Chords for Typical Story

It's a, it's a, it's a, [G] it's a typical story where the bassist kills the singer, the guitarist and the drummer find they're in love with each other
It's the story of the kid who clearly won't know what to say [F] when the love of his life starts [A#] to calmly walk away
And [G] it's the story of the dad who decides to chase his dream, he quits his job, he falls apart and he loses everything
And it's the story of the kid who just wants to make a record, [A] locks and crashes but nobody [F] ever, ever cares [F#] about it
[G] Hey, hey, what's your name?
So thanks for the guy you hate
We should sit in silence while we think of what to say
Hey, hey, I know this is [Gm] working out, will you [F] forget I even asked you [F#] to come over to my house?
[G] Hey, hey, I don't think I know much
But I know I couldn't take a girl but she shows you feel like I've been talking a lot
[A] So tell me you shut up and [F] I will probably [F#] shut the fuck up, you know
I'm [D#] afraid of everything staying the same or worsening
So what's the point of finding calm when [F] calm to me is unsettling?
Settle down, little kid, your [B] bones are shaking in your skin
[A] Go inside and take a [A#] breath, though, nothing more, nothing [G] less
It's the typical story of a king who had it all
Except for citizens who didn't want his head above the wall
It's the typical story of the wife who couldn't quit
[F] Being in love with [F#] such a giant piece of shit
[G] It's the story of the queen who could never, ever think of any redeeming qualities a man could ever bring
It's the story of the dog who wanted to run away
[A] Till he learned that his life is [F] wasted for inside a [F#] [A#] cage _ _ _
I don't really need much, just a place to be [Am] alone
And you don't really see much, I think that I'm invisible
My mirror shows another guy, a guy doesn't [Am] do shit, he just sits and is [G] miserable _ _
Everybody's gotta live a life that they didn't ask for Why?
_ Put me here just to die
Just to, just to
_ _ _ [D] _ _
Hey, hey, what's your name?
So, thanks for the guy you hate
He sits in his silence while we think of what to say
Hey, hey, I don't think this is working out
[F] Will you forget I even asked [F#] you to come over to my house?
[G] Hey, hey, I don't think I'm the worst
But I know I couldn't take a girl crush
So if you feel like I've been talking a lot
[A] Just tell me to shut up [F] and I will probably strip [F#] the fuck out of you _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ Everybody's gotta live a life that they didn't ask for Why?
Put me here just to die
_ Just to, just to
_ _ _ Hey, _ hey, what's your name?
So, thanks for the guy you hate
He sits in his silence while we think of what to say
Hey, hey, I don't think this is _ [F] _ _ working out
Will you [F#] forget I even asked you to come over to my house?
Hey, hey, I don't think I'm the worst
But I know I couldn't take a girl crush
So if you feel like I've been talking a lot
[Gm] [A] Just tell me to shut up and I [F] will probably [F#] strip the fuck out _