Avoiding Catatonic Surrender Chords by Tim Barry

[F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ [G] _ [Am] _ _
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] I hate this song. _
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ [G] _ [Am] _ _
[F] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ [Am] _ _ _
[C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [A] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ [F] And I'd call if I could, [G] but right now I ain't got nothing to [F] say and so on.
[G] And so long.
[C] Can't keep [Am] singing these songs.
[F] Too [Am] long.
[G] _ [Am] So on. _ _
_ _ _ [C] Last night we met, we [Am] fucked on the couch in my living [F] room.
I spent the morning pretending it didn't [G] happen, searching for your lost [C] phone.
Which I found between the [Am] cushions, below a pile of her [F] clothes.
You said you couldn't leave without [G] it, Lord I should've.
Kept my eyes [C] closed, I left for work directly [A] then.
For a 15 hour [F] day, made just over a hundred [G] bucks.
None of which I ever [C] saved, didn't hear too much from you [Am] before.
Never heard from you [F] again.
Soon as this shit [G] starts, boys, it's bound to [F] end and so on.
[G] And so long.
[C] Can't keep [A] singing these songs.
[F] For too long.
[G] _
[A] And so [Am] on.
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[C] _ [G] _ [Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [C] I throw empty beer cans at [Am] the TV when I'm watching the news.
I hate [F] Republicans, I hate [G] Democrats, I hate liberals [C] too.
I think pacifists are [Am] weak and violence is wrong.
[F] But I go live for police and I [G] fight when it's called [C] for.
The truth is I don't know or care with [Am] who or where I fit in at all.
[F] But I keep on living simple, [G] riding fast and living slow.
[C] I write standard boring [Am] songs with boring standard chords.
[F] Just like the best of the worst, verse, [G] chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, repeat.
[F] And so on.
[G] So long.
[C] Can't [Am] keep singing these songs.
[F] Too long.
[G] _
[A] And so on.
_ [F] And so on.
[G] And so long.
[C] [G] I can't [Am] keep singing these songs.
[F] So long.
[G] _ _