other [G] one
She [G] was the ugliest [A] mother [D] alive _
_ _ _ _ _ She had an ugly old man [G] and three ugly [D] kids
[G] And her tits hung [B] like fruit [D] on the vine _ _ _ _
_ She had road rash and hair all over her legs [G] and a mustache [A] that was thicker than mine
[A] She [D] had a face to [G] make a freight train [D] take a dirt road
_ And her skin was [A] like elephant [D] hide _
_ [G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up with [D] the other [G] one
_ [F#] She [Bm] was the [A] ugliest mother [F#m] alive
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
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[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ While her friends would introduce her [G] as a modern-day Medusa one look [A] could turn men into [D]
stone
_ _ _ _ How could the Lord in his wisdom [G] ever make such [D] a woman [G] who was ugly [A] clean down [D] to the bone
She had a face [G] could make a freight [D] train take a dirt road
[B] And her skin [A] was like [D] elephant hide
_ [G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [D] with the other [G] one
She [G] was the [A] ugliest mother
[D] _ She had a face [G] to make a freight [D] train take a dirt road
And her skin [F#m] was like elephant [D] hide _ _
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [E] with the [G] other one
She was the [A] ugliest mother [D] alive
She [G] was the ugliest
_ [A] Mother
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ Well, I met her at a SWAT meet [G] in West by God, [E] Virginia where the mountains [A] reach out for the [D] sky _ _ _ _ _
When I cast my eyes upon her well, [G] I thought I was a [F#m] goner I just could not believe [D] my eyes
_ _ _ She had long auburn hair and [G] it was down to her [D] waist [G] but it grew out [C#m] from under [D] her arms _ _ _
She had warts on her finger [G] and zits on her face and her ass [A] wouldn't fit in [D] my [A] barn
She [D] had a face [G] could make a freight train [D] take a dirt road
[G] And her skin [A] was like elephant [D] hide _ _
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [D] with the other [G] one
She [G] was the ugliest [A] mother [D] alive _
_ _ _ _ _ She had an ugly old man [G] and three ugly [D] kids
[G] And her tits hung [B] like fruit [D] on the vine _ _ _ _
_ She had road rash and hair all over her legs [G] and a mustache [A] that was thicker than mine
[A] She [D] had a face to [G] make a freight train [D] take a dirt road
_ And her skin was [A] like elephant [D] hide _
_ [G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up with [D] the other [G] one
_ [F#] She [Bm] was the [A] ugliest mother [F#m] alive
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[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [D] _
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_ While her friends would introduce her [G] as a modern-day Medusa one look [A] could turn men into [D]
stone
_ _ _ _ How could the Lord in his wisdom [G] ever make such [D] a woman [G] who was ugly [A] clean down [D] to the bone
She had a face [G] could make a freight [D] train take a dirt road
[B] And her skin [A] was like [D] elephant hide
_ [G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [D] with the other [G] one
She [G] was the [A] ugliest mother
[D] _ She had a face [G] to make a freight [D] train take a dirt road
And her skin [F#m] was like elephant [D] hide _ _
[G] Her one eye [A] didn't match up [E] with the [G] other one
She was the [A] ugliest mother [D] alive
She [G] was the ugliest
_ [A] Mother
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