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Now I hear you yankin' thong, ooh the thong's sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico.
Well, that was a chunk, man, my head got a bump when I hit it on the radio.
Redhead, send a reader, look at that, Kevin Stratton need a bed and that's
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Give me a drink of water, I'm gonna sing around the corner and I don't need
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A Em Yankin' thong with the love, hit my grandpa's car and I was wreckin' and I was
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E What Americans, what, nothin' better to do.
Why don't you kick yourself out.
You're an immigrant too.
Who's usin' who.
What should we do.
Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute.
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