Chords for Toll Booth Willie
Tempo:
88.95 bpm
Chords used:
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Eb
B
Db
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Welcome to Wista.
[C] $1.25 please.
Hey, how you doing Toad Booth Willie?
Good, thanks for asking, pal.
Oh, that's great.
You know, [N] considering you're a fucking idiot.
Go fuck yourself, you son of a bitch!
I'll come right out of the booth and fucking whack you, you fucking [E] prick!
Hey, hey, Willie.
How's it going?
[Eb] Hey, can't complain, pal.
How's Bayou?
Oh, great, great.
How much?
The state charge is $1.25, [B] pal.
That's fine.
Now, should I give you the money or should I shove [Eb] the quarters directly up your fat ass?
Why, you fucking hag-on!
I'll fucking [Db] count and [N] fist your fucking head with a Louisville fucking slugger!
What do you think of that, ass fuck?
Hi, Willie.
Oh, nice to see you, ma'am.
Not a bad day, [Ab] huh?
Well, I'm a little lost.
Could you help me out?
I hear you're the best, Victor.
[N] Well, I know my way around New England, I can tell you that much.
So, where are you headed?
Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass.
You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fucking
You fucking bitch!
Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fucking toll, you dirty whore!
I'll fucking drop you [B] with a boot to the [F] fucking skull, you cum-guzzling queen!
Hey, Willie.
Hey, how are you?
Is it $1.25?
Go fuck [C] yourself.
Die, you fucking prick!
I hope you choke on a fucking [Eb] bottle cap, you fucking son of a fuck!
Eat [B] shit!
Eat my shit!
Hello, [Eb] Willie.
Good to see you.
Ah, Bishop Nelson.
Nice to see you.
That [E] was quite a sermon you had the other day.
Hey, Willie, [Bb] I do my best.
$1.25, [Ebm] Bishop.
$1.25, [E] Willie?
Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of [Bb] dog shit?
[Ab] Oh, [N] have another one, you fucking lush!
It's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night, [C] you fucking douchebag!
Hey.
Well, hey.
Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat [N] ass?
Well, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard!
Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking repeating shit!
Hi.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
Fine, thank you.
How much is the toll, please?
For you, sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty, [Db] thanks.
Here you go.
Thank you.
[G] Hey, hey, [Db] honey!
Would you like a receipt with that?
Oh, I almost forgot.
Thank you so much.
[Db] And here you are.
Do you think you could sign it?
[N] Or, uh, sign it?
Yeah, sign, Toll-Booze Willie with here.
Okay, sure.
By the way, what is this for?
Just so I could have proof for my friend that I met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive.
You understand?
Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers!
You're gonna [Gbm] die, bitch!
I'm [F] coming out of the booze!
[A] My fucking leg!
Hey, you ran over Toll-Booze Willie.
Oh my god.
I was always [N] wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky dick [B] licker.
You fucking prick.
I fucking heal every fucking word you're saying.
[Eb] When this fucking leg heals, I'm gonna kick you [E] guys new fucking assholes!
Fuck you, you motherfuckers!
I [G] swear, when this fucking heals, I'll see you at the hospital!
Fuck the hospital!
[E]
[C] $1.25 please.
Hey, how you doing Toad Booth Willie?
Good, thanks for asking, pal.
Oh, that's great.
You know, [N] considering you're a fucking idiot.
Go fuck yourself, you son of a bitch!
I'll come right out of the booth and fucking whack you, you fucking [E] prick!
Hey, hey, Willie.
How's it going?
[Eb] Hey, can't complain, pal.
How's Bayou?
Oh, great, great.
How much?
The state charge is $1.25, [B] pal.
That's fine.
Now, should I give you the money or should I shove [Eb] the quarters directly up your fat ass?
Why, you fucking hag-on!
I'll fucking [Db] count and [N] fist your fucking head with a Louisville fucking slugger!
What do you think of that, ass fuck?
Hi, Willie.
Oh, nice to see you, ma'am.
Not a bad day, [Ab] huh?
Well, I'm a little lost.
Could you help me out?
I hear you're the best, Victor.
[N] Well, I know my way around New England, I can tell you that much.
