Those Crazy Christians Chords by Brad Paisley
Tempo:
114.4 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
Bm
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F#] [G] [F#m]
[G]
[A]
[D]
[Bm] [F#m]
[G] [D]
I [G] was going to sleep [D] in today, but [Bm] the church bells [F#m] woke me up and [G] they're half a mile away.
Those crazy Christians dressed up driving [D] down my street, get [G] their weekly [D] dose of guilt
before [G] they head to Applebee's.
[A] They pray before they eat, [G] and they pray before they snore, [D] they pray before a football game,
[Bm] and every [A] time they score, [F#m] every untimely [A] passing, [G] every dear departed soul, [D] is just
another good excuse [Bm] to bake a [A] casserole.
Those [D] crazy Christians go [G] and jump on [D] some airplane, fly [Bm] to Africa [D] or Haiti, risk [G] their
lives in Jesus' name.
[D] No, [G] they ain't the late night [D] party kind, they [Bm]
curse the [A] devil's whiskey while [G] they
drink the Savior's wine.
[A] A famous TV preacher has [G] a big affair and then, [D] one tearful confession [Bm] and he's born again, [A] again.
Someone yells hallelujah, and [G] they shout and clap and sing, it's [D] like they can't wait
to forgive someone [Bm] for just about [A]
anything.
Those [D] crazy Christians,
[Bm] [G]
[Bm] [D] [A]
[D] [A]
[D] instead of being outside [G] on this sunny [D] afternoon, they're by the bedside
of a [F#m] stranger in [G] a cold hospital room.
[A] And every now and then they meet a [G] poor lost soul like me, [D] who's not quite sure just who
or what [Bm] or how he ought to [A] be.
They march him down the aisle and then [G] the next thing that you know, [D] they dug him in
the water and here [Bm] comes another [A] one of those crazy Christians.
[D]
[G] [D]
They look to heaven their whole life and [Bm] I think, what if [F#m] they're wrong?
[G] But what if they're [D] right?
You know it's funny, much as [G] I'm baffled [D] by it all, if [Bm] I ever [A] really needed help, [G] you
know who I'd call, as those crazy Christians.
[D] [G#] [D]
[G] [Em]
[D] [F#m] [F#] [Em]
[G] [B] [D]
[Em] [D] [A]
[D]
[G]
[A]
[D]
[Bm] [F#m]
[G] [D]
I [G] was going to sleep [D] in today, but [Bm] the church bells [F#m] woke me up and [G] they're half a mile away.
Those crazy Christians dressed up driving [D] down my street, get [G] their weekly [D] dose of guilt
before [G] they head to Applebee's.
[A] They pray before they eat, [G] and they pray before they snore, [D] they pray before a football game,
[Bm] and every [A] time they score, [F#m] every untimely [A] passing, [G] every dear departed soul, [D] is just
another good excuse [Bm] to bake a [A] casserole.
Those [D] crazy Christians go [G] and jump on [D] some airplane, fly [Bm] to Africa [D] or Haiti, risk [G] their
lives in Jesus' name.
[D] No, [G] they ain't the late night [D] party kind, they [Bm]
curse the [A] devil's whiskey while [G] they
drink the Savior's wine.
[A] A famous TV preacher has [G] a big affair and then, [D] one tearful confession [Bm] and he's born again, [A] again.
Someone yells hallelujah, and [G] they shout and clap and sing, it's [D] like they can't wait
to forgive someone [Bm] for just about [A]
anything.
Those [D] crazy Christians,
[Bm] [G]
[Bm] [D] [A]
[D] [A]
[D] instead of being outside [G] on this sunny [D] afternoon, they're by the bedside
of a [F#m] stranger in [G] a cold hospital room.
[A] And every now and then they meet a [G] poor lost soul like me, [D] who's not quite sure just who
or what [Bm] or how he ought to [A] be.
They march him down the aisle and then [G] the next thing that you know, [D] they dug him in
the water and here [Bm] comes another [A] one of those crazy Christians.
[D]
[G] [D]
They look to heaven their whole life and [Bm] I think, what if [F#m] they're wrong?
[G] But what if they're [D] right?
You know it's funny, much as [G] I'm baffled [D] by it all, if [Bm] I ever [A] really needed help, [G] you
know who I'd call, as those crazy Christians.
