Chords for Thneedville but it's about Aloysius O'hare and it's in the description

[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Dm] _
_ [G] I'm talking like a [C] machine. _ _ _
_ [D#] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] I am [E] a hair.
_ _ [A] _
[G] It's a brand [A] new [Dm] doll.
_ [G] _
_ _ _ [C] _ With brand [G] new cars, and houses [E] and laws.
[C] We are new [Bm] cops, all that we became [D] a [E] zillionaires.
[Am] I am a [D] hair.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] We became a _ [C] zillionaires.
This one [G] is made in _ [F] factories.
_ [G] It [C] uses 96 [D] batteries.
_ It's a [A] hair.
_ [E] _ _
_ [A] The air's not [B] so clean.
[G] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] So we became a [A] zillionaires.
It comes out this [F#]
[Bm] machine.
Its _ [Em] satisfactions get [Bm] _ revealed.
[D] I am [A] [E] a hair.
_ _ [A] _
[F#] [Bm] We became a zillionaires.
Now the smog and [B] [Am] trash and chemicals [G] go.
I guess [A] we went swimming [G] and now we're [E] _
[F#m] glued.
[D] I am [C#m] a hair.
_ [A] _
_ [D] We became a zillionaires. _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ [F#] Including [Bm] _ [Em] this brand [A] new body part.
I [Dm] am _ [G] _
_ a hair.
[D] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _ [A] _
Look _ [E] it's an abysmal [F#m]
[Bm] hair.
I am [F#] [E] a hair.
_ [A] _
The [E] man who found a [C#] way to sell air.
[D] We became a [B] zillionaires. _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
It's an abysmal [A] [E] hair.
_ _ [A] _
[Bm] We became a zillionaires.
[G] Living [A] in _ paradise.
[D] _ It's perfect.
[A] _ _ That's how [F#] it was made.
[Bm] We [G] became a _ [Bm] _ [D] _ _ zillionaires.
[G]
It's just as [D] evil as we became a _ zillionaires.
[Em] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ I know we should [F#m] sell hair.
I am a [C#m] hair.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _