Chords for tinder samurai
Tempo:
129.3 bpm
Chords used:
Dm
Gm
F
G
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Gm]
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[Gm] Yeah, I [F] like to think I'm well equipped [Dm] as any other average guy
But I just can't discover [G] love and I don't even set my standards [F] high on top of that
I'm [Dm] camera shy maybe I should opt out of the dating pool and be an undercover
Tinder samurai cuz I would rather type online than whisper in a dingy [Gm] bar and swiping left and right could be my new Bushido
Ninja star [Dm] I'm well versed in virtual love making ninjitsu [Gm] on every profile pic
I post I'm posing with my shih tzu [Dm] or flexing with my shirt off cuz I heard that gets you [Gm] his too especially okay
I'm like arrows of the [Dm] sheriff's be I pierce hearts of women with my cursor and [Gm] my arrow keys and disregard my Roman roots and
Choose a font that's error [Dm]-free trust me.
I'm a tender bio brainiac [Gm] the way I kindle fire with matches
I'm a [F] pyromaniac or Christian Mingle.
I'm [Dm] a Casanova if y'all don't think so [A] y'all can ask Jehovah check [E] your inbox
He might send an answer [Dm] over.
I wish I had the muscles of a granite sculpture
I would log on Ashley Madison and bang adulterous.
I'm so lonely
I've considered farmers only just for someone's arms to hold me [Gm] also
I'm really big [F] on agriculture, but if I had [Dm] that body [Gm] of a Grishin God
I would trawl on pof [G].com and use it as a fishing [F] rod and hope I don't get [Dm] catfish the fact is if I did [Gm] I
Probably play along cuz God knows I could use the practice and if I'm [Dm] aching for my roots
I'd visit shadi calm message Islamic wahhabi [G] hijabi Heidi Salam [F] and Sunni Shia those are both [Dm] denominations
I respect cuz I just care for [N] our connection.
I don't care about the sex
[F] Sometimes I uninstall my apps [Dm] and reckless insurrections rage [Gm] then regret it while I check the Craigslist
Misconnections page [F] then I think that I should get [Dm] out more and disregard my mobile [Gm] cell get to know the local teller at my Barnes &
Noble [Dm] well and check out what she's reading while she's charging up my total sale [Gm] and ask her if she likes the novel and
What she [F] answers ask her if she wants to grab [Dm] some coffee or some ice cream waffles.
She [Eb] probably say that's awesome
I'd ask her when she's off [F] of work.
She might answer midnight
[Dm] I'll tell her that sounds [Gm] awful what a bummer and from somewhere
I might muster up the nerve [F] to get her number and I would ask [Dm] her what her digits are and if I play it
Right then I [C] can disregard my ninja stars [F] say sayonara to [Dm] katanas and my other weapons too [Eb] and try committing by committing online dating several
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[F] [Dm]
[Gm] Yeah, I [F] like to think I'm well equipped [Dm] as any other average guy
But I just can't discover [G] love and I don't even set my standards [F] high on top of that
I'm [Dm] camera shy maybe I should opt out of the dating pool and be an undercover
Tinder samurai cuz I would rather type online than whisper in a dingy [Gm] bar and swiping left and right could be my new Bushido
Ninja star [Dm] I'm well versed in virtual love making ninjitsu [Gm] on every profile pic
I post I'm posing with my shih tzu [Dm] or flexing with my shirt off cuz I heard that gets you [Gm] his too especially okay
I'm like arrows of the [Dm] sheriff's be I pierce hearts of women with my cursor and [Gm] my arrow keys and disregard my Roman roots and
Choose a font that's error [Dm]-free trust me.
I'm a tender bio brainiac [Gm] the way I kindle fire with matches
I'm a [F] pyromaniac or Christian Mingle.
I'm [Dm] a Casanova if y'all don't think so [A] y'all can ask Jehovah check [E] your inbox
He might send an answer [Dm] over.
I wish I had the muscles of a granite sculpture
I would log on Ashley Madison and bang adulterous.
I'm so lonely
I've considered farmers only just for someone's arms to hold me [Gm] also
I'm really big [F] on agriculture, but if I had [Dm] that body [Gm] of a Grishin God
I would trawl on pof [G].com and use it as a fishing [F] rod and hope I don't get [Dm] catfish the fact is if I did [Gm] I
Probably play along cuz God knows I could use the practice and if I'm [Dm] aching for my roots
I'd visit shadi calm message Islamic wahhabi [G] hijabi Heidi Salam [F] and Sunni Shia those are both [Dm] denominations
I respect cuz I just care for [N] our connection.
I don't care about the sex
[F] Sometimes I uninstall my apps [Dm] and reckless insurrections rage [Gm] then regret it while I check the Craigslist
Misconnections page [F] then I think that I should get [Dm] out more and disregard my mobile [Gm] cell get to know the local teller at my Barnes &
Noble [Dm] well and check out what she's reading while she's charging up my total sale [Gm] and ask her if she likes the novel and
What she [F] answers ask her if she wants to grab [Dm] some coffee or some ice cream waffles.
She [Eb] probably say that's awesome
I'd ask her when she's off [F] of work.
