Chords for To Catch a Predator
Tempo:
88.95 bpm
Chords used:
E
G
A
B
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[E] [C] [E] [G]
[E] I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl.
I'm trying to lure people into my world.
I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only [A] 12.
Mom and dad [G] aren't gone for the day, I'm by [E] myself.
Buckets of slow-up are next to my computer, hoping that they show up, cause what I'm about
to do to them would make the devil sick.
I sharpen [A] my blade, and I'm trotting to [G] this curb like I'm only in [E] the 7th grade.
The doorbell rings, I gotta get inside, in my best little girl's voice.
Oh boy, hi!
Come on in my [A] bikini!
And when the door shuts, that's when I [E] let them see me.
Hi there.
I stab them in the neck first, cause it hurts.
Kill them with a blood squirt.
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it.
Chain him up by the foot in my basement.
Bleed out.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
If nothing [B] I'ma earn.
[G] But it [E] sure is fun, I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
And it sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
If nothing [B] I'ma earn.
But it [E] sure is fun, I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
Soon enough, vets will be shutting down my service.
Cause people out there think they don't deserve this.
Until it's your kid and old man's finger [A] fucking,
Teddy sucking, then you'll want the knife [E] stuck in.
I don't blame you, that's why I catch them in advance.
While a stick is still in advance, they never get the chance.
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only [A] 13.
Looking forward to the time, you know what I [E] mean?
Bring me some onions and a slurpee.
Promise not to hurt me or give me herpes.
And within 20 minutes, here comes a [A] fucking doctor.
Knocking at my door, a pedophile [E] butt knocker.
Come in, have a seat.
And then I stroll in with the all purpose hunting blade,
straight up his carpet.
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching [A] nobody.
Chain him up by the foot in the basement.
[Gb] What do I do?
Please, [A] Mr.
Klopfer, you don't [Ab] have to do this.
Zip it!
[G] Please, [Gb] please, I've got money, we can [A] just
Shut it, fucker!
[Ab] Please, we can work this [G] out.
Silence, [E] I said!
Stick a mess to this other fool, both left for dead.
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head.
Cut their fucking dicks off, stick them in each other's mouth.
Now, what y'all talking about?
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no [Dbm] lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I wanna earn,
[G] but it [E] sure is fun.
I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
[G] And it sure [E] is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no [Dbm] lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I wanna earn,
[G] but it sure [E] is fun.
I said it sure is fun.
To catch a predator.
What's in the [Em] bag?
Onions [E] and condoms.
What's in the [Em] bag?
Onions [E] and condoms.
What's in the [Em] bag?
[Gb] Onions [E] and condoms.
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to.
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement stinking.
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face screen on,
go downstairs [A] and beat their ass sometimes,
cause they ease my [E] mind.
Some of them are dead, and some are still living.
But I'mma hurt them every chance that I'm given.
[Em] I hit them with a nail gun or a [A] stun gun.
They can't run, [E] so they both mad fun.
I was sawing their head off when I hurt the doorbell.
I'm not [Bm] expecting any predators,
but oh well, I took my spot.
Come in, I'll be right [A] there.
But I left the head sitting on the living room [E] chair.
Scenic land, I had to give chase.
We cut across the lawn with my knife,
swinging for its face.
[Em] I threw it, stuck him in the back of the [A] neck.
Still in my drawers, I dragged him [Gb] home a bloody wreck.
AHHHHH!
[A] Somebody [Ab] help me!
Zip [G] it.
[Gb] Help me!
[A] Shut it the fuck up.
[Ab] AHHHHH!
[G] People are looking, [E] say less.
A foot full of high school kids watched it happen.
He kept screaming like a pansy, displayed by slapping.
Plus the neighbors seen it.
It's toted the mailman, but they all never said nothing about it again.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I will earn,
but it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it [E] sure is fun.
[G] And it [E] sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I will earn,
[G] but it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it sure [E] is fun.
Yo, Liz.
Meanwhile, back at [B] the house.
Hey, [E] come on in.
What kind of alcohol did you [Em] bring?
I brought Absolute [E] Citron.
I brought Mandarin Orange.
I brought a shot of Jägermeister.
Wow.
[B] In several cases, [E] the men were asked to bring [Em] food, alcohol, and condoms.
Law enforcement [E] says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor.
What have we got [Em] here?
