Chords for U Can't Catch Fish

He can't catch fish.
[Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A]
He can't catch fish.
[Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A]
He can't catch fish. _ _ _ _
He can't catch fish.
[B] _ _ _ I, I, I, I got a little story about a city [G] boy.
They came to [A] Wisconsin, up from Illinois so he can enter.
The big fish [Bm] contest, it's a thousand bucks [A] cash for the biggest and the best, but [Am] I told them,
Guy, you're making a [Gm] mistake.
You don't stand a [Am] chance catching fish on the slate,
cause hey, you can pray you want [B] to wish.
But let me tell you something, Guy, you can't fish.
I told you [Em] there, Guy.
[A]
Can't catch fish.
What do you think you're [G] doing?
[Am]
Can't catch fish.
For cripes [Em] sake.
[A]
You can't catch fish.
Go back to Illinois, say. _
Can't catch fish.
Brand new motor, and boat with a bunch of fancy gear,
cripe flakes, view north, and lures.
Every [B] style, type, and size, if you think that'll [A] help you earn first up prize, cause [B] money.
Can't buy school, you know the guys in [Am] me, we can catch them at will against [B] Chad Rap.
You eat no mash, fish are just [Am] something that you can't catch.
For crying [A] out loud, Guy.
You can't catch fish.
What the heck you doing? _
You can't catch fish.
Jeez, [Bm] Guy, come on.
[Am]
You can't catch fish.
Give me a ride.
And [Em] reel, and take a step [Am] back so I can show you that deal how it's done.
Now [B] check this out, I'm catching coffee, [A] sauger, perch, and night trout, or [B] walleye.
And pike, take a few [D] notes while I show you what it's like to throw
[Am] a [B] cast, and ten seconds [A] later I was reeling in the bass and you can never
[Am] catch a bass like [Em] this, cause let me tell you [Am] something, Guy, you can't [B] fish.
_ I'm telling you, hey.
[D]
You can't catch fish.
[Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Am]
You can't catch fish.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [Am]
[Ab] I got a bite! _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] Stop!
Miller time!
You don't know [Am] what you're doing.
Your brains must be manure.
[Dm] You don't [Am] use a bobber [B] when you're casting [Am] with a lure.
But [B] when you thought you got one, you had to [Am] go and brag.
You fought it for an hour [B] even though it [Am] was a [D] snag.
Then you finally [A] hooked a muskie.
And I said it's [Am] about time, [B] but you didn't know how to [G] set your drag
and the fish took [Am] all your line.
Can't catch fish.
_ [C] Yeah, Guy!
_ [Am]
[A] You can't catch fish.
Go hire a [Em] guide, hey.
[Am]
You can't catch fish.
For [C] cripes sakes!
_ [Am]
You can't catch fish.
Hey, I told [Em] you so.
_ [Am]
[Ab] Another bite! _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] Stop!
Miller time!
You [B] thought that you could beat us, but I knew you'd [Am] never win.
Cause you're from Illinois and [B] we're from [A] Wisconsin.
I [B] know you wanna argue, but Guy, you [Am] know I'm right.
[B] Cause we filled up all our stringers and you haven't got a bite.
Well, you came and lost the contest.
Cripes sakes, I told you so.
You better pack your gear, get the heck out of [G] here, and back to [Am] Chicago.
Can't [G] catch fish.
_ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A]
Can't catch fish. _ _ _ _ _
You can't catch fish.
_ That's right there, Guy!
You can't catch fish.
_ [B] I told you they're here.
[A]
Can't catch fish.
[B] _ Listen to Shad Rap.
[Dm]
Can't catch fish.
_ [C] Just stay in Illinois.
_ [A]
Can't catch fish.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ Stop!
_ Miller time!
_ Can't catch fish.
Just stay in Illinois.
Can't catch fish. _
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