There! Right There Chords! by Amber Efe, Kate Shindle, Laura Bell Bundy, Legally Blonde Ensemble, Manuel Herrera, Matthew Risch

[Dbm] [Ab] Don't [Dbm] talk to us!
Look at that tan, well-tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly [E] chin
Oh [Gbm] please, [Abm] he's gay, [Gbm] totally gay!
I'm [E] not about to [Eb] celebrate
[Ab] Every [E] trait could indicate
[Gbm] A totally [Bm] straight [Ab] _ [Dbm] expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a [Ebm] man [Dbm] who wears perfume
[Gb] Is automatically [Abm] [A] radically gay?
But look at his coiffed [B] and crispy locks
[E] Look at his silk [A] translucent socks
There's the eternal [C] paradox
Look [Dbm] what we're seeing
What are we [Ab] seeing?
[B] Is he gay?
Of course he's gay!
Or [E] European?
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[A] _ _ _ _ [Bb] Gay or European?
_ It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
_ [F] Well, hey, don't look at [G] me
You [Bb] see, they bring their boys up different
In [C] those charming [Db] foreign [D] ports
[G] They play peculiar sports
[C] In shiny [F] shirts and tiny shorts
[Bb] Gay or foreign, fella?
[F] The answer could take weeks
[Bb] They both say things like,
They kiss you on both cheeks Oh, please!
Gay or [F] European?
So [C] many shades of [D] grey
[C] Depending on the [G] time of day
The French go [D] either way
[Bb] Is he [C] gay or European?
[Dm] Or_ _
_ _ _ _ _ Seen it on _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _
[Gb] _ [Gm] every_
That is the elephant [C] in the room
[F] Well, is it relevant [Bb] to presume
[Eb] That a hottie in that [A] costume
Is automatically radically Ironically, chronically Certainly, quirkily
[B] Nanny we [A] nanny e
Gay or surely gay?
[F] Surely gay gay gay gay Damn [Bb] it!
Gay or European?
[F] So stylish and relaxed
[Bb] Is he gay or [C] European?
[F] I think his chest is waxed
[Bb] But they bring their [E] boys up different
[F] In their inculturally diverse
[D] [G] It's not [Am] a [Dm] fashion curse
[Em] If he wears a kilt or [F] bears a purse
[Bb] Gay or just exotic
[C] I still can't crack the code
Yeah, [Gm] his accent is hypnotic
[F] But his shoes are pointy-toed [Bb] Huh!
Gay or European?
[F] So many shades of grey
But if he turns up straight
I'm [Eb] free at 8 on Saturday
[D] [G] Is he gay or European?
Gay or [Gm]
European?
Gay or European?
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack [E] this guy
I have an [Gm] idea I'd like to try
The floor is yours
So, Mr.
Argytacos
This alleged [F] affair with Ms.
Windham
Has been going [Gm] on for_ Two years
And your first name again is?
Nikos
And your boyfriend's [C] name is?
Carlos
_ I_
I'm sorry I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Carlos is my best friend You bastard!
You lying [Db] bastard!
That's it!
I [Abm] no cover for you [G] no more Debuff!
[Db] [G] I [Gm] _ [G] think enough, let's_
[C] This man is gay and European
[G] And neither is his grace
[Am] You gotta [D] stop your [G] being a completely closet [C] case
It's me not her he's seeing
[G] No matter what [F] he [E] say
[Am] I [Dm] swear he [C] never ever ever
[B] Scream the [F] other [E] way
[Am] You are so gay [G] you big parfait
[F] You flaming [E] one-legged [D] camarade I'm straight
You were not yesterday
[G] So if [D] I may, I'm proud to say [G] He's gay I'm European He's gay I'm European He's gay
I'm European and gay
I'm fine, okay, I'm gay _ Hooray! _
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