Chords for Toast by Evan Stephens Hall

_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [D] It's late, [Abm] I'm gonna find [A] some hungry [G] person toast.
[E] _ _ Get some [E] bread and roast [A] it in the machine for that. _
[E] Oh great, nothing [A] is shiny and interesting.
_ [Db] I wanna check it out [E] forever [A] and think of nothing else.
_ Oh wait, oh [E] shit, [A] I forgot about the toast. _ _
Chillin' in the [Em] toaster [A] for half an hour. _
_ Think quick, act fast, ask the internet.
[E] _ _ _ Help me solve the issue, hold your toasted bread.
_ [D] So many [Gbm] _ _ _ suggestions, _ _ _
[A] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ you [A] answered _ [D] my _ [Gbm] question. _
[A] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ Considering [G] my options more carefully [Eb] than most.
_ _ Seeming [F] like the microwave might [Bb] save this piece of [F] toast. _ _
Too long, [G] too short, have about [Eb] 15 seconds.
_ The microwave [G] completes and beeps, steamy [F] bread now beckons.
_ _ [Eb] Oh boy, oh [F] man, [Bb] let's introduce [Eb] the jam. _ _
Blueberry and strawberry [Bbm] and [Gm] boysenberry, yeah.
[Eb] And _ now the [F] moment [Bb] we've all been waiting [Eb] for.
I _ can't [C] believe you get to [Bb] see what's finally [Gm] in store. _ _
I take [F] a bite, it's [Bb] not great but it's [Eb] alright.
_ _ _ Considering the [Bb] circumstance I guess it's [Eb] pretty tight.
_ [D] The [Eb] end, the heel, [F] _ [Bb] it's just the way [Eb] I feel. _ _
What [C] started as a [Bb] hearty snack became a decent [Eb] meal.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _