Chords for To the bone (sped up/nightcore)

_ _ Sans?
Sans!
Wake up!
[E] What is it, dude?
[Dm] A human has [A] fallen from the surface [Bb] world!
Really?
[A] And you got a bone to [Dm] pick with him?
No time for puns!
Come on, that was a real rib [E] tickler!
Enough!
[Dm] _ [A] Alright, [Bb] here we go again.
[A] _
_ [Dm] Welcome to [G] the underground!
[F] How was [E] the fall?
[Dm] If you [G] wanna look [D] around, give us [A] a call!
[Dm] We don't [G] see humans often.
[F] We're [E] happy you just walked [Dm] in.
I'll be [G] so popular when [C] I show all the [A] monsters what I just brought [D] in!
Hey, who are [Bb] you?
Mind your manners!
Can it, Sans?
[A] No time for manners!
Excuse my brother, [Bb] he's a bit eccentric.
You're just lazy [A] and apathetic!
[Dm] Call me what you want, [Bb] I got thick skin!
Another bad joke and [A] I'm finished with him!
We are monsters, [Bb] the awfulest [C] kind!
Mess with us [A] takes a lot of [D] spine!
We [G] can relate [Bb] to your [Am]
determination
[D] Because [G] we [Bb] monsters have [Dm] our own evasion
[G] Humans _ [Bb] betrayed us [A] and left us [D] burning
One [G] day we'll [Bb] make our way [A] back to [Dm] the surface
Through [G] all your [Bb] troubles [A] your sins will [Dm] follow
You'll [Gm] conspire [Bb] when sins are [A] easy to [Dm] swallow
Those [Gm] who are real [Bb] monsters are [Dm] now you should know
You've got [Bb] this story [Dm] down to the bone!
Hey Sans!
What?
The last line of the chorus is a [E] pun!
[Dm] You imbecile!
That was [Bb] very_
clever!
[A] Thanks, buddy.
[Dm] You're stuck [A] in the underground!
Thanks to [E] the fall!
[Dm] Good luck [G] ever getting [C] out!
Prepare [A] to brawl!
_ [D] You can [G] show mercy to [F] us!
Or turn [E] all of us to [D] dust!
Is your [A] heart full of evil?
[C] Or full [E] of love?
I, [Db] the Great Papyrus, [C] challenge you [A] to try getting by us!
That's the human [Dbm] with one of your puzzles!
[E] Zillion Sans, [Ab] that will even be funneled!
[Db] I dare you to try!
But I don't believe in you!
[C] Smells like the [A]
[D] creepypastas ready!
I've been Sans, [Db] I'm not with the joke!
[Am] It sounds like someone's funny or [D] joking!
We [G] can relate [Bb] to your [A]
determination
[D] _ [G] Because we [Bb] monsters have [Dm] our own [D] evasion
I [G] am the [Bb] mastermind, [Dm] he's my accomplice
You're [G] only still [Bb] alive because [Dm] I made a promise
You'll [G] lose your [Bb] mind when you [Am] wander for [Dm] hours
You [Gm] might even [Bb] decide to start [Am] knocking [Dm] those flowers
It's [Gm] the real [Bb] monster, [A] now you should know
[Dm] You've [Gm] cut this [Bb] story [Dm] down to the bone
[A] Someday I'll join [Bb] the Royal [Gm] Guard
When I catch this child, can [A] it be that _ [D] hard?
If I'm being honest, my brother ain't nothing but harmless
I know you and all that you want
[F] You'll get a lot more [Em] from Sans than a pawn
[D] The deeper you go, the messier it gets
If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
And if you couldn't [F] tell, I get so bored I amuse myself
Down [G] here in the [Dm] underground, you're all [E]
alone
[Dm] We want [G] you to tell you [C] now, you're [A] cut to bone
_ [Dm] If you [G] survive this [D] prison, you will [E] know [D] nihilism
Don't mess [G] around with [D] monsters, this set of tiny [Dm] children
Ha!
You come [Bb] far, but soon you'll stumble
[C] When I stump you [A] with some ZUNYA JUMBLE
[Dm] I'm not so sure [Bb] you'll get on with [C] that
I'll eat him [A] with my special attack!
[Bb] Leave me alone!
[C] You know I got a [A] knack for a [D] trombone
One more pun [Bb] and I'll be [C] done!
But ain't two [A] skulls better than [D] one?
We [G] can't [Bb] believe your [A]
determination
[D] _ [G] Because we [Bb] monsters [A] have a [Dm] motivation
You [G] know you're a [Bb] skull, ain't for [A] any patrol
[D] We [Gm] can't play [Bb] a game, if [A] you tell [Dm] your soul
I've [G] got my [Bb] eye on you
[A]
Just [D] watch it, I'll [G] find any [Bb] skeletons [Dm] inside your closet
It's [G] the real [Bb] monster, [A] now you should know
You've [G] cut this [Bb] story [Dm] down