[E] Bag of Funyuns.
Funyuns?
What about condoms?
Did
[E] I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl.
I'm trying to lure people into my world.
I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only [A] 12.
Mom and dad [G] aren't gone for the day, I'm by [E] myself.
Buckets of slow-up are next to my computer, hoping that they show up, cause what I'm about
to do to them would make the devil sick.
I sharpen [A] my blade, and I'm trotting to [G] this curb like I'm only in [E] the 7th grade.
The doorbell rings, I gotta get inside, in my best little girl's voice.
Oh boy, hi!
Come on in my [A] bikini!
And when the door shuts, that's when I [E] let them see me.
Hi there.
I stab them in the neck first, cause it hurts.
Kill them with a blood squirt.
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it.
Chain him up by the foot in my basement.
Bleed out.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
If nothing [B] I'ma earn.
[G] But it [E] sure is fun, I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
And it sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
If nothing [B] I'ma earn.
But it [E] sure is fun, I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
Soon enough, vets will be shutting down my service.
Cause people out there think they don't deserve this.
Until it's your kid and old man's finger [A] fucking,
Teddy sucking, then you'll want the knife [E] stuck in.
I don't blame you, that's why I catch them in advance.
While a stick is still in advance, they never get the chance.
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only [A] 13.
Looking forward to the time, you know what I [E] mean?
Bring me some onions and a slurpee.
Promise not to hurt me or give me herpes.
And within 20 minutes, here comes a [A] fucking doctor.
Knocking at my door, a pedophile [E] butt knocker.
Come in, have a seat.
And then I stroll in with the all purpose hunting blade,
straight up his carpet.
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching [A] nobody.
Chain him up by the foot in the basement.
[Gb] What do I do?
Please, [A] Mr.
Klopfer, you don't [Ab] have to do this.
Zip it!
[G] Please, [Gb] please, I've got money, we can [A] just
Shut it, fucker!
[Ab] Please, we can work this [G] out.
Silence, [E] I said!
Stick a mess to this other fool, both left for dead.
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head.
Cut their fucking dicks off, stick them in each other's mouth.
Now, what y'all talking about?
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no [Dbm] lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I wanna earn,
[G] but it [E] sure is fun.
I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
[G] And it sure [E] is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no [Dbm] lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I wanna earn,
[G] but it sure [E] is fun.
I said it sure is fun.
To catch a predator.
What's in the [Em] bag?
Onions [E] and condoms.
What's in the [Em] bag?
Onions [E] and condoms.
What's in the [Em] bag?
[Gb] Onions [E] and condoms.
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to.
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement stinking.
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face screen on,
go downstairs [A] and beat their ass sometimes,
cause they ease my [E] mind.
Some of them are dead, and some are still living.
But I'mma hurt them every chance that I'm given.
[Em] I hit them with a nail gun or a [A] stun gun.
They can't run, [E] so they both mad fun.
I was sawing their head off when I hurt the doorbell.
I'm not [Bm] expecting any predators,
but oh well, I took my spot.
Come in, I'll be right [A] there.
But I left the head sitting on the living room [E] chair.
Scenic land, I had to give chase.
We cut across the lawn with my knife,
swinging for its face.
[Em] I threw it, stuck him in the back of the [A] neck.
Still in my drawers, I dragged him [Gb] home a bloody wreck.
AHHHHH!
[A] Somebody [Ab] help me!
Zip [G] it.
[Gb] Help me!
[A] Shut it the fuck up.
[Ab] AHHHHH!
[G] People are looking, [E] say less.
A foot full of high school kids watched it happen.
He kept screaming like a pansy, displayed by slapping.
Plus the neighbors seen it.
It's toted the mailman, but they all never said nothing about it again.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I will earn,
but it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it [E] sure is fun.
[G] And it [E] sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I will earn,
[G] but it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it sure [E] is fun.
Yo, Liz.
Meanwhile, back at [B] the house.
Hey, [E] come on in.
What kind of alcohol did you [Em] bring?
I brought Absolute [E] Citron.
I brought Mandarin Orange.
I brought a shot of Jägermeister.
Wow.
[B] In several cases, [E] the men were asked to bring [Em] food, alcohol, and condoms.
Law enforcement [E] says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor.
What have we got [Em] here?
[E] Bag of Funyuns.
Funyuns?
What about condoms?
