Chords for Think Like a Woman

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_ _ _ [G] I'm standing with something [Dm] in my hand that don't look [C] too flower-like. _ _
[G] She slammed the pretty part [Dm] in the door jam and left me in [C] the stems outside.
On my way back from fishing I thought if I'd brought a dozen [F] roses home.
_ She [G] smiled and I told her there was one for each day [C] that I'd been gone.
I tried to think like a woman, _ _ [F] find out where that pretty [G] head was at.
_ I tried to [C] think like a woman, _ _ but I don't [G] guess a woman [Cm] thinks like that.
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I'm underneath a window with my guitar and the backyard [C] soaking [G] wet.
_ She poured what I'm afraid [Dm] might have been toilet water [C] on my head.
_ I thought when she heard the song I wrote her on my way back [F] into town.
It [G] would cool her off, but it appears to work the other [C] way around.
I tried to think _ like a woman, _ _ [F]
find out where her pretty [G] head was at.
I [C] tried to think like a woman, _ but I don't [G] guess a woman thinks [D] like that.
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_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Am] I'm just getting comfortable [D] in the doghouse when [Am] she pulls the curtains and I see her [D] peeking out.
_ [Am] Well I lay here looking [D] sad a while, suffer some, then she [F] smiles.
It's all slowly dawning on [G] me now. _ _
[C] _ I tried to think like [D] a woman, _ [F] where she wanted me was right where I [G] was at.
_ I tried [C] to think [F] like [C] a woman, _ if I was sweet thought she'd cut me [Am] some slack.
_ _ [C] Oh, but I don't think [G] a woman thinks [C] like that.
_ _ _ I know she don't.
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