Chords for The Worst Pirate Song - Ceann

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[B] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
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_ _ If you're a pirate, I [D] don't believe it.
I [E] don't believe that [D] you are capable [A] of such
deeds.
If you're a pirate, let's [D] see your wallet, and [E] we will see if [D] you are licensed
[A] for the seas.
_ [Bm] Are you capable [E] of storming [A] from the rigging of a ship, [Bm] or wearing [E] a black
durette when [A] in really bad habit?
[D] I don't think so.
[E] I don't think so [A] at all. _
_ _ So [E] where's
your eye patch?
[A] Where's your peg leg?
If [D] you're a pirate, [A] where's your gun?
_ [E] Where's your booty?
Your [A] sassy parrot?
I [D] can't picture you on a bottle [A] of cheap rum. _ _ _ _
Cause you're [D] the worst
pirate, the worst [A] pirate in the _ world. _ _
[D] You're the worst pirate, the worst [E] pirate in the
_ world. _ _
[A] Cause you're a girl. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ So all you females, [D] just put your swords down.
[E] I'm not a fool,
I'm not a [A] muse. _
You've got no hook hand, no [D] secret island, and [E] pirates never [D] go to the
bathroom [A] in twos.
[Bm] So if [E] this isn't some [A] sort of cheap prank, _ [B] then tell me [E] who exactly [A] walks
your plank.
Not me, [E] not me.
_ _ No name, never, [A] not me.
_ _ _ So [E] where's your eye patch?
[A] Where's
your peg leg?
If [D] you're a pirate, [A] where's your gun? _
[E] Where's your booty?
Your [A] sassy parrot?
I [D] can't picture [E] you on a bottle of [A] cheap rum. _ _
_ _ Cause [D] you're the worst pirate, the worst [A] pirate
in the world. _
_ _ [D] You're the worst pirate, the worst pirate [E] in the world. _
_ Cause you're [A] a girl. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ A pirate vessel is not [D] a bedroom.
No walk [E]-in closets, [A] there's no bidet.
There's no pig
loofahs [D] hanging in the showers.
And pirates [E] don't worry [D] about what shoes they [A] wear today.
_ [B] Cause everyone [E] knows that pirates just [A] wear black.
They raise a flag [E] of skulls and bones
[A] when they attack.
Not birds [D] and flowers, not [E] birds and flowers, [A] no way. _
_ _ So [E] where's your
eye patch?
[A] Where's your peg leg?
If [D] you're a pirate, where the [A] hell's your gun?
_ [E] Where's
your booty?
Your [A] sassy parrot?
By [D] sassy parrot I [E] don't mean your [A] bitchy friend.
_ _ _ _ Cause you're
[D] the worst pirate, the worst [A] pirate in the world.
_ _ _ [D] You're the worst pirate, the worst
pirate [E] in the _ world.
_ _ [A] Cause you're a girl.
_ _ _ _ So [E] where's your eye patch?
[A] Where's your peg
leg?
[D] If you're a pirate, [A] where's your gun?
_ [E] Where's your booty?
Your [A] sassy parrot?
I [D] can't
[E] see your butt.
[A] I can't see your butt. _ _ _ _
Cause you're [D] the worst pirate, the worst [A] pirate
in the world. _ _ _
[D] You're the worst pirate, the worst pirate [E] in the world.
_ _ Cause you're [A] a pirate girl. _ _ _ _ _