Did
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[E] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _
[E] _ _ _ I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl.
I'm trying to lure people into my world.
I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only [A] 12.
Mom and dad [G] aren't gone for the day, I'm by [E] myself.
Buckets of slow-up are next to my computer, hoping that they show up, cause what I'm about
to do to them would make the devil sick.
I sharpen [A] my blade, and I'm trotting to [G] this curb like I'm only in [E] the 7th grade.
The doorbell rings, I gotta get inside, in my best little girl's voice.
Oh boy, hi!
Come on in my [A] bikini!
And when the door shuts, that's when I [E] let them see me.
Hi there.
I stab them in the neck first, cause it hurts.
Kill them with a blood squirt.
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it.
Chain him up by the foot in my basement.
Bleed out.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
If nothing [B] I'ma earn.
[G] But it [E] sure is fun, I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
And it sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
If nothing [B] I'ma earn.
But it [E] sure is fun, I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
Soon enough, vets will be shutting down my service.
Cause people out there think they don't deserve this.
Until it's your kid and old man's finger [A] fucking,
Teddy sucking, then you'll want the knife [E] stuck in.
I don't blame you, that's why I catch them in advance.
While a stick is still in advance, they never get the chance.
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only [A] 13.
Looking forward to the time, you know what I [E] mean?
Bring me some onions and a slurpee.
Promise not to hurt me or give me herpes.
And within 20 minutes, here comes a [A] fucking doctor.
Knocking at my door, a pedophile [E] butt knocker.
Come in, have a seat.
And then I stroll in with the all purpose hunting blade,
straight up his carpet.
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching [A] nobody.
Chain him up by the foot in the basement.
[Gb] What do I do?
Please, [A] Mr.
Klopfer, you don't [Ab] have to do this.
Zip it!
[G] Please, [Gb] please, I've got money, we can [A] just_
Shut it, fucker!
[Ab] Please, we can work this [G] out.
Silence, [E] I said!
Stick a mess to this other fool, both left for dead.
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head.
Cut their fucking dicks off, stick them in each other's mouth.
Now, what y'all talking about?
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no [Dbm] lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I wanna earn,
[G] but it [E] sure is fun.
I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
[G] And it sure [E] is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no [Dbm] lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I wanna earn,
[G] but it sure [E] is fun.
I said it sure is fun.
To catch a predator.
_ What's in the [Em] bag?
_ Onions [E] and condoms.
_ What's in the [Em] bag?
_ Onions [E] and condoms.
_ What's in the [Em] bag?
_ [Gb] Onions [E] and condoms.
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to.
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement stinking.
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face screen on,
go downstairs [A] and beat their ass sometimes,
cause they ease my [E] mind.
Some of them are dead, and some are still living.
But I'mma hurt them every chance that I'm given.
[Em] I hit them with a nail gun or a [A] stun gun.
They can't run, [E] so they both mad fun.
I was sawing their head off when I hurt the doorbell.
I'm not [Bm] expecting any predators,
but oh well, I took my spot.
Come in, I'll be right [A] there.
But I left the head sitting on the living room [E] chair.
Scenic land, I had to give chase.
We cut across the lawn with my knife,
swinging for its face.
[Em] I threw it, stuck him in the back of the [A] neck.
Still in my drawers, I dragged him [Gb] home a bloody wreck.
AHHHHH!
[A] Somebody [Ab] help me!
Zip [G] it.
[Gb] Help me!
[A] Shut it the fuck up.
[Ab] AHHHHH!
[G] People are looking, [E] say less.
A foot full of high school kids watched it happen.
He kept screaming like a pansy, displayed by slapping.
Plus the neighbors seen it.
It's toted the mailman, but they all never said nothing about it again.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I will earn,
but it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it [E] sure is fun.
[G] And it [E] sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I will earn,
[G] but it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it sure [E] is fun. _
Yo, Liz.
Meanwhile, back at [B] the house.
Hey, [E] come on in.
What kind of alcohol did you [Em] bring?
I brought Absolute [E] Citron.
I brought Mandarin Orange.
I brought a shot of Jägermeister.
Wow.
[B] In several cases, [E] the men were asked to bring [Em] food, alcohol, and condoms.
Law enforcement [E] says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor.
What have we got [Em] here?
[E] Bag of Funyuns.
Funyuns?
What about condoms?
Did
[E] _ _ _ I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl.
