Chords for Tom Waits - "Barber Shop"
Tempo:
66.1 bpm
Chords used:
G
Bb
E
D
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Bb] [G]
[Ebm] [G]
[E] [Bb] [G]
Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, snip, [G] snip, but your haircut is as short as mine.
Good morning, Miss [E] Snip, snip, [G] snip, but your haircut is as short as mine.
Hair from Lucky Tiger, butcher [Bb] wax, cracker jacks, shoe shines, heartbreaker magazines,
and these [Bb] waxes.
[Ab] [N] Hang around [D] the barber shop beside Bernie [G] Close, but I'm gonna miss the Ferguson.
[Bb] [C] Who wants a good word [G] with you?
Staying out of trouble like a [E] good boy should.
[Bb] [G] Are these steel curtain hairs?
Steel curtain glasses?
Got a couple passes to the ring, brush, barber, baby, circus this afternoon.
You lost a little round the middle, you're looking real good.
Sitting on the wagons that are [Gm] under.
Whoa, slow [C] down, Mr.
[G] Brown.
I heard your boy's leaving [Gm] town.
I bought myself a [G] struggle mug and suckers pile of blue.
[Bb] [Eb] Badass.
[Bb] Throw me over Sports [G] Bay.
[E] Cincinnati looking good.
[Dm] I [G] always been from Pittsburgh, [D] and I'll [E] lay you ten to one.
The pirates get the credit, the series watered down.
The [Dbm] hairs getting [D] longer.
[Bb] You know the skirts are getting shorter.
I [C] know that you can [E] get a cheaper haircut if you want to cross the [G] border.
Mama's out here smoking bets and [Db] kicking your [G] ass.
[D] I know you put it out of your juvenile and put it out fast.
[Bb] [G] Well, if I had a million dollars, what would I do?
[C] Probably be a barber, not a [Gm] bum like [G] you.
Still got your paper out, and that's just fine.
[Bb] [G] You can pay me double because you [Gm] chipped it last time.
[Ab] [Bb]
[G] [Bb] I know that you can keep a little suckers, but spend it on a girl.
[G]
And just remember that I [Em] gave a pair for haircut in the [Bb] whole wide [G] world.
I gave a pair for haircut in the whole wide world.
[Bb] [G] Oh, man.
Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, Snip, [G] Snip.
Your haircut is as short as mine.
[Em] Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, Snip, [G] Snip.
Your haircut is as short.
You got your haircut is as short.
You got your [E] haircut is as short as mine.
[Bb] [G] Oh, yeah.
[Bb] [G]
[Ebm] [G]
[E] [Bb] [G]
Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, snip, [G] snip, but your haircut is as short as mine.
Good morning, Miss [E] Snip, snip, [G] snip, but your haircut is as short as mine.
Hair from Lucky Tiger, butcher [Bb] wax, cracker jacks, shoe shines, heartbreaker magazines,
and these [Bb] waxes.
[Ab] [N] Hang around [D] the barber shop beside Bernie [G] Close, but I'm gonna miss the Ferguson.
[Bb] [C] Who wants a good word [G] with you?
Staying out of trouble like a [E] good boy should.
[Bb] [G] Are these steel curtain hairs?
Steel curtain glasses?
Got a couple passes to the ring, brush, barber, baby, circus this afternoon.
You lost a little round the middle, you're looking real good.
Sitting on the wagons that are [Gm] under.
Whoa, slow [C] down, Mr.
[G] Brown.
I heard your boy's leaving [Gm] town.
I bought myself a [G] struggle mug and suckers pile of blue.
[Bb] [Eb] Badass.
[Bb] Throw me over Sports [G] Bay.
[E] Cincinnati looking good.
[Dm] I [G] always been from Pittsburgh, [D] and I'll [E] lay you ten to one.
The pirates get the credit, the series watered down.
The [Dbm] hairs getting [D] longer.
[Bb] You know the skirts are getting shorter.
I [C] know that you can [E] get a cheaper haircut if you want to cross the [G] border.
Mama's out here smoking bets and [Db] kicking your [G] ass.
[D] I know you put it out of your juvenile and put it out fast.
[Bb] [G] Well, if I had a million dollars, what would I do?
[C] Probably be a barber, not a [Gm] bum like [G] you.
Still got your paper out, and that's just fine.
[Bb] [G] You can pay me double because you [Gm] chipped it last time.
[Ab] [Bb]
[G] [Bb] I know that you can keep a little suckers, but spend it on a girl.
[G]
And just remember that I [Em] gave a pair for haircut in the [Bb] whole wide [G] world.
I gave a pair for haircut in the whole wide world.
[Bb] [G] Oh, man.
Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, Snip, [G] Snip.
Your haircut is as short as mine.
[Em] Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, Snip, [G] Snip.
Your haircut is as short.
You got your haircut is as short.
You got your [E] haircut is as short as mine.
