Chords for UNDERTALE RAP LIVE by JT Music (Sans and Papyrus Song)

Sans?
Sans!
Wake up!
Oh, [D] what is it?
Terrible [Cm] cosplay day or something?
A human [Ab] has fallen from the surface [G] world.
Really?
[Cm] You got a bone to pick with him?
No time for [D] puns!
Come on, that was a [Cm] real rib tickler.
[Ab] _ Enough!
Here [G] we go again.
[Cm] Welcome to [D] the underground.
How was the fall?
[Cm] If you [F] wanna look [Bb] around,
Give us [G] a call.
[Cm] We don't [D] see humans [Eb] often.
We're [D] happy you just popped [Cm] in.
I'll be [C] so popular when I [Bb] show all the monsters [G] what I've just brought [Cm] in.
Well, Byron, [Ab] mind your manners.
Can it, Sans.
[G] No time for banter.
[Cm] Excuse my brother, [Ab] he's a bit eccentric.
And he's just lazy [G] and apathetic.
[Cm] Call me what you want, [Ab] I got thick skin.
Another bad joke [G] and I'm finished with him.
[Cm] We are monsters, [Ab] the awfulest kind.
The mess with us [G] takes a lot of spine.
[Cm] We [F] can relate [Ab] to your [D] determination.
[C] _ Because [Ab] we monsters have [G] our own ambitions.
[Cm] Humans [F] _ _ [Ab] betrayed us [G] and left us [C] burning.
One [F] day we'll [Ab] make our way [G] back to the surface.
[C] Through [F] all your [Ab] troubles, [Cm] your sins will follow.
You're not [Ab] to see when sins are [G] easy to swallow.
[Cm] Lost the real [Ab] monster, [G] now you should [Cm] know.
You've cut this [Ab] story [G] down to the bone.
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun.
Yes.
[Ab] You imbecile, that was very [G] clever.
Thanks, [Cm] buddy.
You're stuck [F] in the [Cm] underground.
Thanks to [D] the fall. _
[Cm] Good luck [D] ever getting out.
[Bb] Prepare [G] to [Cm] brawl.
You could [D] show mercy to [Eb] us.
Or turn [D] all of us to [Cm] dust.
Is your [D] heart full of [C] evil?
Or full of love?
I, [B] the great [Bb] Papyrus, challenge you [G] to try getting by [Cm] us.
Test the human [B] with one of your puzzles.
[Bb] Brilliant, Sans.
[G] That will leave him befuddled.
[Cm] I dare you to try [B] a bite of spaghetti.
[Bb] Smells like the [G] creepy pasta's ready.
[Cm] Damn it, Sans, [B] I'm done with the [Bb] joking.
Sounds like [G] someone's funny bone's [C] broken.
We [Fm] can replay [Ab] to your [G] determination.
[Cm] _ [Fm] Because we [Ab] monsters [G] have our [C] motivations.
I [Fm] am the [Ab] mastermind, [G] he's my [Cm] accomplice.
You're [F] only still [Ab] alive because [G] I made a [Cm] promise.
[F] You'll lose your [Ab] mind when you [Gm] wander for [Cm] hours.
You [Fm] might even [Ab] decide to start [G] talking of [Cm] flowers.
Who's the real [Ab] monster?
[Cm] Now you should know.
You've got this [Ab] story [G] down to the bone.
Someday I'll join [Ab] the Royal [Eb] [F] Guard.
When I catch this [G] child.
Can it be that _ [Cm]
hard?
If I'm being [C] honest, my brother ain't nothing but harmless.
You know you want all that you want.
[Eb] You'll get a lot more [D] from Sans in the bond.
[Cm] Even though the monster gets it, if I had it my way, you'd already be dead.
Kidding!
If you couldn't [Ab] tell, I get so [Bb] bored I amuse [Cm] myself.
Down here in the [C] underground, you're [D] all alone.
[Cm] We [D] wanted to tell you [Bb] now, you're [G] kind of [Cm] boned.
If you [F] survive this [Cm] prison, you will [G] know [Cm] nihilism.
Don't [D] mess around with [Ab] monsters.
They're scared of tiny [Cm] children.
You've come [Ab] far, but soon you'll stumble when I stump you [G] with some junior [Cm] jumble.
Not so [Ab] sure you'll get him with [Bb] that.
Alas, I'll hit him [Em] with my special attack.
_ [Ab] Leave me [Bb] alone.
You know I've got a [G] knack for the [Cm] trombone.
One more [Ab] pun and I'll be done.
But aren't two [G] stones better than [Cm] one?
We [F] can [Ab] relate to [G] your [C] determination.
[Fm] Because we [Ab] monsters [G] have our motivations.
[Cm] You [F] know your [Ab] story's [G] already been told.
We can play [Ab] again if you sell your [Cm] soul.
I've [F] got my [Ab] iron, [G] so you just [Cm] watch it.
I'll [F] hide and [Ab] scare the [Gm] fox [Cm] inside your closet.
Lose [F] the real [Ab] monster, [G] now you should [Cm] know.
[F] You've cut this [Ab] story [Cm] down to the bone. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ So stick around, lots of good stuff in the works.
Love you guys, thanks for stopping by.
And we'll [B] see you next week.
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