Chords for Tonight Show (2003) "Designated Fool" Sananda Maitreya aka Terence Trent D'Arby

Yeah, wildcard, the joke of the edition.
First American release in eight years.
Tomorrow he'll be performing at the House of Blues in Chicago.
Please welcome Terrence Trent Darby. _ _
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Greetings.
_ My name is Samantha. _ _
I'm not one of the fans of this one.
_ _ There she goes, speckling on someone
_ for her private school.
_ _ _ There he is, on that sugar that they call
a designated fool.
_ _ _ She's a teacher _ of unbelievable school.
I want to love her, and I'll pay the bill. _
Electrophetics, B.O.s for phonetics
_ in her private school. _ _ _ _ _
Electrophetics, natural and synthetic
a designated fool. _ _ _ _
Right about now, she's regulating on someone
with _ a juicy groove. _ _ _
If I become split, she'll slow me down
and teach me a technical trick.
Some advanced curriculum. _ _ _
She's a master _ of simulating a class.
[Fm]
I want to love her.
I graduated [F] too fast.
_ Electrophetics, B.O.s for phonetics _
in her private school. _ _ _
_ _ Electrophetics, natural and synthetic _
a designated fool.
_ A _ _ designated fool. _ _ _
A designated fool.
A designated fool. _ _
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She's a teacher _ of unbelievable school.
I want to love her, and I'll pay the bill.
You're the only _ one.
I'll be impressed if my son proudly delays
_ until another man comes.
Electrophetics, B.O..s for phonetics _ in her private school. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Electrophetics, natural and synthetic a designated fool. A _ _ _ designated fool. _ _ _ _ A designated fool. _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] A designated fool. [Fm] A _ _ _ [F] designated fool. _ [Fm] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Let me be shot. _ _ _ Oh, Jay, have a seat. _ _ _ I gotta ask you, since you were here, I've never been in a Jay sandwich before. There you go. _ Delicious. _ Speak for yourself. Stuck between two pieces of white bread. There you go. _ Now tell me about [Db] your name. Tell me about the name change. Eight years ago, I had a series of _ revelations. I went through some dreams. I was in a really dark space in my life. And basically I was given this idea that by changing my identity, though it would certainly be at times a difficult transition, it would be worth it, very much worth it. Now your new name pronounce it. Sananda Matria. Sananda Matria. It's the other side of this. Okay, [A] there you go. _ _ [N] Sananda Matria, there you go right there. Cool. Thanks for having me on the show. I appreciate it. Well, thank you. Thanks for coming. Go. _ _ Come on up, man. One time in eight years is not enough. I