Chords for Thermal and a Quarter: If Them Blues - Music video

[A] Check, check, hey, I checked the guitar mic.
_ _ [Db] Do you [Ebm] bass [Am] play?
Do you sing? _
_ Oh, oh shit. _ _
Check your [G] mic.
Hey, one two, one two three four.
Oh!
_ [Ab] That's shunny.
You _ [A] know what?
_ _ [G] All the friggin way.
[A] For you tonight.
Me?
From, for you.
Me?
From you.
Nobody else.
Just you.
Just you.
All the way.
[G] From Bangalore, India.
[Ab] Please give it up for Pornhub.
[D] Go Pornhub.
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_ _ _ [Cm] _ [D] the blues is a bottle
_ [C] Then [Am] I'm [G] not getting [Dm] very [D] _ far
_ Yes, _ [Gm] if the [B] blues [G] is a bottle
_ [Am] Then _ [G] I'm not [Dm] getting very _ far
_ You _ [Eb] can [G] keep all your fancy whiskey
[C] Just [E] give [Eb] me [A] back my [Bb] old shiny [D] guitar
_ If _ _ the blues is for sinners
[C] Then [Am] why [E] am I standing [Dm] high and dry _
[E] Yes, [Gm] _ if the [B] blues [G] is for sinners
[C] Then why am I [G] standing high [Dm] and dry _
Is [Gm] there [G] anybody going to save [C] me
[B] Or do [Bbm] I [A] really [Dm] have to _ [D] cry
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I want to [G] prove [Gm] there's a woman
_ Yes, [D] _ [Am] _ _ [D] if [G] the blues is a woman _
_ [D] Yes, _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Bb] if the [G] blues is a woman
[Gm] Then [Dm] [G] I [A] _ _ [Bb]
really want [D] some _ more _ _
[G] If [D] the blues is a sorrow
_ [Eb] [Am] Then why [G] does it [D] smile _ on [Am] me _ _ _
[Gm] Yes, if the [G] blues is made of sorrow
_ [C] Then why [A] does it [Dm]
smile on _ me _ _
I'm [G] a brown man from a strange [C]
[B] land
But [Bb] all [A] it really _ [D] is
The color of my _ [G] misery _
_ [D] _ I [F] _ _ [G] _ _
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_ can't lose _ _ _ _ _
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