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C _ _ _ _ _ .
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G _ _ _ _ Hey,
Am Pat.
_ _ Hey, Hoff.
How's it
G going.
Good, man.
These songs, uh,
C look so ripe, do they.
Am _ No, they're not so good
Ab yet.
Bb _ .
C Where's your girlfriend.
D She's always with you.
Where is she _ _ .
_ _
G Ebm Um_.
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Abm _ .
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Db _ _ _ _
Eb _ .
Gb _ _ _
B _ _ _ _
Db _ .
Abm _ _ _
Bb _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _
Ebm _ My
Abm heart is paralyzed, _
Db my
Gb head was oversized.
B _ _ I'll
Abm take the high road like
Ab I should.
_
Eb _
Bb _ .
_ _ _ _
Ebm _ You said
Abm it's meant to
Db be, that
Gb it's not you, it's
B me.
You're leaving
Abm.
now, _
Bb on good.
Eb _ _
Bb _ .
_ _ _ That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna
B say_. She went down in an
Gb airplane, fried chicken, sun tan,
Db got in a swimming
Ebm.
mix,.
Db a bowl of
B grits, and healthy, healthy,
Gb _ .
_ _ _
F _ _ _ _
Bb _ .
_ I_. She
B made a shot from the
Gb water, I _ _
Db _ _ returned
Ebm everything,
Db I am a_.
B _ _ Healthy,
Gb _ .
_ _ _
Bb _ _ _ and ways to say
Ebm that.
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Abm _ .
_ _ _
Db _ _ _ _
Gb _ .
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B _ _ _
Bbm _
Abm _ .
_ _ _
Bb _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _
Ebm _ My pride
Ab still feels the
Db sting, you were
Gb my _ everything.
B _ _ Someday
Abm I'll find a
A love
Eb like _ yours.
Bb A love like
Ebm yours.
She'll think I'm
Abm stuck, _ _ _
Db not
B super _
Gb _ _
B _ _ _ _
Abm _ .
_ _
D Eb milkable.
_ _ _
Bb _ .
_ _ That's
N cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say_.
B She was caught in a
Gb mudslide, eating rice like.
Db Got a frown on her
Ebm _ .
Db purple side
B on healthy, healthy.
Gb.
I'm no good with
F my nose.
_
Bb _ _ .
_ She
B got up in the desert,
Gb.
drowned in a hot
Db tub.
Danced the dead man
Ebm in deep
Db sad night, _
B _ healthy, healthy.
Gb _ .
_ _ _
Bb _ _ _ And wasted his day
Ebm in style.
_ _
Abm _ .
_ _ _
Db _ _ _ _ _ .
Gb _ _ _
B _ _ _ _
Ab _ .
_ _ _
Bbm _ _ _
B I _ _
Db wanna live a thousand lives with you.
B I wanted to be the one you lied
Db to.
But _ _ _ _ you
B don't want to _ _ .
_
Gb _ That's cool, but
Bb if my friends ask me where you are, I'm gonna say.
That's cool, but if my friends ask me where you are, I'm gonna say.
B She went down the
Gb airplane, five-gallon sun
Db tan.
Fell in a cement
Ebm.
mixer
Db full of
B quicksand, healthy,
Gb healthy.
I'm no good with my
Fm _ _ _ _
Bb _ .
nose.
She
B nearly shrunk to the water,
Gb.
fell and caught
Db her.
I'll return
Ebm everything I
Db ever bought,
B healthy, healthy.
Gb.
She _ _
Bb _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _
B was caught in a
Gb mudslide, eating rice like.
Db Got a frown on her
Gb _ .
purple
B side on healthy, healthy.
Gb.
I'm no good with
F my nose.
_ _
Bb _ .
_ She
B got up in the desert,
Gb.
drowned in a hot
Db tub.
Danced the dead man
Ebm in deep sad
Db night, healthy,
B _ _ healthy.
Gb.
I'm all out.
_
Bb _ _ _ And wasted his day
B in
Gb style.
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Db _ _ .
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B _
Gb _ _
Db _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
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N _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _
G It's
C horrible, it really is
Ab horrible, what's happened to you.
G It's horrible, _ horrible Pat!.
_
C Oh, hi!.
_ _
G.
Hi, hon!.
_ Hi!.
Excuse me!.
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