Chords for Top 80 Cardiacs Songs

[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [E] I'm a joke, _ _ I'm a crackhead
_ [B] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[E] [A] I'm [F#m] a clown
_ [B] _ _
[C#m] I'm a big _ _ [G#] _ _ [A#] liar
[A] _ [G#] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [D#] I'm _ [G#] _ _ [G] _ _
_ [C#] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [E] _ lying [A] like [G] this
In the mirror [A] and in the [G] reflection
[D]
[Gm] Take care [C] and be kind [F] to my [F#] dog
If you [C#] need me, call [C] me, check my status
[Cm] _
[G] Will you fix [C] me some [D] alcohol?
_ [G#] _ _ [F#] _ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] _ _
[F#] _ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ [E] _ [B] _ _
[Bm] _ [C#m] _ [C] _ _ [G] I'm _ [A] _
_ [C] _ _ [E] _ [B] a [D] liar
_ I'm a [G#] clown
_ [B] _
_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
[C] _ [E] Spiderman's [D] appear [F] in [A] pictures with a [F#] [B] hawk
[A] It sees [F#] them [B] all, [A] it [B] breathes
[G] Spiderman can't have _ [E] two more [D] than that
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _
[A] I'm sinking to float, [C] watching you, I [Em] see all [C#] of the
Thank [B] you, _ _ hallelujah, [A] it's [F] the [G#m] best [C#] thing ever
[F#] It's [C#] too [G#] forgetful, there's too many [F#] irons in [C#m] the [G#m] fire, too many [G] irons
If I [Am] were _ a [E] dog, you'd all [G] be [F#] dead
[A] _ When [E] he _ hangs _ out
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ [A] _ _ [B] He's watching shows [G] on
[B] _ [E] So she's gonna [C] take her ass home
[B] A few moments won't make any difference, not to me
[G] [A#] I can't tell a stick [D] from its back, [G] but sometimes _ _
_ _ [B] _ [E] [A] Jesus, don't [C] give me a _ _ _ _ _ [C#] [A] break _
_ [G] _ [F] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [F] _ _
A mystery, [D] a _ _ [F] shantungle of _ history
[A] In [E] my _ [B] _ _ [C#] _
_ [A] skin, [E] I'm feeling too hot _
[F#] _ [E] _ [G#] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ [G#m] _ I'm [A#] a _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [C#] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [A#] happy mess [Am] that's got [E] all around _ _ _ _ _
It's [A] comicalized _ _ [C] by [E] infancy
We [A] love plain and [F#] _ _ _ Even
_ [A#m] _
[F] A happy _ [Cm] space, [D#] if you dare [A#m] wait
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ [G#] _ _ [D#] _ _ _
[A#] _ _ [F] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [Gm] _ _
[Am] I'm a fool for [A] you
_ [F] _ _ _
[E] _ _ [D#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
It's _ _ [B] _ [F#m] hot as a night, [D]
I'm the only one [A] who can make it [C#] so
That's all it's got [F] to write inside [A#] a [E] empty
[D] In your eyes _
_ [A] I'll put you [C#] _ _ _
[G] _ _ [E] to sleep
House, wall, house, tumbling [D] around in the middle of the [E] fog
So the table's [C] on the ground, [E] I'm up for painting
It's [D] next day or three, [A] it's night
[C] Let's save [E] up this night, [C] let's save up [E] this night
[D] _ _ I'm _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ [E] _ [A] _
[D] _ _ _ drinking out of the glass [A#] of my mouth, I'm wiring [D] everyone
_ _ [F] _ _ _
[D] _ [G#m] [A] To [G#m] grow a [A] feat to [C#] solve my own [B] fun _ [E] time
_ _ [A] _
_ [F] _ [G] Dash my [A#] piano [Bm] in out [E] the alarm, it's time [A] [B] to wake [G] the [A] dead
_ I'll [C#] put my [F] love [D] in a sweet [B] deadly _ [E] _ bar
[A] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
[G#m] _ _ [F] _ _ [C#m] I'm [Dm] _ [Em] _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D#] _ _
[C#] _ _ [F#] dribbling [B] my dirty [G#m]
shoes [E] and
I'm [A] leaving _ [F#] everything [G]
alone
[C] [G] I've got a [D] couple [G] that never comes
[C] And a [G] gay [C] old [G] wop _
[A] _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G#]
[C] We're so [G] badly broken that [A#] we're stuck [Cm] in rhythm _ _
[F] But we're in [A#] love and we're [D#] in love, you [F] too
[G] Drowning [F] girls and drowning boys
Love up and [G] down [F] like stupid [E] toys
They're so fun _
[G] Makes _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [A#] _ [D#] _
_ [G#] me [C#] cry
_ [D#m] _
It's so gay
_ _ _ [E] _
Back to my _ [D#] hero
_ [F] Wop in a name, [C] la la [G#] la
Wop in a [C#] name, la la [D] la
Ice and sky, ice and sweetie
In [A] the [E] short and [F#] the long
[D] _ _ [E] _ [F#] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[F#m] _ [C#m] Seven girls, _ [F#] _ _ [C#m] _
_ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Am] _ _
[A#] _ _ [D] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [Bm] _ seven girls
[E] No no no, [B] just one sight and [C] I go mad
Well it's my [G] anger, I am a ghost
Then she _
[A] releases what's [D] closing on _
_ [F#] _ me
_ _ [A] He's a very special [B] man, [E] he's a very [C#] special man
[A] You [E] TV [G#m] girl, [C] what a [E] player
_ [G] It's _ [A] _ _
_ [B] so _ _ [C] gay
I _
_ [G] _ will take [F] a ride against [C] what's in his [D#] sight
And wear upon [C] my shoulder
[D#] The love of a [A] good [E] son
Then I _ [F#] lie
_ [A] I've [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _
_ [E] _ _ [B] salvation gone wrong
[F#] Happy as [Em] the [E] day is long
And it drags on [B] for [D] long
_ _ [C] _ _ [A] [F] Nay _
[C] He will give _ _ _ himself [Cm] ten _ [F] _ showers [D#] _
_ [A#] a [C#] day
Things [G] just never [A] existed [Dm] today
We need thinkers [G] tomorrow
[F]
That's _ _ _ [C] _ [Dm] not for sex
[A] _ And [G] things were [F] too gay
[G#] Lost in [A#] a lie
I'm [C] dreadful, oh yeah
[A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] It's [B] love
_ [C#] He's spent [F#m] on talking
_ [C#] He's made [B] his [A] way from [B] spending
But [C#] then [B] he did some more
[F] _
[A#] They're _ _ [F] _ [G] _ _ [C#] _
_ [G#m] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _
_ [F] seeing eye to eye
Though [Cm] it doesn't [G] really mind
[A#] Perhaps it's why
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _