Chords for United Breaks Guitars - Lyrics

_ _ _ _ I _ flew _ United Airlines on my way to Nebraska,
flinged a part of Halifax connecting in Chicago's [G] O'Hare. _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] While on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me,
my God, they're throwing guitars [D] out there.
_ _ _ _ _ The band and I exchanged a look best described as terror
at the action on the tarmac, knowing whose projectiles these [G] would be.
_ _ _ _ So [A] before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees
who showed complete indifference towards [D] me. _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] United, United, _ _
_ you broke my Taylor [D] guitar. _
_ _ [G] United, United, _ _
_ some big help you [D] are.
You broke and you [A] should fix your light.
I'll just [G] admit I should have flown [A] with someone else.
You're gone by car,
_ _ _ _ _ [G] because [F#m] United breaks [D] guitars. _ _ _ _ _
When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I suspected.
My Taylor had been the victim of a vicious act of malice [G] at O'Hare. _ _ _ _
So [A] began a year-long saga, up past the buck, don't ask me,
and I'm sorry, sir, your plane can [D] go nowhere.
_ _ _ _ So to all the airlines people from New York to New Delhi,
including kind Miss Earlwig, who says the final word from them [G] is, _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] I've heard all your excuses and I've chased your wild gooses,
and this attitude of yours I [D] say must go. _ _ _
_ _ [G] United, _ United, _
_ you broke my Taylor [D] guitar. _
_ _ [G] United, _ United, _
_ _ some big help [D] you are.
You broke and you [A] should fix your light.
I'll just [G] admit I should have [A] flown with someone else.
You're gone by car,
_ _ _ _ [G] because United breaks [D] guitars. _ _ _ _
_ [G] Well, I won't say that I'll never fly _ _ to save the world,
I probably would, but that won't likely happen.
[Em] And if it did, I wouldn't [A] bring my luggage,
because you'd just [G] go and break it into a [A] thousand pieces,
just like you [G] broke my heart.
_ When [F#m] United breaks [D] guitars. _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] United, _ United, _
_ you broke my Taylor [D] guitar.
_ _ [G] United, United, _ _
_ _ some big help [D] you are.
You broke and [A] you should fix it.
You're liable [G] just to admit it.
I should have [A] flown with someone else.
You're gone by car,
_ _ _ _ because United breaks [D] guitars.
_ [G] Yeah, United breaks [D] guitars.
_ Yeah, United breaks guitars.
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