Troglodyte Chords by Viagra Boys

_ [F#m] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
[D] [F#m] He [F#] goes to work on his computer He thinks about his gun at home
One day he's gonna be a shooter He's [F#m] gonna bring his gun to work
[F#] He thinks about the ones who wronged him They'll end up on his missile face
But things they would play are much different Back [A] in the time when we were [D] apes
[A] _ [Em] _ _ _ [F#m] When _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ everybody was a monkey We had a fight that's gonna survive
And now you've got your_
_ [D] You're a big dirty squint-eyed [G] ace [F#] From when we had very ugly legs
And you were still swimming around in a lake And you were still trying to be brave
You just never learned [F#m] to meditate [D] [A] You ain't no ape, [B]
you're a troubling [F#] guy
_ [G] _ [D] You [B] ain't a wimp!
[A] You're a juggler, Dave!
_ [E] I'm [F#] a juggler.
[A] Jugg.
_ [E] _ [F#] Oh. _ _
[A] Ahh!
I'm a [B] _ _ [F#m] [F#] juggler. _
_ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ _
I'm a [A] juggler.
_ _ [Em] [F#] I'm a juggler. _
_ _ _ [G] _ [F#] He says he don't believe in science.
He thinks that all the news is fake.
And late at night he sits on his computer
and [A] writes about the [D] things he [F#] hates.
Life, it was a million years ago
and we were still living in caves.
You would not be welcomed by the other apes
because [F#m] you were brought up into the [D] place.
You [Am] ain't a wimp!
[B]
You're a [F#] juggler, Dave!
_ _ [A] Hmmmm.
You ain't a wimp!
[Bm]
You're a [A] juggler, Dave!
_ [B] Ayyyyy!
[F#] You ain't a wimp!
You're [A] a juggler, Dave!
[B] You [F#] ain't a wimp!
You ain't a wimp!
[A] You ain't a wimp!
_ [B] You [F#] ain't a wimp!
You _ [A] _ _ [B] _ [F#m] ain't a wimp!
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _ _
[A] Ahhh.
_ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ [G#] _ [A#] Jungle [F#] Dave.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _