Chords for Tommy Collins---Big Dummy

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_ _ Mirror, mirror, what am I this morning?
Big dummy.
What do you call a guy that ain't got no learning?
Big dummy.
[G] I spent every dime that I made last [C] week and there ain't even lipstick on my cheek.
[D] What's another way to say over-leave me?
[G] Big dummy.
[D] I could have kissed her a dozen times last night.
Big dummy.
A pretty little body and I wouldn't hold it tight.
Big dummy.
[G] I ran out of gas in my old clunk [C] and running got my spare can out of my trunk.
[D] Sometimes I think I ought to have been a monk.
[G] Big dummy.
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_ [D] It wasn't very late but I thought I better take her on in.
Big dummy.
I couldn't hardly talk for the quivering in my chin.
_ [G] She said let's sit in the parlor a [C] while.
She gave me a wink and a great big [D] smile.
I said I better go got a drive 10 [G] miles. Big dummy.
[D] I got up my nerve next week from my big brother Luke.
Now you're talking.
He told me high-stepping gals don't like the spook.
Oh.
[G] But she told me she didn't want me around.
[C] Said to go jump in the river and drown.
[D] She's going out with that naughty Bill [G] Brown.
Big dummy.
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Oh, what a_
I know what I know. _ _ _
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