Chords for Total Devastation - Da Horny Man
Tempo:
55.25 bpm
Chords used:
F
A
E
D
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A] [F]
It's just the story of a dog, you know.
A traitor's dog.
A nasty dog.
A dirty dog.
A stanky dog.
A status dog.
A horny dog.
Check it [E] out, y'all.
Here it comes.
[F] It's the horny man.
A one, two, mic check it.
I come to get naked, so can you [N] get with it?
Hey honey, can I hit it?
Cause I'm the horny man and I love to hit skin.
See, I got a gym hat, so it's safe to go in.
Getting hot like a toaster, posing on your poster.
Come and take a ride on my love rollercoaster.
Women and women, diving like scuba.
I'm hitting man skins like my man, [E] Grand Buba.
Everybody love me cause I got a lot of flavor.
And plus I'm best known for my sexual behavior.
[F] I'm hung like a hanger, the green weed slanger.
And like the hip squad, I'm a status headbanger.
Addictive like a drug, all you need is a hug.
And you can be loved.
So honey, [C] catch the vibe, cause it's the one to be on.
I'm known for more nicknames than Neon [F] Deoxanders.
Primetime coming from Atlanta.
I'm coming out the mystery like the great Santana.
So now I'm getting hyped, I [A] wanna be like Mike.
And never met a female, not a damn right.
Cause I treat them like a prostitute.
You know I knock your boot, and if they man trips up, well then I'm quick to shoot.
I'm always packing, never lacking when I'm macking.
I come for real up, yeah, acting like you're cracking.
Kicking lots of flavor, call me flavor macalicious.
And I [D] keep a lot of bitches, cause I said that I'm delicious.
I be dipping and diving, and stirring it up like coffee.
Excuse me Mr.
Salty, but your girlfriend won't get off, because I'm hard like a rock.
Tearing up the lock with a 9M Glock and a 10 foot cock.
Produce dope hits, [A] I love big tits.
And plus I'm all that, and a hot bowl of grits.
We're bucking three quarters, so fathers hide your daughters.
Because I'm running through them like my name is Ricky Waters.
I'm a dip and groove, and do a spin move, lot's smooth.
But I ain't got shit to prove, I'm getting love at the pub like Sam Malone.
And I make a bitch moan when it's time to bone.
Cause I'm out them like butter, word to the mother.
And you know, I wanna give blood to my brother.
22 grand, much love to the clams.
Peace out from the motherfucking Horny Man.
Yeah, that shit was nice.
It's the Horny Man, and I'm the one to be on.
It's the Horny Man.
[D] It's the Horny Man.
[F]
It's just the story of a dog, you know.
A traitor's dog.
A nasty dog.
A dirty dog.
A stanky dog.
A status dog.
A horny dog.
Check it [E] out, y'all.
Here it comes.
[F] It's the horny man.
A one, two, mic check it.
I come to get naked, so can you [N] get with it?
Hey honey, can I hit it?
Cause I'm the horny man and I love to hit skin.
See, I got a gym hat, so it's safe to go in.
Getting hot like a toaster, posing on your poster.
Come and take a ride on my love rollercoaster.
Women and women, diving like scuba.
I'm hitting man skins like my man, [E] Grand Buba.
Everybody love me cause I got a lot of flavor.
And plus I'm best known for my sexual behavior.
[F] I'm hung like a hanger, the green weed slanger.
And like the hip squad, I'm a status headbanger.
Addictive like a drug, all you need is a hug.
And you can be loved.
So honey, [C] catch the vibe, cause it's the one to be on.
I'm known for more nicknames than Neon [F] Deoxanders.
Primetime coming from Atlanta.
I'm coming out the mystery like the great Santana.
So now I'm getting hyped, I [A] wanna be like Mike.
And never met a female, not a damn right.
Cause I treat them like a prostitute.
You know I knock your boot, and if they man trips up, well then I'm quick to shoot.
I'm always packing, never lacking when I'm macking.
I come for real up, yeah, acting like you're cracking.
Kicking lots of flavor, call me flavor macalicious.
And I [D] keep a lot of bitches, cause I said that I'm delicious.
I be dipping and diving, and stirring it up like coffee.
Excuse me Mr.
Salty, but your girlfriend won't get off, because I'm hard like a rock.
Tearing up the lock with a 9M Glock and a 10 foot cock.
Produce dope hits, [A] I love big tits.
And plus I'm all that, and a hot bowl of grits.
We're bucking three quarters, so fathers hide your daughters.
Because I'm running through them like my name is Ricky Waters.
I'm a dip and groove, and do a spin move, lot's smooth.
But I ain't got shit to prove, I'm getting love at the pub like Sam Malone.
And I make a bitch moan when it's time to bone.
Cause I'm out them like butter, word to the mother.
And you know, I wanna give blood to my brother.
22 grand, much love to the clams.
Peace out from the motherfucking Horny Man.
Yeah, that shit was nice.
It's the Horny Man, and I'm the one to be on.
