Chords for Unknown Stuntman

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[E] I've [B] never _ [E] _ [B] been with anything [C#] less than a man, [F#] so fine.
[E] I've been on fire with Sally [B] Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
[C#] But somehow they just don't end [F#] up as mine.
_ It's a terrifying life I [E] lead.
I'd [B] take my chances.
[G#m] I'd die for [E] a living to movies [B] and TV.
[F#] _ But the hardest thing I ever [E] do is watch my [B] lady gain.
[C#] Get some other guy while I'm bandaging [F#] my knee.
_ [G#m] I might fall from a tall building.
[E] I might roll a brand new car.
[B] Because I'm the [G#m] unknown stuntman [E] that made Redbird [B] such a star.
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[E] I've _ [B] _ _ _ _ never spent much time in [E] school, but I know [B] ladies plenty.
[E] It's true I [B] hire my body [C#] out for pay.
[F#] Hey, hey.
[E] I've gotten burned over Cheryl [B] Teague's cloning for Rock Elwes.
[C#] But what I wind up in, hey, it's [F#] only hay.
Hey, hey.
I [G#m] might jump an open drawbridge [E] or Tarzan from a vine.
Because I'm the [G#m] unknown stuntman that make Eastwood look [B] so fine.
Oh, [Am] oh, oh, oh, oh, [C] oh, oh. _ _
Never make me president, [F] but I got the best [C] first lady.
[F] Some days I get [C] them as far as the eye [D] can see.
[G] Ooh-wee.
[F] A morning dive with Jackie Smith.
[C] I crash the night with Cheryl.
[D] But in the end, they never stay [G] with me.
I [Am] might fall from a tall building so [F] burp-drennels don't get hurt.
I [Am] might leap a mighty canyon so [F] he can kiss and flirt.
[Am] While the snoop caulkers kiss my girl, [F] I'm just kissing dirt.
[C] Yes, I'm the loneliest stuntman that made Lover out of dirt. _ Ooh.
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