Chords for THE WIGGLES PARODY: Big Red Car, Fruit Salad, Rock A Bye Your Bear, Can You Point | Momjo

[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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How are you all feeling today?
Sleep deprived! _ _ _ _ _ _
Five AM my love, _ _ _ _ _ baby starts to scream.
Quack, quack, quack.
_ _ [D] Turn to your partner, turn.
_ _ [A] Hope that he'll wake up.
No way.
_ _ _ _ [E]
Snore without a [D] care, this just isn't fair.
[A] _ Daddy's still asleep.
Shh, shh, shh.
House is still asleep.
Shh, shh, [G] shh.
Why the [A] f*** is he still asleep?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ No salad
[Bm] _
in the [D] stomach _ Only [E] cupcakes
[Bm] _
for this mommy [D] _ No salad
[Bm] _ in the stomach
[A] _ Hangry, hangry, hangry, hangry, no salad!
_ [D] _ _
[E] Let's pick
[Bm] up that new diet today
Ah [D] ha ha, it's gonna [E] eat
[Bm] everything in your way
Ah [D] ha ha, snatch all the chocolate
[Bm] that you wanna eat _
[A] It's a well-deserved mama treat
The [D] first step
throw [E] on your [Bm] pajamas _
The [D] second step
[E] find a [Bm] big plate
The [D] third step
scoop up some [Bm] half-baked
_ [A] Pile on the toppings
and shove them in your [D] face No salad
[Bm] _ in my tummy [D] _ No [E] salad
[Bm] _ for this mommy
[D] Oh my god, kale [Bm] is so 2017
I know [A]
right, like ice cream is the new lettuce
I just wanna eat a bean burrito or pasta
_ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] Vroom vroom, don't look [F] inside
my gross mom van
[C] We're sleeping kids but we [G] don't go far
[C] Vroom vroom, how is [F] this my gross mom van?
[C] Just clean it now
it [G] just smells [C] like fart
[G] _
_ _ [C] _ Cheerios
on [F] the backseat
_ _ [C] Banana on the [G] _
_ floor
[C] _ Almost on the [F] carpet
_ [C] How long [G] has it been there [C] [G] for?
We don't wanna [C] know
Vroom vroom, don't look inside
[F] my gross mom van
[C] We're sleeping kids but [G] we don't go far
_ [C] Vroom vroom, how is this [F] my gross mom van?
Just [C] clean it now
[G] it just [C] smells like fart
Who is [A] _ _ _
[D] ready _ _ [B] _ [E] _ _ [F#m]
for the [Bm] mother of [E] all _ [A] [E] meltdowns?
Can [A] you stand [E] your ground
when they throw a [A] fit
[D] Can [A] _ _ _ [E]
you [A] stand
_ [D] your ground when they throw [E] a fit
An epic fit
They [A] will sit
on [E] the street
Fling [A] their arms and
stomp [D] their feet
Go [A] ahead, do [E] your thing
and throw [A] a fit
[D] Oops, [A] _ _ [E] _
catch you [A] kids _ [E] They're crackering
you super [A] mom
[D] _ [A] _ _ _ [E]
Why can't [A] they eat
a [D] green crayon for [E] _ lunch
[E] _ _ _
They [A] will start
[E] out so sweet _
[A] till you get slime
[D] on your feet
Can [A] you stand [E] your ground
and out you go
[A] _ [D] _ _ [A] _ Terrible [N] tunes everyone _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Sala _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Hi, _ _ _ I'm Karolina
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