My Wife Chords by The Who

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_ I like [G] to tell the truth,
but it ain't no good [E] what I'm gonna do.
[D] I ain't been hosting Saturday [E] night,
and now my wife [B] is coming after me. _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] If you think [G] that you're gonna find her,
why don't you look [E] at the number one? _ _ _ _
[D] It'd be a funny call [G] to fuck,
I'll kill the white fuck with [F#] a machine gun. _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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I'm gonna find a tank in [G] the middle of the way,
when she catches up with me, won't be [E] no time to explain.
[D] If you think my camera number [E] oughta pack it up,
the [B] center has to change. _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] Gonna buy a fast car, [G] put on my leg boots,
take [E] a long, long drive. _ _ _
[D] I may have just spent all [G] my money,
but I'll [F#] still be alive. _ _ _ _ _
[E] All I did was [F#] have a picture of my couching,
[B] and my picture on [C#m] TV. _ _
[E] I'll fix up on a hole [F#] in my way,
cause [B] I'm a man. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [E] Gonna _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ find a tank [G] in the middle of the way,
when she catches up with me, won't [E] be no time to explain.
[D] If you think my camera number [E] oughta pack it up,
the center [B] has to change.
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[C#m] Gonna buy a fast [G] car, put on my leg boots,
[E] take a long, long drive. _ _
[D] I may have just spent [G] all my money,
but [F#] I'll still be alive. _ _ _
[E] And I'm also,
[F#] like a running [B] horse, laid down on [C#] the floor.
I [E] gotta rest some time,
[F#] so I can get to my [B] boy. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ He's coming!
_ _ _ _ _ He's coming!
_ _ _ _ _ He's coming!
_ _ _ _ _ He's coming!
Oooh!
_ _ _ He's coming!
_ _ _ _ _ He's coming!
Ooh!
_ _ _ _ _ He's coming!
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [B] He's coming!
_ _ _ _ _ He's coming!
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