She might answer midnight
[Dm] I'll tell her that sounds [Gm] awful what a bummer and from somewhere
I might muster up the nerve [F] to get her number and I would ask [Dm] her what her digits are and if I play it
Right then I [C] can disregard my ninja stars [F] say sayonara to [Dm] katanas and my other weapons too [Eb] and try committing by committing online dating several
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[Gm] _ _ _ Yeah, I [F] like to think I'm well equipped [Dm] as any other average guy
But I just can't discover [G] love and I don't even set my standards [F] high on top of that
I'm [Dm] camera shy maybe I should opt out of the dating pool and be an undercover
Tinder samurai cuz I would rather type online than whisper in a dingy [Gm] bar and swiping left and right could be my new Bushido
Ninja star [Dm] I'm well versed in virtual love making ninjitsu [Gm] on every profile pic
I post I'm posing with my shih tzu [Dm] or flexing with my shirt off cuz I heard that gets you [Gm] his too especially okay
I'm like arrows of the [Dm] sheriff's be I pierce hearts of women with my cursor and [Gm] my arrow keys and disregard my Roman roots and
Choose a font that's error [Dm]-free trust me.
I'm a tender bio brainiac [Gm] the way I kindle fire with matches
I'm a [F] pyromaniac or Christian Mingle.
I'm [Dm] a Casanova if y'all don't think so [A] y'all can ask Jehovah check [E] your inbox
He might send an answer [Dm] over.
I wish I had the muscles of a granite sculpture
I would log on Ashley Madison and bang adulterous.
I'm so lonely
I've considered farmers only just for someone's arms to hold me [Gm] also
I'm really big [F] on agriculture, but if I had [Dm] that body [Gm] of a Grishin God
I would trawl on pof [G].com and use it as a fishing [F] rod and hope I don't get [Dm] catfish the fact is if I did [Gm] I
Probably play along cuz God knows I could use the practice and if I'm [Dm] aching for my roots
I'd visit shadi calm message Islamic wahhabi [G] hijabi Heidi Salam [F] and Sunni Shia those are both [Dm] denominations
I respect cuz I just care for [N] our connection.
I don't care about the sex
[F] Sometimes I uninstall my apps [Dm] and reckless insurrections rage [Gm] then regret it while I check the Craigslist
Misconnections page [F] then I think that I should get [Dm] out more and disregard my mobile [Gm] cell get to know the local teller at my Barnes &
Noble [Dm] well and check out what she's reading while she's charging up my total sale [Gm] and ask her if she likes the novel and
What she [F] answers ask her if she wants to grab [Dm] some coffee or some ice cream waffles.
She [Eb] probably say that's awesome
I'd ask her when she's off [F] of work.
She might answer midnight
[Dm] I'll tell her that sounds [Gm] awful what a bummer and from somewhere
I might muster up the nerve [F] to get her number and I would ask [Dm] her what her digits are and if I play it
Right then I [C] can disregard my ninja stars [F] say sayonara to [Dm] katanas and my other weapons too [Eb] and try committing by committing online dating several
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[Gm] _ _ _ Yeah, I [F] like to think I'm well equipped [Dm] as any other average guy
But I just can't discover [G] love and I don't even set my standards [F] high on top of that
I'm [Dm] camera shy maybe I should opt out of the dating pool and be an undercover
Tinder samurai cuz I would rather type online than whisper in a dingy [Gm] bar and swiping left and right could be my new Bushido
Ninja star [Dm] I'm well versed in virtual love making ninjitsu [Gm] on every profile pic
I post I'm posing with my shih tzu [Dm] or flexing with my shirt off cuz I heard that gets you [Gm] his too especially okay
I'm like arrows of the [Dm] sheriff's be I pierce hearts of women with my cursor and [Gm] my arrow keys and disregard my Roman roots and
Choose a font that's error [Dm]-free trust me.
I'm a tender bio brainiac [Gm] the way I kindle fire with matches
I'm a [F] pyromaniac or Christian Mingle.
I'm [Dm] a Casanova if y'all don't think so [A] y'all can ask Jehovah check [E] your inbox
He might send an answer [Dm] over.
I wish I had the muscles of a granite sculpture
I would log on Ashley Madison and bang adulterous.
I'm so lonely
I've considered farmers only just for someone's arms to hold me [Gm] also
I'm really big [F] on agriculture, but if I had [Dm] that body [Gm] of a Grishin God
I would trawl on pof [G].com and use it as a fishing [F] rod and hope I don't get [Dm] catfish the fact is if I did [Gm] I
Probably play along cuz God knows I could use the practice and if I'm [Dm] aching for my roots
I'd visit shadi calm message Islamic wahhabi [G] hijabi Heidi Salam [F] and Sunni Shia those are both [Dm] denominations
I respect cuz I just care for [N] our connection.
I don't care about the sex
[F] Sometimes I uninstall my apps [Dm] and reckless insurrections rage [Gm] then regret it while I check the Craigslist
Misconnections page [F] then I think that I should get [Dm] out more and disregard my mobile [Gm] cell get to know the local teller at my Barnes &
Noble [Dm] well and check out what she's reading while she's charging up my total sale [Gm] and ask her if she likes the novel and
What she [F] answers ask her if she wants to grab [Dm] some coffee or some ice cream waffles.
She [Eb] probably say that's awesome
I'd ask her when she's off [F] of work.
She might answer midnight
[Dm] I'll tell her that sounds [Gm] awful what a bummer and from somewhere
I might muster up the nerve [F] to get her number and I would ask [Dm] her what her digits are and if I play it
Right then I [C] can disregard my ninja stars [F] say sayonara to [Dm] katanas and my other weapons too [Eb] and try committing by committing online dating several
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