Straight White Male Chords by Tom Macdonald

[B] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [A]
[F#] Straight white [C#] male, [F#] hate [C#] myself.
[F#m] Mad that my skin's so pale.
Got white privilege [C#] so I [F#m] cannot fail.
The world told [C#] me I'm [F#m] evil still.
I break the law but I escape the jail.
My diet only [D] mayonnaise and [F#m] kale.
I went to school and I pay my taxes.
I use the [D] grammar, I'm bad as hell.
I'm not a [N] Nazi.
I like white people, black Jesus, black Santa, black coffee.
I'm not a racist.
I like Hispanics and Negroes and natives and Asians.
Black power says I'm the problem.
Girl power says I'm the issue.
Gay rights think I'm trying to stop them.
I'll let y'all trip and I'll get you [F#m] some tissues.
Y'all have been painting me villainous.
I'm not the one setting fire to your [C#] villages.
I'm not the man that is [A] raping and pillaging.
I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants.
Maybe all whites look the same
and you think that I'm somebody else.
So it's cool.
[C#] Honestly, I think that everyone looks alike
if they ain't white and I'm sorry, it's true.
_ [F#m] Straight _ white male. _ _
I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate.
Straight white _ male.
Police pull me over, I LOL in they face.
Straight white male.
_ _ Yes, I'm the blame for the life that you can't escape.
Straight white male.
_ _ So easy to be me, hee, hee, hee, hee, I'm feeling gay.
Straight white [C#] male, [F#] I'm so frail.
Mom, [F#m] I gotta pay my bills.
Shotguns and [C#] meth are both [F#] on [D] sale.
[F#m] I'm gonna need to treat myself.
I only listen to country music.
I only marry my second cousins.
I only cry when my team is losing.
I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims.
Y'all blame me for building the system.
Y'all blame me for wages.
We're paying the women.
Y'all blame me [A#] for rights that gay people not [Bm] giving.
You blame me for talking when I should just listen.
You [F#] blame me, the same me, the praise that we winning
and hate me for slavery.
And lately I'm tripping that daily.
You shame [A#] me for having [G#] opinions on race
and our country [F#] and everything in it.
All right, y'all don't gotta [F#m] be my friends.
Y'all don't gotta like white men.
[C#] Y'all don't gotta hold my hand.
Y'all [A] don't gotta have my back.
Y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta,
y'all don't gotta see my side.
Y'all don't gotta be down to ride.
[C#] Y'all don't gotta do anything but ghost.
And I'mma do me even when it's the most, yeah.
_ [D#] _ _ [F#m] Slave white man.
_ _ I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate.
Slave white man.
_ _ Police pull me over, I LOL in they face.
Slave white _ _ man.
Yes, I'm to blame for the life that you can't see.
_ _ _ Slave white man.
So easy to see me, hee, hee, hee, hee, I'm feeling good.
Man, [F#] you're so mean, you're so racist.
[F#m] You're ugly, you're so basic.
[F#] You said that something, [D] something, [F#m] something,
[C#] and we're retard [A] Satan.
[F#] I can't believe the bullshit song [F#m] lyrics that you're okay with.
Kill [C#] yourself while [F#] live on [D] Facebook.
I [F#m] want the notification.
I don't care if y'all ain't right.
I'll be praying that you die.
I'll be doing my own thing.
I hope you're happy with your life.
You're a Nazi, you're a moron, you're a huge waste of my time.
I'm just straight and white and male, I'm not the worst, I'm just a guy.
Slave white _ man.
_ I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate.
Slave white _ man.
_ Police pull me over, I LOL in they face.
Slave white _ _ _ man.
Yes, I'm to blame for the life that you can't see. _ _ _ _
Slave white man.
So easy to see me, _ I'm feeling gay. _ _ _ _
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