[D] [G#] [D]
[G] [Em]
[D] [F#m] [F#] [Em]
[G] [B] [D]
[Em] [D] [A]
[D]
Key:
D
G
A
Bm
F#m
D
G
A
[F#] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I _ [G] was going to sleep [D] in today, _ but [Bm] the church bells [F#m] woke me up and [G] they're half a mile away. _ _ _
Those crazy Christians _ dressed up driving [D] down my street, _ get [G] their weekly [D] dose of guilt
before [G] they head to _ Applebee's.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] They pray before they eat, [G] and they pray before they snore, [D] they pray before a football game,
[Bm] and every [A] time they score, [F#m] every untimely [A] passing, [G] every dear departed soul, [D] is just
another good excuse [Bm] to bake a [A] casserole.
Those [D] crazy Christians _ _ go [G] and jump on [D] some airplane, _ _ fly [Bm] to Africa [D] or Haiti, risk [G] their
lives in Jesus' name.
[D] _ _ _ No, [G] they ain't the late night [D] party kind, _ _ they [Bm]
curse the [A] devil's whiskey while [G] they
drink the Savior's wine.
_ _ _ _ [A] A famous TV preacher has [G] a big affair and then, [D] one tearful confession [Bm] and he's born again, [A] again.
Someone yells hallelujah, and [G] they shout and clap and sing, it's [D] like they can't wait
to forgive someone [Bm] for just about [A] _
anything. _ _ _ _ _ _
Those [D] crazy Christians, _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] instead of being outside [G] on this sunny [D] afternoon, _ _ they're by the bedside
of a [F#m] stranger in [G] a cold hospital room.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] And every now and then they meet a [G] poor lost soul like me, [D] who's not quite sure just who
or what [Bm] or how he ought to [A] be.
They march him down the aisle and then [G] the next thing that you know, [D] they dug him in
the water and _ here [Bm] comes another [A] one of those _ _ _ crazy Christians.
[D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ They look to heaven their whole life _ and [Bm] I think, what if [F#m] they're wrong?
_ [G] But what if they're [D] right? _
_ _ You know it's funny, _ much as [G] I'm baffled [D] by it all, _ _ if [Bm] I ever [A] really needed help, [G] you
know who I'd call, _ _ _ as those crazy Christians. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G#] _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [F#] _ [Em] _
_ _ [G] _ [B] _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I _ [G] was going to sleep [D] in today, _ but [Bm] the church bells [F#m] woke me up and [G] they're half a mile away. _ _ _
Those crazy Christians _ dressed up driving [D] down my street, _ get [G] their weekly [D] dose of guilt
before [G] they head to _ Applebee's.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] They pray before they eat, [G] and they pray before they snore, [D] they pray before a football game,
[Bm] and every [A] time they score, [F#m] every untimely [A] passing, [G] every dear departed soul, [D] is just
another good excuse [Bm] to bake a [A] casserole.
Those [D] crazy Christians _ _ go [G] and jump on [D] some airplane, _ _ fly [Bm] to Africa [D] or Haiti, risk [G] their
lives in Jesus' name.
[D] _ _ _ No, [G] they ain't the late night [D] party kind, _ _ they [Bm]
curse the [A] devil's whiskey while [G] they
drink the Savior's wine.
_ _ _ _ [A] A famous TV preacher has [G] a big affair and then, [D] one tearful confession [Bm] and he's born again, [A] again.
Someone yells hallelujah, and [G] they shout and clap and sing, it's [D] like they can't wait
to forgive someone [Bm] for just about [A] _
anything. _ _ _ _ _ _
Those [D] crazy Christians, _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] instead of being outside [G] on this sunny [D] afternoon, _ _ they're by the bedside
of a [F#m] stranger in [G] a cold hospital room.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] And every now and then they meet a [G] poor lost soul like me, [D] who's not quite sure just who
or what [Bm] or how he ought to [A] be.
They march him down the aisle and then [G] the next thing that you know, [D] they dug him in
the water and _ here [Bm] comes another [A] one of those _ _ _ crazy Christians.
[D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ They look to heaven their whole life _ and [Bm] I think, what if [F#m] they're wrong?
_ [G] But what if they're [D] right? _
_ _ You know it's funny, _ much as [G] I'm baffled [D] by it all, _ _ if [Bm] I ever [A] really needed help, [G] you
know who I'd call, _ _ _ as those crazy Christians. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G#] _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [F#] _ [Em] _
_ _ [G] _ [B] _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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