Touch-Tone Telephone Chords by Lemon Demon

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[Eb] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ think [Ab] it's time _ [Bb] for you to [Eb] know _ _ _ [C] the awful [Ab] _ truth.
[Gm] _ _ [C] _ [Eb] The truth about me and the truth [Ab] about you, cause you're a [Bb] brand new species.
[G] Big [Eb] cat.
Uh oh.
Takes my [F] piece.
Long [Ab] attack.
Uh oh.
[G] Elephant.
Uh oh.
Uh [Eb] oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
And a re-wolf.
[C] Call me back.
Call me [Ab] back.
I try to call you every [Cm] day.
I'm a loser once [Eb] you say it.
When the truth [Fm] comes out.
[Ab] I'm very old now.
I've been working on a [C] unified theory.
If [Eb] I make it through tonight, _ [Fm] everybody's gonna hear [Ab] me out.
Cause I'm the right [Cm] one. _ _ _
[Eb] On my touchtone, [F] touchtone [Ab] telephone.
I'm the [Cm] only one. _ _ _
[Eb] On your AM, AM radio.
[Ab] Oh, _ [Bb] _ [Cm] I'm crying [Eb] now.
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Authentic [Eb] tears.
_ _ _ They flow out of me when I [Fm] think about you.
Cause you're the [Eb] only person in [Cm] the world that understands.
Cause you're [Eb] the only person in the world that understands.
I'm [Ab] Jesus.
_ _ Oh my [Cm] _ [Eb] God.
I try to, try to, try [Fm] to make it through this argument.
[Ab] I try to call you every [Cm] day.
I'm a hosting once [Eb] you say it.
When the truth [Fm] comes out.
[Ab] I'm very old now.
I've been working on [Cm] a unified theory.
If [Eb] I make it through tonight, _ everybody's gonna hear me [Ab] out.
Cause I'm the right one. _ _ _
[Eb] On my touchtone, [F] touchtone telephone.
[Ab] I'm the [Cm] only one.
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[Eb] On your [C] AM, AM [Cm] radio.
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_ _ It [C] was right all [Eb] along.
_ Better to be laughed [C] at than [Ab] wrong.
[Bb] I'm an expert [G] in my field.
[Eb] _ _ UFOlogy, yes, [Ab] it's all real.
_ [Cm] Ancient aliens, it's all true.
I'm an expert just like you.
[Ab] And like you, I'm a genius.
[C] This one might sound [Eb] _ _ disbelieving.
That's a [Ab] real crime.
Pretty soon they'll [C] discover [Eb] me.
In the superstar [Ab] _ catharsis.
I try to call [Cm] you every day.
What [Eb] can I say when the truth [Fm] comes out.
[Ab] _
I've been [Cm] working on a unified theory.
If [Eb] I make it through tonight, _ everybody's gonna hear me [Ab] out.
Cause I'm the right [Cm] one.
On my [Eb] touchtone, _ _ _ _ [F] touchtone telephone.
[Ab] I'm the only [Cm] _ one. _
[Eb] On your _ [C] AM, AM [Ab] radio.
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