Chords for Two Fools a Minute

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[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] Ah, here's a little combination for you.
_ [G] _ _ [D] _
[C] Like everything I like, don't make me sick or poor or fat.
You beautiful dolls, save [Bb] one for me and try not to laugh.
Who's [C] got the time?
Who owns the horses?
Now you see it, now you don't.
Right.
Now I've seen everything, at least everything I want.
[E] [G] Crazy embarrassing, _ honey [F] ball the life [E] of me.
[G] Tell me baby please, [A] you sound [G] unexpected, girlfriend me.
[G] So it's off the road, turn right next Thursday, think that's [C] where I'm gone.
Ain't drowning, just waving, [G] you even worth the song.
[Eb] No, _ no it ain't [Cm] baby.
_ Take one for [Dm] yourself now, Billy.
Don't be shy.
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_ _ _ _ [Cm] Look at [E] that hot ass [Bb] horse.
[Eb] _ _ _ [G] _ [C] _ _
He was thinking something of it, and then she didn't mark the spot.
But why's a crooked letter I forgot?
[Bb] _ _
[C] But not me chief, I'm just radar.
I don't talk in front of the kids.
I know the difference, [Cm] even me, [Bb] Chell and Parrot.
[E] I'm gonna [G] play, [A] while she's out doing [Em] gatekeep poodle.
Thought I [G] had it, _ [A] baby dream was no less easy.
[G] And it's off the road, turn right next Thursday, think that's [C] where I'm gone.
I ain't drowning, [F] just waving, [G] you even worth the song.
See ya in the funny paper, guess that's [C] where I'll be.
They say two fools, [Fm] born a minute, [G] guess that makes me three.
[Eb] _ Not too late daddy.
[Cm] _ _ _ _
[C] _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ [G] Up, _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
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[B] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Abm] _ _
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] up, [G] up, up, up the road, turn right next Thursday, think that's [C] where I'm gone.
I ain't drowning, [F] just waving, [G] you even worth [D] the song.
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
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[G] See ya in the funny paper, guess that's [C] where I'll be.
They say two fools, born a [G] minute, I'm all three.
Wait a minute, _ [Gm] wait a minute, wait a minute, one second.
[Cm] _
Uh oh.
[F] _ _ [G] _ They say two fools, _ born a minute, I knew I [C] had company in here.
Ah, [F] there's the drummer.
[G] _ _ _
They say two fools, born a minute, [Gm] wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm [C] gonna get in the back here.
Billy, you gotta drive.
[G] _ _ _ _
[Gm] Five fools, born a minute, I know, yeah, [C] let's see. _
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They say two fools, born a minute, that's right, don't be staring [C] at your [Bb] stereo.
I'm cool.
_ _ _ [G] _ I just know, [C] yeah.
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[C] _ _ [F] I gotta be home [G] before the end of the rec. _ _
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