Chords for TOOL - Hooker With A Penis (Audio)

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_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ I met a [F] boy wearing fan _ _ 501.
It's a joke.
He's DJ.
He put in phone [D] rings, new tattoos, and played it.
Hey, what's up, DJ? _ _
Back on 92.
_ _ The first decade.
_ _ _ [A] [D] And it's like,
Sip my coke.
He told me that
I weigh one step.
[F] Laying [D] down, laying down.
Talking love to the man.
Well, [C] now I've got [G] some [D] hand gloves for you.
_ _ [F] I'm your boyfriend, [G] so you [D] should know that I'm the man.
[C] I'm the [G] man, and you're [D] the man, and he's the man as well.
_ [F] I'm your fucking [G] finger up [D] your ass. _ _ _
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_ All you know about me is what I'm so sure.
Don't forget, I saw her long before you.
Remember, _ one thing was so much to me.
I'm the man, and you _ _ are. _
_ [C] I've [G] got some [D] hand gloves for you, little buddy.
[F] I'm your boyfriend, [G] so you [D] should know that I'm the man.
[C] I'm the [G] fucking man, and [D] you're the fucking man as well.
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_ _ _ I'm your boyfriend, so you should know that I'm the man.
I'm the man, and you're the man, and he's the man as well.
I'm your boyfriend, so you should know that I'm the man.
I'm the man, and you're the man, and he's the man as well.
[Cm] _ _ [Gbm] _ _ All you know about me [Ab] is what I'm so sure.
Don't forget, I saw her long before [F] you.
Remember, [D] one [A] thing was so [D] much to me.
[Ab] _ _ [D] _ _ Fucking man, [F]
you [G] are.
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_ _ _ TV isn't growing up waiting for your failure to listen.
_ _ _ Why?
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Why?
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Why? _ _ _ _ _
Why?
_ _ _ [Eb] Why? [C] Why?
Say you [D] wouldn't fuck.
You wouldn't fuck.
You bloody fuck! _ _
You bloody fuck!
_ [C] You [D] bloody_
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