Chords for The Wurzels - It Wasn't Me

Tempo:
119.9 bpm
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F

C

Fm

C#

A#

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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The Wurzels - It Wasn't Me chords
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Here Tom, [F] open [A#] up, open up!
[N]
What's what Pete?
My missus just caught a
You let her catch you?
I've landed in a car here.
Who with?
You know, she next door.
Oh no Pete!
I don't know what to do!
Oh I see it wasn't you.
[E] Alright.
[F] [Am]
[C] [F]
[C#] [F] Money came in and she caught me red [F] handed, creeping [C] with the girl [F] next [C] door. [F] Slugh!
Pictureless we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom [C] floor.
How [F] could I forget that I had given [C] her an extra key?
[Fm] All [F] this [C] time she [F] was standing there, she never [C] took her eyes off me.
How [F] can you grind the [C] woman out [F] of your villa?
[C] You better trespass [F] her witness [C] while you cling on [F] to your pillow.
[C] You better [F] wash your back [C] before she turns [F] into a killer.
It's best for you and the [C] situation not to [F] call the beaner.
[C] To be a [F] true player you have to know how to play.
And if she says you're numb, I convince [C] her, say her again!
You've never [F] admitted a word [C] when she says you [F] make me cling.
[C] And [F] when you tell her baby, [C] tell her!
No way!
She caught me [F] on the [Fm] counter.
How could it be?
Saw me banging [F] on the sofa.
Oh, how could it be?
Even had her in the shower.
Oh, how could it be?
She even caught me on the camera.
[C] How could [F] it be?
She [C] sold the merch [F] on my shoulder.
Oh, how could it be?
Heard the words that I [C] told her.
Oh, [F] how could it be?
Heard the screams getting louder.
Oh, how could it be either?
She stayed until it was all [C] over.
Oh, that's a good one.
If you can, I'd love some more of that.
I love that.
[F] [C] Putney came in [F] and she caught me [C] red [F]-handed.
Creeping [C] with the girl [F] next [C] door.
[F] [C]
Pictureless, [F] we were both [C] put-naked.
[F] Banging [C] on the [F] bathroom floor.
How could I forget [C] that?
I [F] had given her [C] an extra G.
All [F] this time she was standing there.
She never [C] took her eyes off me.
[F] Make sure she [C] knows it's not the [F] right [C] reflex.
Whenever [F] you should see her, [C] try and make the [F] jiggle-o flex.
[C] As funny [F] as it may be, [C] it's not [F] that complex.
[C] Seeing [F] is believing, [C] so you better take [F] your specs.
[C] You know she [F] knocked me word I'd never knock that from the park.
Early recollected, [C] and she told a new thing, my.
Your answer [F] is to come over [C] there and if she'd have [F] parked again.
[C] You'd better [F] run faster.
[C] Run!
[Fm] She caught me on the counter.
How [F] could it be?
[C] Saw me banging [F] on the sofa.
[C]
Oh, [F] how could it be?
I even had her in the shower.
Oh, that one.
She even caught me on the camera [C] roll.
Ah, [F] wouldn't be.
She [C] sewed the marks [F] on me shoulders.
Oh, that wasn't me.
Heard the words that I told [C] her.
Ah, [F] not me.
Heard the scream get louder.
Oh, that wasn't me either.
She stayed until it was all [C] over.
I'd like to have second helpings if I [F] may.
[C] Funny came in [F] and she caught me [C] red-handed.
[F] Creeping [C] with the girl [C#] next [F] door.
[C] Pictureless [F] we were both [C] butt-naked,
[F] banging [C] on the [F] bathroom floor.
