Chords for Tone-Loc - Funky Cold Medina (Lyrics)

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_ [Ab] I dig it.
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_ _ [G] _ I'm coolin' [Ab] at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action.
But [N] like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction.
The girls all around, but none of them wanna get with me.
But they're at the prep shed, I'm lookin' [C] depth, yo, what's up with [G] that little C?
The girls in a [N] soft jacket at the other end of the bar,
havin' drinks with some no-name chump when they [G] know that I'm the star.
So I got off this old Dover to the other side [N] of the cantina.
I asked the guy, why you so fly?
He said, [A] funky cold [G] Medina. _ _ _ _
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[F] _ _ [C] But [G] folks, _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ this brother told me secrets on how to get [C] more chicks.
[Ab] Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick.
It's better than [N] any alcohol or _ aphrodisiac.
A couple of sips of this love [C] potion won't kill you [G] on your lap.
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg it.
And then he licked his bowl, and he looked at me and did a wild thing on my leg.
He used to [Ab] scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner.
But now all the food is run to my house for the funky [G] cold Medina.
_ You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' [Bb] down my [F] door.
I [C] got Sons of [G] Ladies, Alex from _ Stroh's.
They won't leave my dog alone without Medina, fam.
[C] _ _ [G] _ I went up to this girl.
[Ab] She said, hi, my name is Sheena.
I thought she was good to go with a little funky [G] cold Medina.
She said, I'd like a drink.
I said, um, okay, I'll go get it.
And then a couple of sips, she collected [C] lips, and I knew that [G] she was real.
So I stepped out to my [N] crib, and everything went well as planned.
But when she got up dressed, it was a big ol' mess.
Sheena was a man, so I threw her out, but I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener.
You must be sure that the girl is [Bb] pure for the funky cold [G] Medina.
_ You know, _ [F] ain't no playin' with [G] a man.
_ This is the 80s, and I'm down with the ladies.
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_ [G] Break it down.
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[C] _ _ [G] _ _ Back [N] in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection.
I took a shot, I took a test, and it all good love connection.
[G] The audience voted, and you know, [C] they picked a winner.
I took my date to the Hilton for a Medina [G] and some dinner.
She had a [N] few drinks, so I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
is that she started talkin' about plans for a wedding.
So wait, slow down love, not so fast, or I'll be seein' ya.
That's why I found you don't play [Gb] around with the funky cold Medina.
[G] _ You know what I'm sayin'?
That [A] Medina's a monster, love. _ _
[F] _ _ [Am] Funky [Ab] cold Medina. _ _
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