Chords for The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host ▶ MEME SONG

We're asking people, why do you like Waffle House?
Did [E] you hear [Db]
about the [Abm] word?
Smells [B] like [Db] bacon, burgers, [Eb] and bird
[Abm] _ [E] Sticky syrup [Ebm]
straight from the tree
[B] _ Waffle House [Dbm] is where you [Eb] should be
Someone [E] new [Gb] has [Bbm] taken the crown
[Abm] Take [B] this dead franchise [Dbm] and turn [Eb] it around
[Abm] Now [E] when you [Ebm] walk past that golden [Abm] signpost
[B] You'll be greeted [Db] by the brand [Eb] new [Ab] host
_ _ _ [Dbm]
This is where it all [Ab] begins, and this house is not your [Dbm] home
All my food is not your [Abm] fault
The Waffle [E] House [Gb] has found its new [Abm] host
Crack [B] some eggs [Dbm] and butter [Eb] your toast
[Abm] Toss on [E] some burgers, [Gb]
[Db] give it a roast
[Abm] [B] Let's all cheer [Db] for the house we [Eb] love most
[Abm] Just [E] ignore the crime, [Gb] it [Eb] happens all the time
[Abm] Don't [B] get your waffles at night, [Db] unless you [Eb] want a battered [Abm] fight
Open [E] 24 hours, [Gbm]
practice stack like [Abm] towers
[B] Eat your heart out night and [Db] day, the newest [Eb] host is here to [Abm] stay
Employment [E] has opened, [Ebm] we got a new guy
[Abm] _ [B] Serious feelings [Dbm] when you drop [Eb] on by
[Abm] Yellow [E] signs [Gb]
light up the sky
[Abm] [B] Chill in your bones, you [Db] know something [Eb] ain't [Ab] right
Welcome home, this [Dbm]
is where it all [Ab] begins
This house is not your [Dbm] home, all my food is not your [Abm] fault
The Waffle [E] House [Gb] has [Db] found its new host
[Abm] [B] Crack some eggs [Db] and butter [Eb] your toast
[Abm] Toss on [E] some burgers, [Gb]
[Db] give it a roast
[Abm] [B] Let's all cheer [Dbm] for the house we [Eb] love most
[Abm] The Waffle [E] House [Gb] has [Db] found its new host
[Abm] [B] Crack some eggs [Dbm] and butter [Eb] your toast
_ [Abm] Toss on [E] some burgers, [Gb]
give it a roast
[F] _ [B] Let's all cheer [Dbm] for the house we [Eb] love most
[Abm] _ Moonlight shines [Gb] on the building tonight
[B] Smells like [Db] bacon and you just wanna [Abm] bite
The clock tic-toes slowly [Gb] past the open sign
[B] Remember the stories, [Db]
3 _ _ [Abm] am strikes on the clock
[Gb] _
_ _ [B] Your body is frozen, [Db] your mind is lost
_ [Abm] The host walks up and says, [Gb] what would you like?
[B] Never heard from [Ab] again, lost outside
The Waffle [E] House [Gb] has found [Db] its new host
_ [Abm] [B] Crack some mace [Dbm] and butter [Eb] your toast.
[Abm] Toss on some burgers, [Gb]
[Db] give it a roast.
_ [Abm] [B] Let's all cheer for [Db] the house we love [Eb] most.
[Abm] The long old [E] house [Gb] has found [Db] its new host.
_ [Abm] [B] Crack some mace [Dbm] and butter your [Eb] toast.
[Abm] Toss on some [E] burgers, [Gb]
[Db] give it a roast.
_ [Abm] [B] Let's all cheer for [Dbm] the house we love [Eb] most.
I've always [Gb] been more fascinated_
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _