Uber Driver Raps Godzilla! Chords

Alright, I just drove up a [B] whole parking [Em] garage.
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Hopefully I get a good reaction because it [N] took me like 10 minutes just to get up here. _
_ _ _ Delilah?
_ How's it going?
_ _ _ _ How are you?
Oh, sorry.
The seat's [C] messed up.
You might have to sit in the middle if you're not comfortable there, but somebody [N] spilled something on it last week.
_ _ _ _ How's your day going?
Good.
How's yours?
Good, thank you.
_ What kind of music do you guys like?
_ _ I don't know, anything honestly.
Hip-hop, pop, country, EDM?
Yeah, pretty basic.
All of them?
Yeah, like hip-hop, pop. _
If I rap for you super random and weird, I know I'm a Uber driver, but if I rap for you, would you tell me if I was good or bad?
Of course.
Would you be [C#m] honest or would you lie?
Alright, um_
That's not good.
I'd probably lie, but [N] no, I'll be honest.
So if I'm actually good, then you gotta like not lie, alright?
Okay, alright.
Let's see what you got.
Let me not crash, hold on. _ _
_ _ Alright, hold on. _
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_ _ _ _ _ [F#] You know Eminem's new album or no?
You don't listen to [N] Eminem?
I don't.
Okay.
I'm gonna rap.
I'm gonna rap over Eminem.
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_ _ _ [D#] _ _ [F#] Okay.
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[F#] Okay.
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_ _ [F#m] [D#] Shit.
Oh my [F#] god.
[D#] What the fuck?
[F#] Was that like [D#m] decent or_
Wait, that was insane.
[Fm] I didn't make out a [N] word in the last time.
Okay, yeah, that's kind of the point.
_ No.
I'm trying to get off the ground and do YouTube stuff and stuff like that, but_
Oh my god.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You should quit Ubering.
I should?
That's what I was gonna ask you.
So if the fate of [C#] my future was [C#m] in your hands, you would tell me to stop [D] or_
I mean, not stop, stop [N] Uber and continue.
Yeah, I would say to run for president.
Run for president.
And use that rap.
And use the rap.
Hey, it might work.
Alright, I appreciate y'all.
Thank you.
Here we go, Whole Foods, Whole Foods.
_ I hope you guys have a good day.
You too.
Take it easy.
You did amazing.
Thank you, thank you. Good job.
If I decide to pursue rap, look me up one day.
Yes, remember us.
Yeah, absolutely.
Thanks, y'all. Bye.
Five stars, five stars.
_ I hope y'all enjoyed that video, man.
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