Transvestite Blues Chords by Demented Are Go

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[Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Ab] _ _
[Bb] One [Abm] of the dresses [Bb] the night [Db] you see, [Bb] put on the make [Ab]-up, put on the [Bb] rouge, look in the
mirror, what do I see?
Goddamn [E] woman, [F] carry [Eb] _ me to the hospital, [Bb] let the [Fm] doctor, [F] let the [Eb] doctor, [F] what you gonna do?
[Bb] _ [F] _ [Ab] _
[Bb] In my room, [Fm] putting on my [Bb] gear, [B] I don't care if you [Ab] think I'm gay, I don't care if you
[Bb] think I'm queer, people laugh, people shit, you better [Gb] watch out or do [D] you die, [Eb] damn guy,
[Ebm] what you [Bb] gonna do?
The best thing you can do is what you gonna [F] do, the [Gm] best thing you can do is what you gonna [F] do. _ _
[Bb] I _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _
[Fm] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ [Bb] _
[Fm] ain't got much money, I'm a little bit late at night, [Bb] I ain't looking [Ab] for trouble,
[Bb] just a bed with a bedside, [Eb] let the doctor, _ [Bb] let the doctor, _ [F] what _ [E] [F] you gonna [Bb] do?
[F] _ [Bb]
They [G] call me the Phantom of [Ab] the [Bb] Light, where the nigger [Am] niggers, [Ab] _
[Bb] [Cm] when I [Ab] walk down the [Bb] street,
Eat your left hand sugar
[Eb] Left eye kiss, what you gonna [Bb] do?
Left eye kiss, [Cm] what you gonna [F] do?
Left [Eb] eye kiss, [E] what you gonna [F] do? _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [Ebm] _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [C] _ [Fm] _
[Bb] [Bm] Saturday [F] night, I got a hookup to [Eb] do
Hold on my [Dm] lady, yeah _
[Bbm] Hold on my lady, red [Ab] number
[Bb] Got [G] in the [Am] beat, [Eb] yeah
Put on the name, put on [Bb] the groove
Put on the lipstick, yeah
[F] Look at the [Eb] mirror, I'ma [Bb] see ya
Got a girl [F] moving like that
[Bb] Left eye kiss, what you gonna do?
Left eye kiss, what you gonna do?
[Eb] Left eye kiss, what you gonna [Bb] do?
Left eye kiss, what you gonna [F] do?
Left [Eb] eye kiss, [F] what you [Bb] gonna do? _
[E] _ [F] _ [E] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
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