[Bb] [G] Oh, yeah.
[Bb] [G]
Key:
G
Bb
E
D
C
G
Bb
E
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ _ _
_ Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, snip, [G] snip, but your haircut is as short as mine.
Good morning, Miss [E] Snip, snip, [G] snip, but your haircut is as short as mine.
Hair from Lucky Tiger, butcher [Bb] wax, cracker jacks, shoe shines, heartbreaker magazines,
and these [Bb] waxes.
_ [Ab] _ [N] Hang around [D] the barber shop beside Bernie [G] Close, but I'm gonna miss the Ferguson.
[Bb] [C] Who wants a good word [G] with you?
Staying out of trouble like a [E] good boy should.
_ [Bb] [G] Are these steel curtain hairs?
Steel curtain glasses?
Got a couple passes to the ring, brush, barber, baby, circus this afternoon.
_ _ _ _ You lost a little round the middle, you're looking real good.
Sitting on the wagons that are [Gm] under.
Whoa, slow [C] down, Mr.
[G] Brown.
I heard your boy's leaving [Gm] town.
I bought myself a [G] struggle mug and suckers pile of blue.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] Badass. _ _
[Bb] Throw me over Sports [G] Bay.
[E] Cincinnati looking good.
[Dm] I [G] always been from Pittsburgh, [D] and I'll [E] lay you ten to one.
The pirates get the credit, the series watered down.
The [Dbm] hairs getting [D] longer.
[Bb] You know the skirts are getting shorter.
I [C] know that you can [E] get a cheaper haircut if you want to cross the [G] border.
Mama's out here smoking bets and [Db] kicking your [G] ass.
[D] I know you put it out of your juvenile and put it out fast.
[Bb] [G] Well, if I had a million dollars, what would I do?
[C] Probably be a barber, not a [Gm] bum like [G] you.
Still got your paper out, and that's just fine.
_ _ [Bb] [G] You can pay me double because you [Gm] chipped it last time.
_ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ [Bb] _ I know that you can keep a little suckers, but spend it on a girl.
_ [G]
And just remember that I [Em] gave a pair for haircut in the [Bb] whole wide [G] world.
I gave a pair for haircut in the whole wide world.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ Oh, man.
_ Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, Snip, [G] Snip.
Your haircut is as short as mine.
[Em] Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, Snip, [G] Snip.
Your haircut is as short.
You got your haircut is as short.
You got your [E] haircut is as short as mine.
[Bb] _ [G] _ Oh, yeah.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ _ _
_ Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, snip, [G] snip, but your haircut is as short as mine.
Good morning, Miss [E] Snip, snip, [G] snip, but your haircut is as short as mine.
Hair from Lucky Tiger, butcher [Bb] wax, cracker jacks, shoe shines, heartbreaker magazines,
and these [Bb] waxes.
_ [Ab] _ [N] Hang around [D] the barber shop beside Bernie [G] Close, but I'm gonna miss the Ferguson.
[Bb] [C] Who wants a good word [G] with you?
Staying out of trouble like a [E] good boy should.
_ [Bb] [G] Are these steel curtain hairs?
Steel curtain glasses?
Got a couple passes to the ring, brush, barber, baby, circus this afternoon.
_ _ _ _ You lost a little round the middle, you're looking real good.
Sitting on the wagons that are [Gm] under.
Whoa, slow [C] down, Mr.
[G] Brown.
I heard your boy's leaving [Gm] town.
I bought myself a [G] struggle mug and suckers pile of blue.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] Badass. _ _
[Bb] Throw me over Sports [G] Bay.
[E] Cincinnati looking good.
[Dm] I [G] always been from Pittsburgh, [D] and I'll [E] lay you ten to one.
The pirates get the credit, the series watered down.
The [Dbm] hairs getting [D] longer.
[Bb] You know the skirts are getting shorter.
I [C] know that you can [E] get a cheaper haircut if you want to cross the [G] border.
Mama's out here smoking bets and [Db] kicking your [G] ass.
[D] I know you put it out of your juvenile and put it out fast.
[Bb] [G] Well, if I had a million dollars, what would I do?
[C] Probably be a barber, not a [Gm] bum like [G] you.
Still got your paper out, and that's just fine.
_ _ [Bb] [G] You can pay me double because you [Gm] chipped it last time.
_ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ [Bb] _ I know that you can keep a little suckers, but spend it on a girl.
_ [G]
And just remember that I [Em] gave a pair for haircut in the [Bb] whole wide [G] world.
I gave a pair for haircut in the whole wide world.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ Oh, man.
_ Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, Snip, [G] Snip.
Your haircut is as short as mine.
[Em] Good morning, Miss [Bb] Snip, Snip, [G] Snip.
Your haircut is as short.
You got your haircut is as short.
You got your [E] haircut is as short as mine.
[Bb] _ [G] _ Oh, yeah.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _