Chords for Tyler Cassidy - Why Do Muslim Women Dress Like Ninjas

_ Why do Muslim women dress like ninjas?
How come [F] the only thing that you can ever see [Bb] is their eyes?
_ Why don't they show [Eb] a little thigh? _ _ _
Yeah, [Gm] why do Muslim women dress like ninjas?
Why do [F] they go around dressed from head to toe in [Bb] disguise?
_ _ _ Maybe Muslim men are [Eb] jealous guys. _ _ _ _
Well, I [Gm] was at the grocery store getting some stuff, a [F] couple apples and oranges.
_ When then I felt a [Bb] woman's touch.
_ _ It felt so good it made [Eb] me blush. _ _ _ _
But when [Gm] I turned around, well, nobody was there.
Just [F] a big old box of produce with some apples and pears.
No pretty [Bb] woman.
_ _ _ I guess I was [Eb] out of luck. _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] But then all of a sudden I felt a hand on my wrist.
[F] And then a pretty little woman, she leaned in for a kiss.
A [Bb] Muslim woman, _ _ _ dressed from head [Eb] to toe in black. _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] And as I looked in her eyes, I went to ask for her name.
But then [F] this pretty little woman disappeared in the rain.
This [Bb] Muslim woman, _ she disappeared and never did [Eb] come back. _ _ _ _
[Gm] Why do Muslim women dress like ninjas?
How [F] come the only thing that you can ever see is [Bb] their eyes?
_ _ Why don't they show a [Eb] little thigh? _ _ _ _
Yeah, why [Gm] do Muslim women dress like ninjas?
Why do [F] they go around dressed from head to toe in [Bb] disguise?
_ _ Maybe Muslim men are jealous [Eb] guys.
_ Well, _ _ _ [Gm] a couple days later I was at the bank.
[F] When who did I see?
Well, who do you think?
That [Bb] Muslim woman.
_ _ _ Or at least I [Eb] think I did. _ _ _ _
So [Gm] I went over to _ reintroduce myself.
[F] I went to shake this woman's hand.
This pretty brown-eyed [Bb] Muslim woman.
_ _ But then she disappeared [Eb] again. _ _ _ _
And now the bank teller's yelling for security.
And [F] there's a big old bag of cash laying next to me.
This [Bb] Muslim woman. _ _
I think that she just set [Eb] me up. _ _ _
_ And [Gm] now the police got me down on my knees.
And [F] I'm just looking out the window at this woman empty out [Bb] an armored truck.
_ And make away with half a [Eb] million bucks. _ _ _
And now I [Gm] know why Muslim women dress like ninjas.
I know [F] why the only thing that you can ever see is [Bb] their eyes. _ _
And why they never [Eb] show some thigh. _ _ _
And now I know [Gm] why Muslim women dress like ninjas.
I know why [F] they go around dressed from head to toe in [Bb] disguise.
_ _ It's not because the men are jealous [Eb] guys. _ _
It's so they can do all of these _ [Gm] _
heists.
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