How could I forget [C] that I [F] had given [C] her an extra key?
All [F] this time she was standing there.
She never [C] took her eyes off me.
[F] Oh, I quite like that [C] myself, I did there.
[F] I thought [C] to myself, that's [F] very nice.
[C] I think I could go that again if I [F] had a chance.
What do you reckon about that?
Well, that's if I [C] could make it, you know.
[F] Twice daily.
Yeah, I suppose I [C] could.
I'm a man of [F] action.
[C] I'd love to give it a try.
Would you let [F] me have another go on that?
Because I like that so much, I think I'd like to have another go of that.
[C] Oh, day in the life of a farmer, isn't it?
Oh, it's bad.
[F] [C] Oh, yeah, [F] go nice and gentle [C] with me, won't you?
[F] Remember I'm getting on [C] a bit, look, see?
[F] Right, let's have another [C] go then.
[F] I just saw her [C] lift me leg up [F] a bit here and there.
[C] Can you solve [F] all the other leg [C] for me?
Because I'm [F] finding it very difficult [C] here, look.
It's getting me [F] balanced, look.
[C] Once I'm [F] there I'll be all right,
[C] but I need a bit of a [F] sort of helping hand here, [C] look, all right?
Well, you're in goal then.
[F] Are you [C] feeling anything?
[F] Is it doing anything [C] for you?
Did [F] you feel the earth [C] move, did you?
Well, I bloody did, I tell you now.
I even stuck my knee in a cow pot.
[F] Oh, God.
[C] [F] Never mind, we'll [C]
just keep [F] trying until we get it right, [C] I reckon, don't you?
[F] [C] Here I go then.
[F] Oh, I'm getting a bit short of breath already here now.
[C]
[F] [C] I've only got [F] two excited because [C] you've heard of people dropping [F] off at this hour of age, [C] don't I?
[F] [C] Here we go again.
[F] Oh, God, [C] matey.
Get in the second gear now, I'm ready.
[F] [C] You can slip [F] her in the third now.
[C] Oh, God, I'm [F] going now, I'm coming.
[C] My God, what did you say?
[F] I'm [C] not hired, [F] I'm not in, I'm not getting [C] any money back.
Is that what you [F] said?
How's he saying that?
You don't [C] expect me to pay for that, [F] do you?
Come on now, girl, put a bit of action in it now.
Oh, you're going.
[C] Oh, I like [F] this.
I'm [C] really rolling now.
It's like [F] sitting on the back of a [C] tractor, isn't it?
[F] With [C] a pair of legs like that, you will [F] equip the kickstarter [C] of the combine harvester here.
Oh, yes.
[Fm] I'm going [C] now.
[Fm] [C]
[Fm] [C] Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
[F] God, [C] what's that?
[F] It [C] fell off.
[F] Oh, no.
[C]
[F] Oh, no, [C] no, no, [F] no.
I [C] was just about to make [F] history there, too, [C] and all.
Never [C] mind.
What with the [F] wrap and a nice bit of cider [C] on top, that will do for me, I reckon.
Ha, ha, ha.
[F] [C] Bunny came in and [F] she caught me [C] red-handed, [F] creeping with [C] the girl next door.
[F] [C]
Pictureless, we [F] were both [C] butt-naked, [F] banging on [C] the bathroom [F] floor.
How could I forget [C] that I [F] had given [C] her an extra G?
All [F] this time [C] she [F] was standing there, she never took [C] her eyes off me.
That [F] served you right, [C] Peter.
[F] [C]
[F] [C] [F]
[C] [F] [C]
[F] [C] [F] [C]
[N]
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To learn The Wurzels - It Wasnt Me chords, these are the chords to practise in sequence: C, F and C. For a smooth transition, initiate your practice at 60 BPM and gradually match the song's pace of 120 BPM. Given the song's key of F Major, adjust the capo to align with your vocal range and chord preference.

