Chords for Thinking About Drinking, Meat Purveyors

[G] _ I have got the easy life, [D] I've got the master plan
Nothing I do revolves [G] around that no good wandering man
When he first walked out on me [D] I was busy feeling blue
But now my life is simple, there's just two things [G] that I do
_ [B] _ [C] When I'm not drinking, [G] _ I'm thinking about drinking
[A] And when I'm not [D] thinking
You _ [C] wanna burn me tonight, I'm [G] telling I don't feel right
[D] I doubt I'll have much serious [G] thinking to do
They say that the pain of a [Dm] broken [D] heart can be healed by alcohol
I know you ain't no doctor [G] but would you forego some Baudier's pole?
One more shot of medicine [D] to help me through the day
It's good to know that sweet relief is just a [G] shot away _
[A] _ [C] When I'm not drinking, _ [G] I'm thinking about drinking
[E] _ [A] When I'm not thinking, [D] I'm thinking about you
[C] So if you wanna burn me tonight, I'm [G] telling I'll be alright
[D] I doubt I'll have much serious [G] thinking to do
_ [A] _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ [D] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ Now that we've had this talk bartender, [D] I think I should confess
I am not gonna drink anymore [G] and I'm not gonna drink any less
All I think that's fit to [D] drink is all the drinks that's fitting
If I keep seeing that man around I just might have [G] to stop quitting
When [A] _ [C] _ I'm not drinking, [G] _ I'm thinking about drinking
[E] _ [A] When I'm not thinking, [D] _ I'm thinking about you
[C] So if you wanna burn me tonight, I'm [G] telling I'll be alright
_ [D] I doubt I'll have much serious [G] thinking to do
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _