Chords for TV Girl - Stupid Actress

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[G] _ _ _ [F] _ I'm not _ saying that you're all a fool or anything. _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ [F] _ Oh no. _
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I jumped out, I [F] screwed up, made stupid [Gm] _ actions [F] _ _ _ in [G] L.A.
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[Gm] I jumped out, I [F] was holding [Gm] on and torn _ [Dm] up in [Gm] a New York head.
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It's _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] not easy [Dm] being _ famous [Gm] anyway.
_ [Dm] It's all famous people [Gm] say.
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[Gm] Because everyone [F] that you meet just [Gm] wants to screw you.
[Dm] _ _ And you [Gm] can't complain.
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[Cm] _ _ And it's a shame she'd [Gm] be a queen back in Rhode Island. _ _
_ [G] _ Now she wakes up [Gm]
with the other side of the [Dm] cliché. _
[Cm] _ _ _ And besides, [Gm]
she's really not so [Dm] sexy and [G] hot.
_ _ That was [Gm] just the part she [C] had to put.
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_ I [F] may be one of the most great _
[Gm] magicians, but I [F] need to keep what I have and I [Gm] can't lose it.
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[Gm] Don't call me stupid, [F] it's a business [Gm] law.
_ _ [F] _ _ Hollywood, _ _ _ _ _ Hollywood's full of freaks.
[Gm] _ _ [F] You know what it means to be a big deal on the street?
_ _ _ _ [Gm] I jumped out, I [F] saved every [Gm] stupid action _ [F] in _ _ [Gm] L.A.
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[G] And every [F] aging waitress who gave [Gm] it up [F] _ had to change back [Gm] to L.A.
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They floated [F] out of every cold [Gm] fuel parlor, [Dm] every _ overpriced [G] cafe.
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[Gm] But that was just [F] some dream I _
[Gm] had.
And [F] when I woke up, [Gm] nothing _ changed.
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[Cm] _ _ Even [C] though she [Gm] don't have braids like Renegade. _ _ _
[G] _ _ Even though she [Gm] don't have eyes [C] like _ [Dm] Pharaoh. _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ That money [Gm] glove could fuck [D] you from the humble mass [G] tomorrow.
_ _ _ It'd toss you [Gm] through a gilded [C] upper store.
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_ _ _ [F] _ I want to do a girl [Gm] who is all [F] girly, half smart and half degree.
[Gm] The other one's a killer.
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[Gm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ Yeah, somebody asked, I said, hey, I know red and I like it.
_ I'm like, absolutely, green tint, never do so many, go down to the commercial, come up with so little.
_ [Gm] I jumped out, [F] I saved every [Gm] stupid action _ [Dm] _ in _ [Gm] L.A.
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[Gm] I jumped it, thought [F] you meant it, when [Gm] you said that.
[Dm] You come and see [Gm] my play.
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[Gm] You sat there [Dm] and you watched me [Gm] and you thought it was [Dm] pretty good for a proof [Gm] head.
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[Gm] You wondered [Dm] if I had a soul [Gm] to sell, would [F] the earmark just [Gm] throw away.
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[Cm] _ _ _ Statue of love, [Gm] in the gaze, is down in silence. _ _
_ [G] _ From its porch up [Gm] there, you call me a [Dm] hill. _ _ _
[Cm] _ Give me [C] your greasy, [Gm] your desperate, and your beautiful, but [G] it's my own.
_ _ I'll [Gm] give them a glimmer, _ not a cry. _
[Cm] _ _ And to me, there's [Gm] nothing sad about you.
_ She's pretty, [G] _ I just want to [Gm]
throw a party while you're [Dm] away. _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ Those nobodies [Gm] back home, they only drink one glass of beer.
_ [G] _ Now [Gm] you know that there is a key part of the deal.
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