Chords for Ugly Girl

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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ When [A] I saw you at the [B] grocery store, you [A] were sharing a shopping [B] cart with her.
And [E] I couldn't turn and [A] run away, I didn't know [F#m] what to say.
_ You [A] introduced us for the [B] first time, but [A] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] you could not imagine [A] my surprise.
Can't [F#m] you see, _ _ you're leaving [A] _ _ me _ _ for an [B] ugly girl. _ _ _
[E] _ _ [G#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ Does [A] she talk about _ [B] politics, and all [A] the stuff that used to [B] make me sick?
Does [E] she smoke cigars and [A] stay up late?
Oh, she's [F#m] so _ great.
[G#] _ _ Does [A] she tell you what you [B] want to hear?
I [A] bet that she could [B] grow a beard.
I [E] feel better thinking [A] you were queer.
It's [F#m] not fair _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ to [E] an ugly [F#m] girl. _ _
[E] To an [G#m] ugly [F#m] girl. _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ Ha ha ha ha ha, the joke's [D#m] on me.
I [A] feel jealous and I [B] feel mean.
She's [E] so nice that it makes up [A] her face.
There's [F#m] no _ way.
_ Do [A] you have to keep your [F#] eyes closed?
Do [A] you have to keep the lights [Bm] down low?
Oh, [E] I bet you wish you [A] had a blindfold.
Can't [F#m] you _ _ see, you're leaving [A] _ _ _ me _ for [E] an ugly [G#m] [F#m] girl. _ _
[G#m] For an ugly [A] girl. _ _
[E] She's an ugly girl.
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[E] A real ugly girl.
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