Chords for Troy & Abed's Christmas Rap (Subtitles) [Community]
Tempo:
128 bpm
Chords used:
A
Bb
Eb
Gb
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C] Ba da [Bb] dum, ba da [C] dum, ba da dum, ba da dum.
Merry Christmas, Troy.
[Bb]
[E] Abed, you look gleeful.
[Eb] Troy, don't you think it might actually be fun doing this Christmas pageant for the [Bb] Glee Club?
[D] Abed, we hate the Glee Club.
[A] Yeah.
I guess I just like liking things.
[Gb] [N]
Abed, [Eb] look.
You [A] know I'd do anything you [Bb] did, but I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
We're not supposed [E] to celebrate Christmas.
[Bb] I've been thinking about that.
[Eb] I may have a loophole.
[E] [Eb] What if you were a Jehovah's Witness that was [Bb] merely pretending to be into Christmas,
[C] gathering clues and blending [D] in to take down the holidays from within?
[A] You mean like a spy investigating, making it seem [Abm] like I'm celebrating when actually [A] I'm infiltrating Santa's [Gb] operation?
Yoink!
Going deep, cover pack, enemy lines, [Abm] making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side.
Rocking warm [E] sweaters, hanging big-ass lights.
If the fat man can see me, yo, it's gotta look right.
I [Dbm] watch all the TV specials that I never could.
I'll even cry during the sad ones [Ab] like James Bond would.
And when [A] the big night comes, it's time to set the bait.
Cold milk, hot [Gbm] cookies, decorate a plate.
[Ab] And he'll come down the chimney and it will be just him and me, but he won't know we're enemies,
cause I'll play sincere.
Finger trap, like [A] that.
Hug on tight, get on his lap, [Gb] and tell him he can come back every year.
[Db] Cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness.
So I might have to dedicate [Ab] my life to Christmas [A] and act just like I love it till the day I [Gb] die.
M-P-E-D
[Dbm] Kinda sore of Christmas.
[Ab] On the spectrum, none of your business.
[A] Thought too fast, too comprehend, [Gbm] just wanna do right.
Bye my friends.
If years were [Db] seasons, this December would be the [Ab] December of our December.
[A] More blueprints than Howard [Gb] Hughes, but if there are blueprints, how do we choose?
We have to be happy to get to the end.
[Abm] We have to save Christmas to save our friends.
We have to save [A] Christmas to save our friends.
We have to save Christmas to save our [Gb] friends.
Hey, [Eb]
rapping?
[D] Yep.
Wanna join us?
Totally!
[Ab] [Eb] Wait, you guys never let me rap with [Db] you.
Well, we're gonna need all hands on deck if we're gonna [Bb] go to regionals.
[Am] Cool!
I just need to
study, though, in my room.
So have fun!
Merry Christmas, Troy.
[Bb]
[E] Abed, you look gleeful.
[Eb] Troy, don't you think it might actually be fun doing this Christmas pageant for the [Bb] Glee Club?
[D] Abed, we hate the Glee Club.
[A] Yeah.
I guess I just like liking things.
[Gb] [N]
Abed, [Eb] look.
You [A] know I'd do anything you [Bb] did, but I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
We're not supposed [E] to celebrate Christmas.
[Bb] I've been thinking about that.
[Eb] I may have a loophole.
[E] [Eb] What if you were a Jehovah's Witness that was [Bb] merely pretending to be into Christmas,
[C] gathering clues and blending [D] in to take down the holidays from within?
[A] You mean like a spy investigating, making it seem [Abm] like I'm celebrating when actually [A] I'm infiltrating Santa's [Gb] operation?
Yoink!
Going deep, cover pack, enemy lines, [Abm] making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side.
Rocking warm [E] sweaters, hanging big-ass lights.
If the fat man can see me, yo, it's gotta look right.
I [Dbm] watch all the TV specials that I never could.
I'll even cry during the sad ones [Ab] like James Bond would.
And when [A] the big night comes, it's time to set the bait.
Cold milk, hot [Gbm] cookies, decorate a plate.
[Ab] And he'll come down the chimney and it will be just him and me, but he won't know we're enemies,
cause I'll play sincere.
Finger trap, like [A] that.
Hug on tight, get on his lap, [Gb] and tell him he can come back every year.
[Db] Cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness.
So I might have to dedicate [Ab] my life to Christmas [A] and act just like I love it till the day I [Gb] die.
M-P-E-D
[Dbm] Kinda sore of Christmas.
[Ab] On the spectrum, none of your business.
[A] Thought too fast, too comprehend, [Gbm] just wanna do right.
Bye my friends.
If years were [Db] seasons, this December would be the [Ab] December of our December.
[A] More blueprints than Howard [Gb] Hughes, but if there are blueprints, how do we choose?
We have to be happy to get to the end.
[Abm] We have to save Christmas to save our friends.
We have to save [A] Christmas to save our friends.
We have to save Christmas to save our [Gb] friends.
Hey, [Eb]
rapping?
[D] Yep.
Wanna join us?
Totally!
[Ab] [Eb] Wait, you guys never let me rap with [Db] you.
Well, we're gonna need all hands on deck if we're gonna [Bb] go to regionals.
[Am] Cool!
I just need to
study, though, in my room.
So have fun!
Key:
A
Bb
Eb
Gb
Ab
A
Bb
Eb
[C] _ _ _ _ Ba da [Bb] dum, ba da [C] dum, ba da dum, ba da dum.
Merry Christmas, Troy.
[Bb] _
[E] Abed, you look gleeful.
[Eb] Troy, don't you think it might actually be fun doing this Christmas pageant for the [Bb] Glee Club?
[D] Abed, we hate the Glee Club.
_ [A] Yeah.
I guess I just like liking things.
_ [Gb] _ _ [N] _
_ _ Abed, [Eb] look.
You [A] know I'd do anything you [Bb] did, but I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
We're not supposed [E] to celebrate Christmas.
_ [Bb] I've been thinking about that.
[Eb] I may have a loophole. _
[E] [Eb] What if you were a Jehovah's Witness that was [Bb] merely pretending to be into Christmas,
[C] gathering clues and blending [D] in to take down the holidays from within?
[A] You mean like a spy investigating, making it seem [Abm] like I'm celebrating when actually [A] I'm infiltrating Santa's [Gb] operation?
Yoink!
Going deep, cover pack, enemy lines, [Abm] making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side.
Rocking warm [E] sweaters, hanging big-ass lights.
If the fat man can see me, yo, it's gotta look right.
I [Dbm] watch all the TV specials that I never could.
I'll even cry during the sad ones [Ab] like James Bond would.
And when [A] the big night comes, it's time to set the bait.
Cold milk, hot [Gbm] cookies, decorate a plate.
[Ab] And he'll come down the chimney and it will be just him and me, but he won't know we're enemies,
cause I'll play sincere.
Finger trap, like [A] that.
Hug on tight, get on his lap, [Gb] and tell him he can come back every year.
[Db] Cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness.
So I might have to dedicate [Ab] my life to Christmas [A] and act just like I love it till the day I [Gb] die.
M-P-E-D
[Dbm] Kinda sore of Christmas.
[Ab] On the spectrum, none of your business.
[A] Thought too fast, too comprehend, [Gbm] just wanna do right.
Bye my friends.
If years were [Db] seasons, this December would be the [Ab] December of our December.
[A] More blueprints than Howard [Gb] Hughes, but if there are blueprints, how do we choose?
We have to be happy to get to the end.
[Abm] We have to save Christmas to save our friends.
We have to save [A] Christmas to save our friends.
We have to save Christmas to save our [Gb] friends.
Hey, _ _ _ [Eb] _
rapping?
[D] Yep.
Wanna join us?
Totally! _ _
[Ab] [Eb] Wait, you guys never let me rap with [Db] you.
Well, we're gonna need all hands on deck if we're gonna [Bb] go to regionals.
[Am] _ _ _ Cool!
_ I just need to_
study, though, in my room.
So have fun! _ _ _ _
Merry Christmas, Troy.
[Bb] _
[E] Abed, you look gleeful.
[Eb] Troy, don't you think it might actually be fun doing this Christmas pageant for the [Bb] Glee Club?
[D] Abed, we hate the Glee Club.
_ [A] Yeah.
I guess I just like liking things.
_ [Gb] _ _ [N] _
_ _ Abed, [Eb] look.
You [A] know I'd do anything you [Bb] did, but I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
We're not supposed [E] to celebrate Christmas.
_ [Bb] I've been thinking about that.
[Eb] I may have a loophole. _
[E] [Eb] What if you were a Jehovah's Witness that was [Bb] merely pretending to be into Christmas,
[C] gathering clues and blending [D] in to take down the holidays from within?
[A] You mean like a spy investigating, making it seem [Abm] like I'm celebrating when actually [A] I'm infiltrating Santa's [Gb] operation?
Yoink!
Going deep, cover pack, enemy lines, [Abm] making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side.
Rocking warm [E] sweaters, hanging big-ass lights.
If the fat man can see me, yo, it's gotta look right.
I [Dbm] watch all the TV specials that I never could.
I'll even cry during the sad ones [Ab] like James Bond would.
And when [A] the big night comes, it's time to set the bait.
Cold milk, hot [Gbm] cookies, decorate a plate.
[Ab] And he'll come down the chimney and it will be just him and me, but he won't know we're enemies,
cause I'll play sincere.
Finger trap, like [A] that.
Hug on tight, get on his lap, [Gb] and tell him he can come back every year.
[Db] Cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness.
So I might have to dedicate [Ab] my life to Christmas [A] and act just like I love it till the day I [Gb] die.
M-P-E-D
[Dbm] Kinda sore of Christmas.
[Ab] On the spectrum, none of your business.
[A] Thought too fast, too comprehend, [Gbm] just wanna do right.
Bye my friends.
If years were [Db] seasons, this December would be the [Ab] December of our December.
[A] More blueprints than Howard [Gb] Hughes, but if there are blueprints, how do we choose?
We have to be happy to get to the end.
[Abm] We have to save Christmas to save our friends.
We have to save [A] Christmas to save our friends.
We have to save Christmas to save our [Gb] friends.
Hey, _ _ _ [Eb] _
rapping?
[D] Yep.
Wanna join us?
Totally! _ _
[Ab] [Eb] Wait, you guys never let me rap with [Db] you.
Well, we're gonna need all hands on deck if we're gonna [Bb] go to regionals.
[Am] _ _ _ Cool!
_ I just need to_
study, though, in my room.
So have fun! _ _ _ _