So, where are you headed?
Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass.
You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fucking
You fucking bitch!
Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fucking toll, you dirty whore!
I'll fucking drop you [B] with a boot to the [F] fucking skull, you cum-guzzling queen!
Hey, Willie.
Hey, how are you?
Is it $1.25?
Go fuck [C] yourself.
Die, you fucking prick!
I hope you choke on a fucking [Eb] bottle cap, you fucking son of a fuck!
Eat [B] shit!
Eat my shit!
Hello, [Eb] Willie.
Good to see you.
Ah, Bishop Nelson.
Nice to see you.
That [E] was quite a sermon you had the other day.
Hey, Willie, [Bb] I do my best.
$1.25, [Ebm] Bishop.
$1.25, [E] Willie?
Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of [Bb] dog shit?
[Ab] Oh, [N] have another one, you fucking lush!
It's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night, [C] you fucking douchebag!
Hey.
Well, hey.
Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat [N] ass?
Well, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard!
Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking repeating shit!
Hi.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
Fine, thank you.
How much is the toll, please?
For you, sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty, [Db] thanks.
Here you go.
Thank you.
[G] Hey, hey, [Db] honey!
Would you like a receipt with that?
Oh, I almost forgot.
Thank you so much.
[Db] And here you are.
Do you think you could sign it?
[N] Or, uh, sign it?
Yeah, sign, Toll-Booze Willie with here.
Okay, sure.
By the way, what is this for?
Just so I could have proof for my friend that I met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive.
You understand?
Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers!
You're gonna [Gbm] die, bitch!
I'm [F] coming out of the booze!
[A] My fucking leg!
Hey, you ran over Toll-Booze Willie.
Oh my god.
I was always [N] wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky dick [B] licker.
You fucking prick.
I fucking heal every fucking word you're saying.
[Eb] When this fucking leg heals, I'm gonna kick you [E] guys new fucking assholes!
Fuck you, you motherfuckers!
I [G] swear, when this fucking heals, I'll see you at the hospital!
Fuck the hospital!
[E]
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Welcome to Wista.
[C] $1.25 please.
Hey, how you doing Toad Booth Willie?
Good, thanks for asking, pal.
Oh, that's great.
You know, [N] considering you're a fucking idiot.
Go fuck yourself, you son of a bitch!
I'll come right out of the booth and fucking whack you, you fucking [E] prick!
Hey, hey, Willie.
How's it going?
[Eb] Hey, can't complain, pal.
How's Bayou?
Oh, great, great.
How much?
The state charge is $1.25, [B] pal.
That's fine.
Now, should I give you the money or should I shove [Eb] the quarters directly up your fat ass?
Why, you fucking hag-on!
I'll fucking [Db] count and [N] fist your fucking head with a Louisville fucking slugger!
What do you think of that, ass fuck?
Hi, Willie.
_ Oh, nice to see you, ma'am.
Not a bad day, [Ab] huh?
Well, I'm a little lost.
Could you help me out?
I hear you're the best, Victor.
[N] Well, I know my way around New England, I can tell you that much.
So, where are you headed?
Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass.
You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fucking_
You fucking bitch!
Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fucking toll, you dirty whore!
I'll fucking drop you [B] with a boot to the [F] fucking skull, you cum-guzzling queen!
Hey, Willie.
Hey, how are you?
Is it $1.25?
Go fuck [C] yourself.
Die, you fucking prick!
I hope you choke on a fucking [Eb] bottle cap, you fucking son of a fuck!
Eat [B] shit!
Eat my shit!
Hello, [Eb] Willie.
Good to see you.
Ah, Bishop Nelson.
Nice to see you.
That [E] was quite a sermon you had the other day.
Hey, Willie, [Bb] I do my best.
$1.25, [Ebm] Bishop.
$1.25, [E] Willie?
Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of [Bb] dog shit?
[Ab] Oh, [N] have another one, you fucking lush!
It's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night, [C] you fucking douchebag!
Hey.
Well, hey.
Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat [N] ass?
Well, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard!
Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking repeating shit!
Hi.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
Fine, thank you.
How much is the toll, please?
For you, sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty, [Db] thanks.
Here you go.
Thank you.
[G] Hey, hey, [Db] honey!
Would you like a receipt with that?
Oh, I almost forgot.
Thank you so much.
[Db] And here you are.
Do you think you could sign it?
[N] _ Or, uh, sign it?
Yeah, sign, Toll-Booze Willie with here.
Okay, sure.
By the way, what is this for?
Just so I could have proof for my friend that I met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive.
You understand?
Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers!
You're gonna [Gbm] die, bitch!
I'm [F] coming out of the booze! _ _
_ _ [A] My fucking leg!
Hey, you ran over Toll-Booze Willie.
Oh my god.
I was always [N] wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky dick [B] licker.
You fucking prick.
I fucking heal every fucking word you're saying.
[Eb] When this fucking leg heals, I'm gonna kick you [E] guys new fucking assholes!
Fuck you, you motherfuckers!
I [G] swear, when this fucking heals, I'll see you at the hospital!
Fuck the hospital!
_ [E] _ _ _ _
[C] $1.25 please.
Hey, how you doing Toad Booth Willie?
Good, thanks for asking, pal.
Oh, that's great.
You know, [N] considering you're a fucking idiot.
Go fuck yourself, you son of a bitch!
I'll come right out of the booth and fucking whack you, you fucking [E] prick!
Hey, hey, Willie.
How's it going?
[Eb] Hey, can't complain, pal.
How's Bayou?
Oh, great, great.
How much?
The state charge is $1.25, [B] pal.
That's fine.
Now, should I give you the money or should I shove [Eb] the quarters directly up your fat ass?
Why, you fucking hag-on!
I'll fucking [Db] count and [N] fist your fucking head with a Louisville fucking slugger!
What do you think of that, ass fuck?
Hi, Willie.
_ Oh, nice to see you, ma'am.
Not a bad day, [Ab] huh?
Well, I'm a little lost.
Could you help me out?
I hear you're the best, Victor.
[N] Well, I know my way around New England, I can tell you that much.
So, where are you headed?
Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass.
You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fucking_
You fucking bitch!
Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fucking toll, you dirty whore!
I'll fucking drop you [B] with a boot to the [F] fucking skull, you cum-guzzling queen!
Hey, Willie.
Hey, how are you?
Is it $1.25?
Go fuck [C] yourself.
Die, you fucking prick!
I hope you choke on a fucking [Eb] bottle cap, you fucking son of a fuck!
Eat [B] shit!
Eat my shit!
Hello, [Eb] Willie.
Good to see you.
Ah, Bishop Nelson.
Nice to see you.
That [E] was quite a sermon you had the other day.
Hey, Willie, [Bb] I do my best.
$1.25, [Ebm] Bishop.
$1.25, [E] Willie?
Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of [Bb] dog shit?
[Ab] Oh, [N] have another one, you fucking lush!
It's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night, [C] you fucking douchebag!
Hey.
Well, hey.
Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat [N] ass?
Well, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard!
Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking repeating shit!
Hi.
Oh, hi.
How are you?
Fine, thank you.
How much is the toll, please?
For you, sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty, [Db] thanks.
Here you go.
Thank you.
[G] Hey, hey, [Db] honey!
Would you like a receipt with that?
Oh, I almost forgot.
Thank you so much.
[Db] And here you are.
Do you think you could sign it?
[N] _ Or, uh, sign it?
Yeah, sign, Toll-Booze Willie with here.
Okay, sure.
By the way, what is this for?
Just so I could have proof for my friend that I met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive.
You understand?
Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers!
You're gonna [Gbm] die, bitch!
I'm [F] coming out of the booze! _ _
_ _ [A] My fucking leg!
Hey, you ran over Toll-Booze Willie.
Oh my god.
I was always [N] wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky dick [B] licker.
You fucking prick.
I fucking heal every fucking word you're saying.
[Eb] When this fucking leg heals, I'm gonna kick you [E] guys new fucking assholes!
Fuck you, you motherfuckers!
I [G] swear, when this fucking heals, I'll see you at the hospital!
Fuck the hospital!
_ [E] _ _ _ _