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Here Tom, [F] open [A#] up, open up!
[N] _ _ _
_ What's what Pete?
My missus just caught a_
You let her catch you?
I've landed in a car here.
Who with?
You know, she next door.
Oh no Pete!
I don't know what to do!
Oh I see it wasn't you.
[E] Alright.
[F] _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ [F] _ _ _ Money came in and she caught me red [F] handed, creeping [C] with the girl [F] next [C] door. _ [F] Slugh!
Pictureless we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom [C] floor.
How [F] could I _ forget that I had given [C] her an extra key?
[Fm] All [F] this [C] time she [F] was standing there, she never [C] took her eyes off me.
How [F] can you grind the [C] woman out [F] of your villa?
[C] You better trespass [F] her witness [C] while you cling on [F] to your pillow.
[C] You better [F] wash your back [C] before she turns [F] into a killer.
It's best for you and the [C] situation not to [F] call the beaner.
[C] To be a [F] true player you have to know how to play.
And if she says you're numb, I convince [C] her, say her again!
You've never [F] admitted a word [C] when she says you [F] make me cling.
[C] And [F] when you tell her baby, [C] tell her!
No way!
She _ _ _ caught me [F] on the [Fm] counter.
How could it be?
Saw me banging [F] on the sofa.
Oh, how could it be?
Even had her in the shower.
Oh, how could it be?
She even caught me on the camera.
[C] How could [F] it be?
She [C] sold the merch [F] on my shoulder.
Oh, how could it be?
Heard the words that I [C] told her.
Oh, [F] how could it be?
Heard the screams getting louder.
Oh, how could it be either?
She stayed until it was all [C] over.
Oh, that's a good one.
If you can, I'd love some more of that.
I love that.
_ [F] _ [C] Putney came in [F] and she caught me [C] red [F]-handed.
Creeping [C] with the girl [F] next [C] door.
_ [F] _ _ [C]
Pictureless, [F] we were both [C] put-naked.
[F] Banging [C] on the [F] bathroom floor.
How could I _ _ forget [C] that?
I [F] had given her [C] an extra G.
All [F] this time she was standing there.
She never [C] took her eyes off me.
_ [F] Make sure she [C] knows it's not the [F] right [C] reflex.
Whenever [F] you should see her, [C] try and make the [F] jiggle-o flex.
[C] As funny [F] as it may be, [C] it's not [F] that complex.
[C] Seeing [F] is believing, [C] so you better take [F] your specs.
[C] You know she [F] knocked me word I'd never knock that from the park.
_ Early recollected, [C] and she told a new thing, my.
Your answer [F] is to come over [C] there and if she'd have [F] parked again.
[C] You'd better [F] run faster.
[C] Run!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Fm] She caught me on the counter.
How [F] could it be?
[C] Saw me banging [F] on the sofa.
[C]
Oh, [F] how could it be?
I even had her in the shower.
Oh, that one.
She even caught me on the camera [C] roll.
Ah, [F] wouldn't be.
She [C] sewed the marks [F] on me shoulders.
Oh, that wasn't me.
Heard the words that I told [C] her.
Ah, [F] not me.
Heard the scream get louder.
Oh, that wasn't me either.
She stayed until it was all [C] over.
_ _ _ I'd like to have second helpings if I [F] may.
[C] Funny came in [F] and she caught me [C] red-handed.
[F] Creeping [C] with the girl [C#] next [F] door. _
_ _ _ [C] Pictureless [F] we were both [C] butt-naked,
[F] banging [C] on the [F] bathroom floor.
How could I _ forget [C] that I [F] had given [C] her an extra key?
All [F] this time she was standing there.
She never [C] took her eyes off me. _
[F] Oh, _ _ _ _ _ I quite like that [C] myself, I did there.
[F] I thought [C] to myself, that's [F] very nice.
[C] I think I could go that again if I [F] had a chance.
What do you reckon about that?
Well, that's if I [C] could make it, you know.
[F] _ Twice daily.
Yeah, I suppose I [C] could.
I'm a man of [F] action.
_ [C] I'd love to give it a try.
Would you let [F] me have another go on that?
Because I like that so much, I think I'd like to have another go of that.
_ _ [C] Oh, _ day in the life of a farmer, isn't it?
Oh, it's bad.
[F] _ [C] Oh, yeah, [F] go nice and gentle [C] with me, won't you?
[F] Remember I'm getting on [C] a bit, look, see?
[F] Right, let's have another [C] go then.
[F] I just saw her [C] lift me leg up [F] a bit here and there.
[C] Can you solve [F] all the other leg [C] for me?
Because I'm [F] finding it very difficult [C] here, look.
It's getting me [F] balanced, look.
[C] Once I'm [F] there I'll be all right,
[C] but I need a bit of a [F] sort of helping hand here, [C] look, all right?
Well, you're in goal then.
_ [F] Are you [C] feeling anything?
[F] Is it doing anything [C] for you?
Did [F] you feel the earth [C] move, did you?
Well, I bloody did, I tell you now.
I even stuck my knee in a cow pot.
[F] Oh, God.
_ [C] _ [F] Never mind, we'll [C]
just keep [F] trying until we get it right, [C] I reckon, don't you?
[F] _ [C] Here I go then.
[F] _ Oh, I'm getting a bit short of breath already here now.
[C] _
_ [F] _ _ [C] I've only got [F] two excited because [C] you've heard of people dropping [F] off at this hour of age, [C] don't I?
_ [F] _ [C] Here we go again.
[F] Oh, God, [C] matey.
Get in the second gear now, I'm ready.
[F] _ _ [C] You can slip [F] her in the third now.
[C] Oh, God, I'm [F] going now, I'm coming.
[C] _ My God, what did you say?
_ [F] I'm [C] not hired, [F] I'm not in, I'm not getting [C] any money back.
Is that what you [F] said?
How's he saying that?
You don't [C] expect me to pay for that, [F] do you?
Come on now, girl, put a bit of action in it now.
Oh, you're going.
[C] Oh, I like [F] this.
I'm [C] really rolling now.
It's like [F] sitting on the back of a [C] tractor, isn't it?
_ [F] With [C] a pair of legs like that, you will [F] equip the kickstarter [C] of the combine harvester here.
Oh, yes.
[Fm] I'm going [C] now.
_ [Fm] _ _ [C] _
_ [Fm] _ _ [C] Oh, yes. _
Yes.
_ Yes.
_ [F] God, [C] what's that?
[F] It [C] fell off.
[F] Oh, no.
[C] _
[F] Oh, no, [C] no, no, [F] no.
I [C] was just about to make [F] history there, too, [C] and all.
_ Never [C] mind.
What with the [F] wrap and a nice bit of cider [C] on top, that will do for me, I reckon.
Ha, ha, ha.
_ _ _ [F] _ [C] Bunny came in and [F] she caught me [C] red-handed, [F] creeping with [C] the girl next door.
_ _ [F] _ _ [C]
Pictureless, we [F] were both [C] butt-naked, [F] banging on [C] the bathroom [F] floor.
How could I _ forget [C] that I [F] had given [C] her an extra G?
All [F] this time [C] she [F] was standing there, she never took [C] her eyes off me.
That [F] served you right, [C] Peter.
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _

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This song finds its place within the Never Mind The Bullocks album.

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