Chords for Tobuscus Dramatic Song (Lyrics)

Don't watch this! _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ [G] _ [Ab] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [C] Your foreign [F] grandma would love [C] this [Ab] song.
Please send it to [G] her, [Fm] and she'll probably [Cm] tell her foreign [C] friends about the [Bb] song her grandson or [Fm] daughter sent her [Ab] today.
This song [Fm] might hit the charts [D] in her [Cm] country if parts sounded like CAUTLAY.
_ [Bb] _ _ If the [Fm] chorus sounds like [G] _ CAUTLAY.
[C] _ [C] Then I [F] put some la-la-las [Eb] in [Ab] there.
La-la-la-la [D]-la, la-la-la-la [Cm]-la-la.
Hopefully [C] your foreign grandma [Bb] listens to [Fm] this song every [Ab] day.
And if [Fm] she asks you to [Cm] translate the lyrics, here's what you say.
A perfect translation [Bb] does not [Ab] exist.
_ Well, at [Fm] [G] least not in your [Cm] language.
But [C] if you must know [Bb] where, picture [Ab] this.
Fifty billion [G] rainbows and the sun is [C] setting and the moon is setting also.
And you're [Bb] there in a [Ab] gazebo.
And then God descends from [Cm] heaven and he gives you a million dollars.
Take that feeling [Bb] and [Fm] put it into [Ab] a song.
I could [Fm] translate [Cm] word by word but that'd take too long.
And I've got stuff to do, Grandma.
[Bb] [Fm] I don't have time [Ab] for this.
You gotta trust me, [Cm] Grandma.
This freakin' song is [G] brilliant. _ _ _