I'm trying to lure people into my world.
I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only [A] 12.
Mom and dad [G] aren't gone for the day, I'm by [E] myself.
Buckets of slow-up are next to my computer, hoping that they show up, cause what I'm about
to do to them would make the devil sick.
I sharpen [A] my blade, and I'm trotting to [G] this curb like I'm only in [E] the 7th grade.
The doorbell rings, I gotta get inside, in my best little girl's voice.
Oh boy, hi!
Come on in my [A] bikini!
And when the door shuts, that's when I [E] let them see me.
Hi there.
I stab them in the neck first, cause it hurts.
Kill them with a blood squirt.
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it.
Chain him up by the foot in my basement.
Bleed out.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
If nothing [B] I'ma earn.
[G] But it [E] sure is fun, I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
And it sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
If nothing [B] I'ma earn.
But it [E] sure is fun, I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
Soon enough, vets will be shutting down my service.
Cause people out there think they don't deserve this.
Until it's your kid and old man's finger [A] fucking,
Teddy sucking, then you'll want the knife [E] stuck in.
I don't blame you, that's why I catch them in advance.
While a stick is still in advance, they never get the chance.
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only [A] 13.
Looking forward to the time, you know what I [E] mean?
Bring me some onions and a slurpee.
Promise not to hurt me or give me herpes.
And within 20 minutes, here comes a [A] fucking doctor.
Knocking at my door, a pedophile [E] butt knocker.
Come in, have a seat.
And then I stroll in with the all purpose hunting blade,
straight up his carpet.
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching [A] nobody.
Chain him up by the foot in the basement.
[Gb] What do I do?
Please, [A] Mr.
Klopfer, you don't [Ab] have to do this.
Zip it!
[G] Please, [Gb] please, I've got money, we can [A] just_
Shut it, fucker!
[Ab] Please, we can work this [G] out.
Silence, [E] I said!
Stick a mess to this other fool, both left for dead.
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head.
Cut their fucking dicks off, stick them in each other's mouth.
Now, what y'all talking about?
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no [Dbm] lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I wanna earn,
[G] but it [E] sure is fun.
I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
[G] And it sure [E] is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no [Dbm] lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I wanna earn,
[G] but it sure [E] is fun.
I said it sure is fun.
To catch a predator.
_ What's in the [Em] bag?
_ Onions [E] and condoms.
_ What's in the [Em] bag?
_ Onions [E] and condoms.
_ What's in the [Em] bag?
_ [Gb] Onions [E] and condoms.
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to.
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement stinking.
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face screen on,
go downstairs [A] and beat their ass sometimes,
cause they ease my [E] mind.
Some of them are dead, and some are still living.
But I'mma hurt them every chance that I'm given.
[Em] I hit them with a nail gun or a [A] stun gun.
They can't run, [E] so they both mad fun.
I was sawing their head off when I hurt the doorbell.
I'm not [Bm] expecting any predators,
but oh well, I took my spot.
Come in, I'll be right [A] there.
But I left the head sitting on the living room [E] chair.
Scenic land, I had to give chase.
We cut across the lawn with my knife,
swinging for its face.
[Em] I threw it, stuck him in the back of the [A] neck.
Still in my drawers, I dragged him [Gb] home a bloody wreck.
AHHHHH!
[A] Somebody [Ab] help me!
Zip [G] it.
[Gb] Help me!
[A] Shut it the fuck up.
[Ab] AHHHHH!
[G] People are looking, [E] say less.
A foot full of high school kids watched it happen.
He kept screaming like a pansy, displayed by slapping.
Plus the neighbors seen it.
It's toted the mailman, but they all never said nothing about it again.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I will earn,
but it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it [E] sure is fun.
[G] And it [E] sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn,
for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn from [C] this.
There's nothing [B] I will earn,
[G] but it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it sure [E] is fun. _
Yo, Liz.
Meanwhile, back at [B] the house.
Hey, [E] come on in.
What kind of alcohol did you [Em] bring?
I brought Absolute [E] Citron.
I brought Mandarin Orange.
I brought a shot of Jägermeister.
Wow.
[B] In several cases, [E] the men were asked to bring [Em] food, alcohol, and condoms.
Law enforcement [E] says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor.
What have we got [Em] here?
[E] Bag of Funyuns.
Funyuns?
What about condoms?
Did