Chords for Three Pints Gone ~ "Don't Linger Too Long In The Outhouse" ~ Camelot Days 2009

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Don't linger too long in the outhouse.
There's creatures that live in [F] the hall. _
[Gm] When your work there's done, pull [Eb] your pants up [F] and run.
If [Gm] you want to [C] be saved [Gm] and your soul.
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There once was a lass from Cologne.
_ _ Her beauty was second to [F] none.
She [Gm] went out for a dip.
[F]
No one would quit.
Her body, it never was found.
_ Don't linger too long in the outhouse.
There's creatures that live in [C] the hall.
When [Gm] your work there's done, [Eb] pull your pants up [G] and run.
If [Gm] you want to [C] be saved [Gm] and your soul.
_ _ Now did you see that?
Hey, _ that's your [F] part.
So when we [Bb] get there in the chorus, you all yell, Hey!
[F] _ [Gm] Good work.
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There once was a gent from _ Kilkenny.
_ His great wealth was known [F] to us all. _
[Gm] But all they found left [F] was a penny _ [Gm] and scratch marks [D] at the end [Gm] of a wall. _
_ Don't linger too long in the _ outhouse.
There's creatures that live [F] in the hall.
[Gm] When your work there's done, [Eb] pull your pants [C] up and run.
[Gm] If you want to [G] be saved and [Gm] your soul.
_ _ You know, that's the great thing about weirdly killed.
[C] You can only get killed up.
[Gm] Just try and run away with your pants down.
Once it was done, take them home and share them with your friends.
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There once was a lass from Mount Basque.
She fancied to look in [F] the glass.
She [Gm] was rough, rather rough done. _ _ _
_ _ _ Considered sick by [C] some.
_ [Gm] The creature latched [C] on to [Gm] her past. _
_ Don't linger too long in the _ outhouse.
There's creatures that live [F] in the hall.
Hey!
[Gm] Good work.
There's done.
[Eb] Pull your pants up [F] and run.
[Gm] If you want to be [C] saved and [Gm] your soul.
You know, I don't think you said mass on that one, did you? _
[F] I didn't hear mass.
Did you [Gm] hear mass?
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I left the M off.
Sorry. _
_ [C] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ There once was a lass from Dublin.
Right there.
Who liked the right things on [F] the wall.
She used to send [Gm] men on the deep.
Came up [F] to her, pulled and creeped.
[Gm] And grabbed him [F] right down in [Gm] the skull.
_ _ Don't linger too long in the _ outhouse.
There's creatures that live in the [F] hall.
Hey!
[Gm] Good work.
There's done.
[Eb] Pull your pants [F] up and run.
[Gm] If you want [G] to be saved [Eb] and your soul.
A toast!
A toast!
_ _ So _ here's those poor souls departed. _
_ [Gm] I'm sure they'll be missed by us [F] all.
_ [Gm] They suffered with grief from [F] their search for relief.
In [Gm] the murky [C] blue waters.
[Gm] Oh please.
Oh please.
Don't linger too long in the outhouse.
_ There's creatures that live [F] in the hall.
Hey!
[Gm] Good work.
There's done.
Pull your pants up [F] and run.
[Gm] If you want to [F] be saved [Gm] and your soul.
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So here's the end of our story.
_ We swear every word [F] is true.
If you [Gm] have a doubt, [F] take a walk to the house.
[Gm]
It's the [Fm] last we'll be seeing of you.
_ _ _ Don't linger too long in the outhouse.
There's creatures that live [F] in the hall.
Hey!
[Gm] Good work.
There's done.
[Eb] Pull your [F] pants up and run.
[G] If you want to be saved and your [Gm] soul.
_ Don't linger too long in the outhouse.
_ There's creatures that live [D] in the hall.
Hey!
[Gm] Good work.
There's done.
[Eb] Pull your pants [F] up and run.
[Gm] If you want [G] to be saved and your soul.
If you want to [D] be saved and your [Gm] soul.
_ If you want to [G] be saved [Gm] and your _ _ soul. _ _ _ _
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