Chords for Thneedville - The Lorax Game
Tempo:
136.1 bpm
Chords used:
G
A
D
F
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Dm] [G] [C] Welcome.
Hello everybody.
To the Filthy French.
Thanks for coming.
[N] If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place.
I am the Lorax.
Cause I'm gonna fucking kill myself as well.
And I'd like to say a few words, please.
Fuck you, I hate all of you.
Regarding the story that you're about to see, it actually happened.
It was taken from me.
You need to stop, Evan.
But there's more to this story than what's on the page.
What are you doing with your life?
So please pay attention while I set the stage.
[Em] Fuck you.
We open in [A] Sneedville, a city of the dead.
a city, they say, that was [Dm] plastic and [F#m] shitty, and they liked it [Dm] that way.
A town without [A] nature, [F] not one living [E] tree.
[D] So what [F] happened to them?
Cue the [D] music.
[G]
[F]
[G] [C]
[G#] [C]
[G#] [C] [F]
[C]
[Cm] Old [G] Sneedville keeps a brand [F] new doll [Cm]
With [F] brand [G] new cars and nice [G#m] pajamas
[C] We've got all that we need, girl
It's the [Em] e-grill, we manufacture [F] our [G] trees
[A] Each [G] one is made [Dm] for me
[G] It uses 96 [D] batteries
It's the e [A]-grill, the air's not [G] so clean
[A] [D]
So we [Gm] buy [A] it fresh
It comes out [F#] this machine [G] It's satisfaction
[Bm]
It's the [F#] e-grill, we don't [F#m] want [G] to know
[A] [Bm]
We have a slug and trash, and never [G] goes home
A trash [Dm] can's swimming, and now we're [D] glum
[G] You see [Bm] that we have fun here around
We select and [Em] store for [A] right in [G] town
We've [Em] got all [A] [F#] we need, girl
[Bm] It's putting this [D] brand new car in the [A] garage
[D] Car, [G] car, [A] car, [D] car
So
[E] [A] we [E] look it's aloe vera [F#m] Aloe vera
[A] And we [E] found a way to [C#] sell air
[F#m] [Bm] It became a zillionaire
[A]
[D] [E] It's been [D] so long, and I've [G] lived in this world
I've lived in [A]
America
[D] It's [Em] perfect, [F]
that's [F#] how it was then
Oh [Bm] yeah, I [G] grew up in my room
It's all coming out of me, all the e-grills
[A] [N]
Hello everybody.
To the Filthy French.
Thanks for coming.
[N] If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place.
I am the Lorax.
Cause I'm gonna fucking kill myself as well.
And I'd like to say a few words, please.
Fuck you, I hate all of you.
Regarding the story that you're about to see, it actually happened.
It was taken from me.
You need to stop, Evan.
But there's more to this story than what's on the page.
What are you doing with your life?
So please pay attention while I set the stage.
[Em] Fuck you.
We open in [A] Sneedville, a city of the dead.
a city, they say, that was [Dm] plastic and [F#m] shitty, and they liked it [Dm] that way.
A town without [A] nature, [F] not one living [E] tree.
[D] So what [F] happened to them?
Cue the [D] music.
[G]
[F]
[G] [C]
[G#] [C]
[G#] [C] [F]
[C]
[Cm] Old [G] Sneedville keeps a brand [F] new doll [Cm]
With [F] brand [G] new cars and nice [G#m] pajamas
[C] We've got all that we need, girl
It's the [Em] e-grill, we manufacture [F] our [G] trees
[A] Each [G] one is made [Dm] for me
[G] It uses 96 [D] batteries
It's the e [A]-grill, the air's not [G] so clean
[A] [D]
So we [Gm] buy [A] it fresh
It comes out [F#] this machine [G] It's satisfaction
[Bm]
It's the [F#] e-grill, we don't [F#m] want [G] to know
[A] [Bm]
We have a slug and trash, and never [G] goes home
A trash [Dm] can's swimming, and now we're [D] glum
[G] You see [Bm] that we have fun here around
We select and [Em] store for [A] right in [G] town
We've [Em] got all [A] [F#] we need, girl
[Bm] It's putting this [D] brand new car in the [A] garage
[D] Car, [G] car, [A] car, [D] car
So
[E] [A] we [E] look it's aloe vera [F#m] Aloe vera
[A] And we [E] found a way to [C#] sell air
[F#m] [Bm] It became a zillionaire
[A]
[D] [E] It's been [D] so long, and I've [G] lived in this world
I've lived in [A]
America
[D] It's [Em] perfect, [F]
that's [F#] how it was then
Oh [Bm] yeah, I [G] grew up in my room
It's all coming out of me, all the e-grills
[A] [N]
Key:
G
A
D
F
C
G
A
D
[Dm] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] Welcome.
Hello everybody.
To the Filthy French.
Thanks for coming.
_ [N] If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place.