It's the Horny Man.
[D] It's the Horny Man.
[F]
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ It's just the story of a dog, you know.
A traitor's dog.
A nasty dog.
A dirty dog.
A stanky dog.
A status dog.
A horny dog.
Check it [E] out, y'all.
Here it comes.
[F] It's the horny man.
A one, two, mic check it.
I come to get naked, so can you [N] get with it?
Hey honey, can I hit it?
Cause I'm the horny man and I love to hit skin.
See, I got a gym hat, so it's safe to go in.
Getting hot like a toaster, posing on your poster.
Come and take a ride on my love rollercoaster.
Women and women, diving like scuba.
I'm hitting man skins like my man, [E] Grand Buba.
Everybody love me cause I got a lot of flavor.
And plus I'm best known for my sexual behavior.
[F] I'm hung like a hanger, the green weed slanger.
And like the hip squad, I'm a status headbanger.
Addictive like a drug, all you need is a hug.
And you can be loved.
So honey, [C] catch the vibe, cause it's the one to be on.
I'm known for more nicknames than Neon [F] Deoxanders.
Primetime coming from Atlanta.
I'm coming out the mystery like the great Santana.
So now I'm getting hyped, I [A] wanna be like Mike.
And never met a female, not a damn right.
Cause I treat them like a prostitute.
You know I knock your boot, and if they man trips up, well then I'm quick to shoot.
I'm always packing, never lacking when I'm macking.
I come for real up, yeah, acting like you're cracking.
Kicking lots of flavor, call me flavor macalicious.
And I [D] keep a lot of bitches, cause I said that I'm delicious.
I be dipping and diving, and stirring it up like coffee.
Excuse me Mr.
Salty, but your girlfriend won't get off, because I'm hard like a rock.
Tearing up the lock with a 9M Glock and a 10 foot cock.
Produce dope hits, [A] I love big tits.
And plus I'm all that, and a hot bowl of grits.
We're bucking three quarters, so fathers hide your daughters.
Because I'm running through them like my name is Ricky Waters.
I'm a dip and groove, and do a spin move, lot's smooth.
But I ain't got shit to prove, I'm getting love at the pub like Sam Malone.
And I make a bitch moan when it's time to bone.
Cause I'm out them like butter, word to the mother.
And you know, I wanna give blood to my brother.
22 grand, much love to the clams.
Peace out from the motherfucking Horny Man.
Yeah, that shit was nice.
It's the Horny Man, and I'm the one to be on.
It's the Horny Man.
[D] It's the Horny Man. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ It's just the story of a dog, you know.
A traitor's dog.
A nasty dog.
A dirty dog.
A stanky dog.
A status dog.
A horny dog.
Check it [E] out, y'all.
Here it comes.
[F] It's the horny man.
A one, two, mic check it.
I come to get naked, so can you [N] get with it?
Hey honey, can I hit it?
Cause I'm the horny man and I love to hit skin.
See, I got a gym hat, so it's safe to go in.
Getting hot like a toaster, posing on your poster.
Come and take a ride on my love rollercoaster.
Women and women, diving like scuba.
I'm hitting man skins like my man, [E] Grand Buba.
Everybody love me cause I got a lot of flavor.
And plus I'm best known for my sexual behavior.
[F] I'm hung like a hanger, the green weed slanger.
And like the hip squad, I'm a status headbanger.
Addictive like a drug, all you need is a hug.
And you can be loved.
So honey, [C] catch the vibe, cause it's the one to be on.
I'm known for more nicknames than Neon [F] Deoxanders.
Primetime coming from Atlanta.
I'm coming out the mystery like the great Santana.
So now I'm getting hyped, I [A] wanna be like Mike.
And never met a female, not a damn right.
Cause I treat them like a prostitute.
You know I knock your boot, and if they man trips up, well then I'm quick to shoot.
I'm always packing, never lacking when I'm macking.
I come for real up, yeah, acting like you're cracking.
Kicking lots of flavor, call me flavor macalicious.
And I [D] keep a lot of bitches, cause I said that I'm delicious.
I be dipping and diving, and stirring it up like coffee.
Excuse me Mr.
Salty, but your girlfriend won't get off, because I'm hard like a rock.
Tearing up the lock with a 9M Glock and a 10 foot cock.
Produce dope hits, [A] I love big tits.
And plus I'm all that, and a hot bowl of grits.
We're bucking three quarters, so fathers hide your daughters.
Because I'm running through them like my name is Ricky Waters.
I'm a dip and groove, and do a spin move, lot's smooth.
But I ain't got shit to prove, I'm getting love at the pub like Sam Malone.
And I make a bitch moan when it's time to bone.
Cause I'm out them like butter, word to the mother.
And you know, I wanna give blood to my brother.
22 grand, much love to the clams.
Peace out from the motherfucking Horny Man.
Yeah, that shit was nice.
It's the Horny Man, and I'm the one to be on.
It's the Horny Man.
[D] It's the Horny Man. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _