Chords for To Catch a Predator

_ _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _
_ [E] _ _ I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl.
I'm trying to lure people into my world.
I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only [A] 12.
Mom and dad aren't home for the day, I'm by [E] myself.
Buckets I throw up are next to my computer, hoping that they show up.
Because what I'm about to do to them would make the devil sick.
I sharpen [A] my blade, and I'm trotting to this nerve like I'm only in the [E] 7th grade.
The doorbell rings, I gotta get inside, in my best little girl's voice.
Oh boy, hi!
Oh, my [A] bikini!
And when the door shuts, that's when I [B] let them see [E] me.
Hi there.
I stab them in the neck first, cause it hurts.
Kill them with a blunt squirt.
Carve his soul so soft, it make him eat it.
Chain him up by the foot in my basement.
Bleed him.
I'm probably gonna [Ebm] burn, for there's ain't [D] no lesson to learn [Dbm] from this.
[C] There's nothing I'ma earn, [G] but it [E] sure is fun.
We [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
And it sure is fun.
I'm probably gonna burn, [D] for there's ain't no lesson to learn [C] from this.
There's nothing I'ma earn, [G] but it sure [E] is fun.
[G] We said it sure [E] is fun.
Soon enough, Vets will be shutting down my service.
Cause people out there, think they don't deserve this.
And tell us you're kidding, old man's finger [A] fucking.
Teddy [G] sucking, then you'll want the knife [E] stuck in.
I don't blame you, that's why I catch them in advance.
While a stick is still in advance, they never get the chance.
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only [A] 13.
Looking forward [G] to get time, you know what I [E] mean?
Bring me some onions and a Slurpee.
Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes.
And within 20 minutes, here comes a [A] fucking doctor.
Knocking on [G] my door, a pedophile [B] butt knocker.
[E] Come in, have a seat.
And then I stroll in, with the all purpose hunting blade, straight up his car.
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching [A] nobody.
Chain him up by a foot in [Gb] the basement.
Bodies.
Please, [A] Mr.
Krauser, you don't [Ab] have to do this.
Zip it.
[G] Wait, [Gb] please, I've got money.
[A] Shut it, fucker.
[Ab] Please, we can work this out.
[G] Silence, I said.
Stick [E] them necks to this other fool, both left for dead.
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head.
Cut their fucking tits off, stick them in each other's mouth.
Now, what y'all talking about?
I'm probably gonna burn, for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn.
[C] From this, there's nothing I'ma earn.
[G] But it sure [E] is fun.
I [G] said it sure [E] is fun.
[G] Damn, it sure [E] is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn.
From [C] this, there's nothing I'ma earn.
[G] But it [E] sure is fun.
I said it sure is fun.
That's a natural predator.
_ What's in the [Em] bag?
No, what, no, what, no, what, no.
Onions [E] and condoms.
What's in the [Em] bag?
No, what, no, what, no, what, no.
What's in [E] _ _ the [Em] bag?
No, what, no, what, no, what, no.
Onions [E] and condoms.
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't _ mean to.
The house is getting funky.
While he's in the basement, stinking.
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face screen on, go down the hall, and I'm like, what the fuck?
I'ma go downstairs [A] and beat their ass sometimes, cause they ease my [E] mind.
Some of them are dead, and some are still living.
But I'ma hurt them every chance that I'm given.
[Em] I hit them with a nail gun or a [A] stun gun.
They [G] can't run, so they both [E] mad fun.
I was sawing their head off when I heard the doorbell.
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well, I took my spot.
Come in, I'll be right [A] there.
But I left their head sitting on a living room [E] chair.
He seen it land, I had to give chase.
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face.
I threw it, stuck him in the back, and the [A] neck still in my drawers.
I dragged him home a bloody [Gb] wreck.
AHHHHH!
[A] Somebody!
[Ab] AHHHH!
Zippy!
[G] _ [Gb] Help!
Please!
[A] Shut it the fuck up!
[Ab] AHHHHH!
[G] People are looking, [E] silence!
A bus full of high school kids watched it happen.
He kept screaming like a pansy, displayed by slap.
And plus the neighbors seen it.
It's told in the mailman, but they all never said nothing about it again.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn.
From [C] this there's nothing [B] I'ma earn.
But it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it [E] sure is fun.
[G] And it [E] sure is fun.
I'm probably [Ebm] gonna burn, for [D] there's ain't no lesson to learn.
From [C] this there's nothing [B] I'ma earn.
[G] But it [E] sure is fun.
[G] Said it sure [E] is fun.
I'm probably gonna burn.
Yo, Liz.
Meanwhile, back at [B] the house.
Hey, come on in.
[E] What kind of alcohol did you [Em] bring?
I brought Absolute Citron.
I brought [E] Mandarin Orange.
I brought a [Em] shot of Jägermeister.
Wow.
[B] In several cases, the men were asked to bring [Em] food, alcohol, and condoms.
Law enforcement [E] says this helps show an intent to solicit a minor.
What have we got [Em] here?
Bag of Funyuns.
Funyuns?
What about condoms?
Did