I am the Lorax.
Cause I'm gonna fucking kill myself as well.
And I'd like to say a few words, please.
Fuck you, I hate all of you.
Regarding the story that you're about to see, it actually happened.
It was taken from me.
You need to stop, Evan.
But there's more to this story than what's on the page.
What are you doing with your life?
So please pay attention while I set the stage.
[Em] Fuck you.
We open in [A] Sneedville, a city of the dead.
a city, they say, that was [Dm] plastic and [F#m] shitty, and they liked it [Dm] that way.
A town without [A] nature, [F] not one living [E] tree.
[D] So what [F] happened to them?
Cue the [D] music.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G#] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G#] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] Old _ [G] Sneedville keeps a brand [F] new doll _ [Cm] _
_ _ With _ [F] brand [G] new cars and nice [G#m] pajamas
_ [C] We've got all that we need, girl
It's the [Em] e-grill, we manufacture _ [F] _ _ our [G] trees
_ _ [A] _ Each [G] one is made _ _ [Dm] for me
[G] It uses 96 _ [D] batteries _
It's the e [A]-grill, the air's not [G] so _ clean
[A] _ _ _ [D] _ _
So we [Gm] buy [A] it fresh
It comes out [F#] this machine [G] It's satisfaction
_ [Bm] _ _
_ It's the [F#] e-grill, we don't [F#m] want [G] to know
_ _ _ [A] _ [Bm] _
We have a slug and trash, and never [G] goes home
A trash [Dm] can's swimming, and now we're [D] glum
[G] You see [Bm] that we have fun here around
We select and [Em] store for [A] right in [G] town
We've [Em] got all [A] _ [F#] we need, girl
[Bm] It's putting this [D] brand new car in the [A] garage
[D] Car, _ _ [G] _ car, [A] car, _ _ [D] car
_ _ So _
_ [E] _ [A] _ _ we [E] look it's aloe vera [F#m] _ _ Aloe vera
_ _ _ [A] And _ we [E] found a way to [C#] sell air
[F#m] _ [Bm] It became a _ zillionaire
_ [A] _ _
_ [D] _ _ [E] It's been [D] so long, and I've [G] lived in this world
I've lived in [A]
America
[D] _ _ It's [Em] perfect, [F] _
that's [F#] how it was then
Oh [Bm] yeah, I [G] grew up in my room
It's _ _ all coming out of me, all the e-grills _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
Hello everybody.
To the Filthy French.
Thanks for coming.
_ [N] If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place.
I am the Lorax.
Cause I'm gonna fucking kill myself as well.
And I'd like to say a few words, please.
Fuck you, I hate all of you.
Regarding the story that you're about to see, it actually happened.
It was taken from me.
You need to stop, Evan.
But there's more to this story than what's on the page.
What are you doing with your life?
So please pay attention while I set the stage.
[Em] Fuck you.
We open in [A] Sneedville, a city of the dead.
a city, they say, that was [Dm] plastic and [F#m] shitty, and they liked it [Dm] that way.
A town without [A] nature, [F] not one living [E] tree.
[D] So what [F] happened to them?
Cue the [D] music.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G#] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G#] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] Old _ [G] Sneedville keeps a brand [F] new doll _ [Cm] _
_ _ With _ [F] brand [G] new cars and nice [G#m] pajamas
_ [C] We've got all that we need, girl
It's the [Em] e-grill, we manufacture _ [F] _ _ our [G] trees
_ _ [A] _ Each [G] one is made _ _ [Dm] for me
[G] It uses 96 _ [D] batteries _
It's the e [A]-grill, the air's not [G] so _ clean
[A] _ _ _ [D] _ _
So we [Gm] buy [A] it fresh
It comes out [F#] this machine [G] It's satisfaction
_ [Bm] _ _
_ It's the [F#] e-grill, we don't [F#m] want [G] to know
_ _ _ [A] _ [Bm] _
We have a slug and trash, and never [G] goes home
A trash [Dm] can's swimming, and now we're [D] glum
[G] You see [Bm] that we have fun here around
We select and [Em] store for [A] right in [G] town
We've [Em] got all [A] _ [F#] we need, girl
[Bm] It's putting this [D] brand new car in the [A] garage
[D] Car, _ _ [G] _ car, [A] car, _ _ [D] car
_ _ So _
_ [E] _ [A] _ _ we [E] look it's aloe vera [F#m] _ _ Aloe vera
_ _ _ [A] And _ we [E] found a way to [C#] sell air
[F#m] _ [Bm] It became a _ zillionaire
_ [A] _ _
_ [D] _ _ [E] It's been [D] so long, and I've [G] lived in this world
I've lived in [A]
America
[D] _ _ It's [Em] perfect, [F] _
that's [F#] how it was then
Oh [Bm] yeah, I [G] grew up in my room
It's _ _ all coming out of me, all the e-grills _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _